Wednesday, August 20th 2008
Morning Wood
Zac Efron's ass plays defense. Yeah, and I'm sure he "accidentally" allows a few balls into his hoop - A Socialite's Life
Posh is not on diet pills! She's on the "no eating" diet! - Celebitchy
They have ruined the Peach Pit! - SOW
Brit Brit to perform at the VMAs? I'm praying to Cheesus that this happens - Mollygood
MiserAlba's reveals her secret to losing the baby weight. Throw a lot of dishes and punch every wall? - ICYDK
Beyond creepy... Tommy Girl's scene in "Tropic Thunder" - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 8:08am.
What? I meant a high-protein diet. Is that so bad?
What have they done to the Peach Pit?!?! I can tell they would turn my BIG MOM ASS away at the door. "Sorry lady, we don't allow mom jeans in here."
Edited to add: Why do they even bother with the Peach Pit. You know those kids don't eat anyway.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 8:04am.
I've got a workout idea for J-Alba.
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I'll BET you do....
where's your avie? Changing again?
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
OK... I officially hate that Anne Hathaway "Magnifique" commercial.
Defense? More like offense... that boy looks like he has vinegar balls and swamp ass.
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Wow...watched that Tropic Thunder clip with Tom Cruise and didnt get ANY of the humor in it. Cept that Tommy was looking pretty stupid....THAT was the funny part, i assume.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I've got a workout idea for J-Alba.
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
LMAO@the movie clip. I was looking all over for Tommygirl. Didn't even know that was him until about 1:10. "Go fuck yaselllf!"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Zac! Way to keep those gay rumors at bay! Wearing pants that say "defense" across the ass = BRILLIANT. *side eye*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Tropic Thunder was pretty lame, but Tom Cruise was great. And the "trailers" and the beginning and credits at the end were good too.
Wow, I just, really don't care about that Tropic Thunder movie.
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TimTams Rule!
Ooh that sexy mofo in front of the new Peach Pit is YUMMY. Won't make up for the 90210 blasphemy, but he's still hot. And Zaccy is such a sexy twink. I so should've been a gay man.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
My DVR is all ready to go for the VMAs...I so wish I had that shit last year =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
re: Tropic Thunder - Matthew McConaughey looked fucking DELICIOUS and Tom Cruise's crotch grab almost made me throw up. Literally. I felt it coming.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan they fugged him up GOOD.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Britney should NOT be performing yet....what an idiot. She must want to fall apart again.
Yeah, Posh...you are a very healthy woman. I hope you have a daughter one day....riiiiiiiiiiight.
hahhahah about Zac....
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"