The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
Thanks James
Just because Christina Haguilera, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey can yell and screech like a couple of rabid bats, doesn't mean they should.
That being said, there are MILLIONS of female musicians who blow these women out of the water who are only "awesome singers" by comparison.
Britney Spears isn't a good singer, and I don't like her music, but I'd rather shove a nail file up my ass than hear Christina Aguilera howling like an injured dog.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I really think this diet should be called...
How to lose your kids, how to lose your hair, how to lose your sanity, how to lose your license, how to lose your underwear, how to lose your self-respect, and finally how to lose that excess weight...
ALL IN ONE SUMMER! And she's so easy, you can do her too!
HAHA, thanks for posting this video.She has Zero talent all she has is handlers controling her who think having good body= being a popstar. i am so glad the world know that she has no talent all she does is lipsing. I am glad we have real pop stars like Beyonce, mariah, Leona Lewis, Rihanna and christina who actually sing live and write their own music.
Someone's got a pro-ana convention to go to if you consider her "huge".
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
I believe the part about not eating fruit.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I love It!
I bet Brit-Brit has a a bunch of sucked on cheetos under her bed like in Girl Interrupted!
Chester is gonna kick her ass for that!
I hate these damn magazines. They always put a celeb on the cover and LIE about how much weight they've lost and how they lost the weight.
Of course women will buy it because "12 lbs in 30 DAYS!" is like the answer to everything. But when they actually look inside it'll be the same sh-t "Eat 6 meals or whatever a day, no carbs, no sugar, workout at least 30 minutes everyday, etc." Save your money and get that sh-t advice online for free.
By the way Britney is a fat ass, even now she's still a fat ass and there's no way that photo was not photoshopped. Even when she was working out everday a few months ago she was still big. Poor thing will never look like she did in '98.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
12 pounds in 30 days? Puh-lease! Try 20 pounds in 2 weeks if you REALLY wanna fit in in Holy-fuckin-wood! It's Bulimia, bitch! *cue the soundtrack and dance with a bag of Cheetos close to your heart*
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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"
she doesnt eat sugar...........awwwwww what happened to the Cheetos and Frapp??!
I don't want to eat that nasty shit.
I can't stand avocados and turkey burgers. I'd rather just starve myself.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
This cover would be fine if it was on "Believe it or Not Magazine".
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The Celebrity SECRET diet with soybeans and ALLI!
Eat up skinny bitches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsB3yv9B5dg
She neglects to mention that she had James Haven pick her up from her Lipo surgery!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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ok mag should change it name to the spears family magazine. All this horrible mag do is kiss their asses. People mag is a million times better than this rubbish. They are reliable to their readers. She was just drinking pop and cheeto with her children than she lying but she do not eat sugar.She should be in shape since she is not a real mother. Women who are real mom like jessica Alaba, Christina,Jlo, Nicole, and Angie are all in better shape than she is and they just had their babies a few months ago.
Ha! to that clip.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I see our dlisted menstrual cycles are synchronizing beautifully. It a periodical phenomenonmeonon.
hahahaha. Brilliant.
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what the fuck kind of drivel was that??? It was Britney Spears before she lost her fucking mind. And Innosense? Good Lord who dug them out from the bargain basement!??
Did I tell you my son's kitten is named Cheeto? He named it Cheeto because he's orange. The kitty not my son.
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
OMG!! Dyin' @ Pil-fro!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahahah, I'm never going to get sick of the 'alina's.
Clarissalina
Hoffalina
Kizzalina
Your Mom Taco Timesalina
Mrs. Kravitzalina
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Her "diet" is photoshop. It works, it really does. She never exercises? What about all those trips to the gym?! She just walked on the treadmill for 5 minutes and got bored so she went home? I am always tempted to do that, that's why I quit going to the gym. I've managed to be quite disciplined with my yoga classes lately though...
Your face!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 4:36pm.
LCT,
"When it's cold, you can snuggle up in his fro!"
Or use it as a pil-fro!!!!
YMAtT,
Yeah, i'm with Carrottopalina there. I love Bob Ross, but i don't LOOOVE Bob ROss.
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Hahahahah I read that just as I answered my phone and the person thought I was laughing at them! Pil-fro! Hhahaahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT,
"When it's cold, you can snuggle up in his fro!"
Or use it as a pil-fro!!!!
YMAtT,
Yeah, i'm with Carrottopalina there. I love Bob Ross, but i don't LOOOVE Bob ROss.
**Bob Ross has officially been nominated for Hot Slut!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Yes, but would you let Bob motorboat you? I'll bet he was a closet freak.
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Hey, I never said I liked having pubes in my mouth. God knows if he motorboated someone, those fro hairs would be getting in mouth times and choking a beesh!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 3:15pm.
You know, given that happy little mental picture, I'd surely love to spend my heaven days with Bob Ross. When it's cold, you can snuggle up in his fro!
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Yes, but would you let Bob motorboat you? I'll bet he was a closet freak.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LCT/YMAtT/Kizzy/Haters,
Bob Ross for HOT SLUT!!!!
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Yes!! And another happy little tree, this one needs a friend so it's not alone. Happy little clouds, maybe with some sunshine peeking through, sunshine is always nice.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Don't worry. When we die we can visit Bob Ross at his happy little cottage in heaven. We'll ride there on happy little flying horses and he'll greet us with tea and scones and paint happy little trees and whispering streams and we'll partake in laughter and merriment.
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You know, given that happy little mental picture, I'd surely love to spend my heaven days with Bob Ross. When it's cold, you can snuggle up in his fro!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Painting happy little angels on happy little clouds.
This is making me have sadness times.
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Don't worry. When we die we can visit Bob Ross at his happy little cottage in heaven. We'll ride there on happy little flying horses and he'll greet us with tea and scones and paint happy little trees and whispering streams and we'll partake in laughter and merriment.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 4:30pm.
LMAO yeah your kinda laying it on thick, but its cool I know how much you like her and your convincing me to go. Hopefully though the make room somewhere at macys to comfortably accomodate the crowd cause they have the 34st macys freaking packed to capacity theres really no space I can think of unless you move cosmetics somewhere else where they can hold so many people comfortably without being on top of one another.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:59pm.
*** Tosses bottle of Malibu over sofa ***
The only alcohol we need is rubbing alcohol for cleanup times. Chocolate truffle drizzle times? ROFL
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Chocolate peanut butter times? Balsamic reduction times?
Tee hee.. can't help it... it's escaping.. YES CHEF!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LCT/YMAtT/Kizzy/Haters,
Bob Ross for HOT SLUT!!!!
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Oh, I am SO for that!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LCT/YMAtT/Kizzy/Haters,
Bob Ross for HOT SLUT!!!!
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He's Hot Slut of every day since the world was created. Hot Slut of the galaxy!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LCT/YMAtT/Kizzy/Haters,
Bob Ross for HOT SLUT!!!!
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Sadly considering the way my Mommy paints, I don't think I can back you up on that. ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by blackcat on August 20, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Bananas and fruits high in antioxidants are especially good. Eating fruits supplies you with fiber, which is really good for your heart.
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I ♥ blueberries
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When you bait us, we attack. It's our fucking job.
angel_i~~8/20/08
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 8:52pm.
DAE, I think I will go I'll decide Sept 1. I aint buying a perfume just cause I cant STAND perfumes but if I go I will def take a pic, thats the whole point really, you want to be able to have the artists signature and to say you took a pic with them.
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If you go, I know you'll have a good time. Xtina fans are always friendly & fun, so it'll have a great atmosphere. (Why do I sound like a tacky sales rep?!!)
True.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
LCT/YMAtT/Kizzy/Haters,
Bob Ross for HOT SLUT!!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:46pm.
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*** Tosses bottle of Malibu over sofa ***
The only alcohol we need is rubbing alcohol for cleanup times. Chocolate truffle drizzle times? ROFL
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 3:56pm.
NO ONE could ever work a 'fro like Bob Ross. hope you're R'ing.I.P, Bob.
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Painting happy little angels on happy little clouds.
This is making me have sadness times.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Every time posters argue somewhere in the world a fluffy week old kitten gets its legs pulled off. Proud of yaselves? Bastards!
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lmao. love you elb
NO ONE could ever work a 'fro like Bob Ross. hope you're R'ing.I.P, Bob.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
ROFL Bob Ross is the most laid-back dude on tv, that quiet soothing voice, the happy little everythings, good times!!! MWAH!! ((HUGS))
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Ok, fine. Edited to add: *ahem* Hey, Thanks:) Who's Bob Ross?
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Did you ever see the dude on public TV with the big curly brown fro who painted AMAZING pictures but talked about trees and bushes as if they were his children?
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O! That guy that taught my Mommy how to paint! Sorta!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
LCT,
YES!!!
Oh i love love love that you crazy people watch Bob Ross!!! His paintings all look the same, but i can't turn the channel when he is on!!!
For the Record, I'm team CarrotKizzMissHaterAngel.
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Can we get shirts with that on them? That'd be sexy. Maybe in a lovely overripe banana yellow colour.
God I love Bob Ross. I was so sad when I found out that he died 100 years ago and I didn't even know. It's like watching your Grandma cook... that same comforting 'you can do this forever and I'm ok with that' feeling.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 3:47pm.
No worries, I'll snag the 9 volts out of the smoke alarm, that thing always gets going after the passing of the pipe starts.
re-Midol: it's like ya draws, up to ya ;)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
DAE, I think I will go I'll decide Sept 1. I aint buying a perfume just cause I cant STAND perfumes but if I go I will def take a pic, thats the whole point really, you want to be able to have the artists signature and to say you took a pic with them.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Ok, fine. Who's Bob Ross?
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Did you ever see the dude on public TV with the big curly brown fro who painted AMAZING pictures but talked about trees and bushes as if they were his children?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Ok, fine. Edited to say: *ahem* I mean: Hey thanks! Who's Bob Ross?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Only if it has your lovely auburn tresses.
SHHHHH!!! That was private times, Carrot! Take that spatula out of my ass!! You know we usually have a drink or 2 first. I've got butter-flavored Crisco!!!
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I thought that we'd done it enough times that we don't need the help of alcohol anymore? It works better with the Crisco though, and makes for better snack times.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT,
YES!!!
Oh i love love love that you crazy people watch Bob Ross!!! His paintings all look the same, but i can't turn the channel when he is on!!!
For the Record, I'm team CarrotKizzMissHaterAngel.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I will always love Bob Ross for happy little trees, and mistakes are just happy little accidents. Beautiful.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 8:22pm.
I think you could get away with not buying the perfume. The perfume comes out the day before the signing.
The only info about the signing says how much the perfumes cost & the signing just says 'meet christina' with the date, place & times.
Based on the Feb 5th signing of the B2B DVD, expect a crowd. Christina rarely does signings, so the fans will be out in force (espically the ones that couldn't make to the Feb 5th one. Oh & the paps are bound to be there too.
If you want to snap a pic, yay, if not no worries.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~