The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
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iHeart, DAE - it it's typical behavior, seems to not remember screaming at me in a previous thread. The day I accidentally looped Uker into being one of it's alts.
But carry on. I am setting my IGNORE button.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 1:48pm.
At least Shitney has found a bathing suit that fits her.
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I wish she'd find a noose that fit her.
Hi, M.E.!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 20, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 12:34pm.
But that is her priority, body, career, love (fuck buddy).
Oh, and she doesn't have it all back, right after those pics were taken we all saw photo's of her frap bloat again.
Lie teller, no sugar? WTF do you think is in a Frappachino and the whip cream? She HAS (FACT) been shot with one of those in her hands just a few days ago.
This bitch does nothing BUT lie.
Fuck her.
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Do you fucking EVER have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE? My God!
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Ok. I always like to go back to the beginning because shit gets twisted when you play broken teleprompter.
WTF is THAT? ME rarely says nice things about celebs but that's what we fucking DO HERE! I thought we were tryna keep the poster stabbing to a minimum - this is kinda uncalled for...unless of course you had some pro-Britney argument you wanted to follow with...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Gotta love it when trolls start shit and then pretend they did nothing wrong LOL
DAE - I thought the RO against Sammyboy was lifted? Or did they extend it?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Britney has the body of a 16 year old girl. She accidentally backed over her outside Starbucks and hasn't figured out where to hide the body yet.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 6:40pm.
DAE - they called me hitler too! :(
*pouts*
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*hands missy a extra big bag of cheetos to help her cheer up*
I saw that. I told the mods that the loser had started attacking people that were defending M.E.
What kind of loser freak calls someone Hitler? *shakes head* lets hope this twat get banned.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by lunagirl on August 20, 2008 - 6:34pm.
So back to Shitney. Where the hell is Sam Lufti and why isn't she preggers again, dammit?
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Sam can't go any where near Unfitney. There's a restraining order stopping him.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
(How do you quote posts here?)
If Sam loved Shitney, he'd find a way. True love always triumphs!
Reporting people to the Mod? Are we in high school?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Sugaroo, you have been reported to the mods. M.E. asked you twice to leave her alone, yet you continue to hassle her. Leave M.E. alone.
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I haven't done anything wrong. I asked a question and got attacked for it. I've seen people on here practically behead other people and no one "reports" them. I wasn't hassling M.E. I was asking her and then commenting on her reply after SHE called ME a stupid name. Why shouldn't I report her for abuse, then?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 20, 2008 - 12:19pm.
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Strictly observational, but commenting on a comment last week and commenting on a comment today is not exactly "following conversation" in the usual troll manner. Can't say I've seen a "weekly only" troll, and "following" goes from thread to thread the same day. Jussayin'
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
DAE - they called me hitler too! :(
*pouts*
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Submitted by lunagirl on August 20, 2008 - 6:34pm.
So back to Shitney. Where the hell is Sam Lufti and why isn't she preggers again, dammit?
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Sam can't go any where near Unfitney. There's a restraining order stopping him.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Sugaroo, you have been reported to the mods. M.E. asked you twice to leave her alone, yet you continue to hassle her. Leave M.E. alone.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
So back to Shitney. Where the hell is Sam Lufti and why isn't she preggers again, dammit?
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 20, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Why are you following M.E.'s conversations you freak? Fuck off. There's always a troll that has to insert itself into a thread when people are having a good time.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
12lbs in 30 mins? I'll show Britney how to lose 12lbs of useless flab in 30 secs!
Cut her head off!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Not to mention, her AIRBRUSHED body on the cover is pretty average... that's about how I look with a spray tan and nobody from OK! has approached me lately! I mean, I guess it's an improvement from a few years ago (and not bad for 2 kids), but with her money, she should look a LOT better than that.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
No, you commented on a post of mine last week where you had your caps button stuck on bitch.
You came after me, not the other way around.
I'll say it again. LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I never post all in caps and if I did then it wasn't me.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
ew.
smooch back ME
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Missy - don't engage. It's usless. But thank you! I appreciate it!
*muah*
Someone has probably mentioned this already, but how many fucking "Britney's New Body" stories have been published over the last 4 years??? Meanwhile, I have yet to see a paparazzi or candid photo of her not looking soft and flabby (during the same time period). If she really wants to show off her 'new' body, she needs to go on Extra or Access Hollywood and show it in person. Everybody with half a brain knows magazine covers are airbrushed to holy hell.
Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 1:25pm.
dude why push it she asked you to leave her be.
ME contributes all kinds of comments to this site... not only negative.
step off.
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Or what? I thought anyone could express how they feel on here, Miss Hitler.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
OMG Sugarrat - Yes, I am the only person who posted in that thread. That is right, I am the grand old bitch of dlisted. I am rude, bitch, never nice and hate everyone.
Uh huh.
No, you commented on a post of mine last week where you had your caps button stuck on bitch.
You came after me, not the other way around.
I'll say it again. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 20, 2008 - 12:19pm.
dude why push it she asked you to leave her be.
ME contributes all kinds of comments to this site... not only negative.
step off.
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With that kind of diet, homegirl must STINK something fierce. Ewww. (Though I suppose it can't be too much worse than CheetoFrapp Stank.)
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I went to a sporting goods store a few weeks ago and just looked at the tennis ball cans and died laughing. My kids were like, "Mom are you okay?!" As much as CB bugged me at first, I never thought I'd miss that nutty mofo like I do now! The canned veggie aisle and the bakery departments@the grocery store crack me up also=))
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Hahahaha! I can't look at anyone wearing boots because I'm always tempted to ask them to show me their boot moves!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Who the hell can live without sugar? I thought that was an important nutrient.. more important than Vitamin A, B, C and D....... and more important than WATER!
I think my body would spontaneous combust without SUGAR.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
Britneys boooootiful again, i'm in love!
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Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 1:13pm.
By going after me, you have proved who you are.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I didn't prove anything! What is the matter with you? I asked you if you ever have anything nice to say to anyone? Look at your posts in the Standing Tall thread. On one hand you talk about the child you lost, which is awful and I can't imagine how that feels. Then you turn around and laugh at someone else who lost their child. That's why I engaged you. If you think I "went after" you, you are mistaken.
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Well, she looks good in the pix. I don't know if they photoshopped them or not, but I did see pictures of her a week or two ago in the same bikini.. and she looked fit. I assumed they were random paparazzi photos, but maybe they were leaked, photoshopped pix for this cover.. who knows?
I don't care much about her weight.. When is she going to start giving a shit about her kids? I think she obviously has psychological issues, but why isn't her family (and Britney) focusing on getting her mind right, rather than her body toned.
What about the KIDS?
I went to a sporting goods store a few weeks ago and just looked at the tennis ball cans and died laughing. My kids were like, "Mom are you okay?!" As much as CB bugged me at first, I never thought I'd miss that nutty mofo like I do now! The canned veggie aisle and the bakery departments@the grocery store crack me up also=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Prozac anyone? **skipping off**
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 20, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Why doesn't your avvie have big lips? Shouldn't that toilet be making out with its brother?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
By going after me, you have proved who you are.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Eff off Sugaroo, we all hate Shitney in here. You're just stirring the poo. *yawn*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I completely agree. At 5'2, I have yoyooed between 100lbs to 180lbs 3 times. I finally took it off 18 years ago and have remained at 105lbs. It is an extreme psycological thing and you really have to retrain your brain and it's attitudes towards food. I did it completely on my own and came to understand food is not meant for comfort, but as a means of survival to keep heathly and from starving. Only on select occasions is food meant to be celebrated or comfort. Otherwise it is meant to keep you nurished and alive. Not to get long winded, but I used to work in a very large call center where I watched the fat ones line up at the breakfest cafetaria and get their bacon/egg and chess sandwiches. There were very very thin ones there, and if there were, they were usually ordering plain wheat toast with ceral or something like that. You get the picture. It's all in the mind.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Sugarshit, I never have anything nice to say about Shitney.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Why are you calling me Sugarshit? It's Sugaroo or can't you read that? Do you always think people are after you? You need serious meds. And no, you don't ever have anything nice to say. Why are you always so negative?
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LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 1:03pm
It was at one point OKAY JUMP!
SLOT SOCKS, TOILET HANDLE FLASHES, SINGER MOM HAS NEW CNN TUNE....
It has forever changed my rhetoric.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I am SO convinced that Comingback was Britney. Moreso because it stopped when Britney's crazy train started getting cock blocked left and right.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
DreamyAguileraEyes, DAMN my morbid sense of curiosity!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Oh yeah and WHERE THE HELL IS LONDON???!
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Well, there you go! Twelve pounds!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 1:01pm.
PIE GOODS AND SOFA BATTERIES!
BODY SPRAYS AND CEILING WALLS OKAY WOW!
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The 'okay wow' always makes me giggle.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
IHeartHaters - It took all of my BIG BUTT MOM energy to say that. lololol
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Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Diet tip that works for me? Eat when hungry, when you are truely hungry, your body will tell you WHAT it is hungry for, ie: protien, carb, veggie, etc.
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Except for those of us with Pica. When I crave chocolate it's because I've underdone my protein, fer instance. It's a little complicated but it starts by saving treats for treat time, that's fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
How Unfitney REALLY looks: (NSFW!!)
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/siamese_poking_123/really_fat_chi...
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Oh yeah and WHERE THE HELL IS LONDON???!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
PIE GOODS AND SOFA BATTERIES!
BODY SPRAYS AND CEILING WALLS OKAY WOW!
I wanna go to County come and get me comingback...
*holds out arms ready to be handcuffed*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
photoshopping is the best all-over toner ever!
same bathing suit, july 31: http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/50?page=1
she's not terrifying, but still has legs like tree trunks and five chins.
Ms. Spears, I will always be ur fan...always. When you rise up like a phoenix from the ashes that you have crumbled to, I will be there...waiting for you as I always have...*silent tear*
Yo go gurl! Lov'ya, ya beast!
It's all 'bout Meeh...
Oh DeeDee that was just beautiful!!! *crying* APPLAUSE!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Diet tip that works for me? Eat when hungry, when you are truely hungry, your body will tell you WHAT it is hungry for, ie: protien, carb, veggie, etc. Eat until there is no longer a party in your mouth when you take a bite. If it no longer tastes like it did the first few bites. You are done. Take your time, take at least 20 minutes to eat a meal. CHEW, chew chew.
Eat little meal 5x a day. Keeps metabolism up.