Morning Wood

What part of "Bitch, you are a hill billy no talent hick" does Shitney not understand? I liked her much better when she was a bald cooter flasher.

Zac Efron looks like he's wearing Pull-ups under those shorts.

Yeah, and I'm sure he "accidentally" allows a few balls into his hoop
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LMAO.

Dita Von Cheese LMFAO!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

I hope Britney does perform at the VMA's and does that Dita Von Teese burlesque thing in a giant martini glass filled with CHEETOS!! YAY! :D

RE: tommy girl's douche-o-rama scene in Tropic Thunder... Even in full make up it's still just tom cruise being tom cruise.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

If Zac doesn't pick that wedgie out soon, his ass is going to read "DENSE". Maybe his ass is trying to tell us something.

I thought Tom Cruise was pretty funny :)

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 11:55am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 11:35am.
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ROFL I felt scary times for Matt, too! Matt looked like he was having scary times in his blood-pumper!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by UKer on August 20, 2008 - 11:38am.

He didn't have me at "hello"

ROFL Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Now see, this is why my tastes are more sophisticated, because I have the mentality of a 13-year old boy. :D
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 10:52am:
"Plus, I have the mentality of a 12-year old boy."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 11:35am.

When Matthew is looking at Tom like he's totally fucknuts, he's not acting, that's legitimate fear.
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I got that vibe too. I felt scariness times in my blood pumper for Matthew.

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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

Submitted by AmyWino on August 20, 2008 - 8:48am.
For me, I found both those movies boring. I hardly laughed at either one of them.
I have more sophisticated tastes along the lines of "Superbad". :D
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LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!
I did love Superbad.
I guess I had very low expectations for Zoolander and Dodgeball...maybe that is why I liked them.
Plus, I have the mentality of a 12-year old boy.

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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫

I can't listen to that Tommy Girl clip right now. DAMN WORK!

But I barely recognized him at first. LOL. He looks like L Ron Hubbard!

Wow, I was thinking that too! Maybe Tom was told to improvise his role and he did "go nuts". :P
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 10:35am:
"When Matthew is looking at Tom like he's totally fucknuts, he's not acting, that's legitimate fear."

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

For me, I found both those movies boring. I hardly laughed at either one of them.
I have more sophisticated tastes along the lines of "Superbad". :D
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 10:39am:
"Not even Zoolander?
Dodgeball?"
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

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"Blame it on the London air!"

Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 9:37am.

jackwang: I'm pretty sure you didn't see Tommy Girl on a dating site for Tall people.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 12:07pm.
jackwang: I'm pretty sure you didn't see Tommy Girl on a dating site for Tall people.
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Snowy I don't even know you and I think I love you. You've cracked me up these past few days. Hi5, bitch!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*

Submitted by AmyWino on August 20, 2008 - 8:32am.
Then again, Ben Stiller in any movie isn't funny, ever.
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Not even Zoolander?
Dodgeball?

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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫

I was more shocked by Matthew McConahowever's hair growth. It's so thick and lustrous!

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Submitted by The Fly on August 20, 2008 - 11:33am.
Tom always manages to turn it into a Jerry Maguire routine. I did like the phone call though!

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Jerry Maguire= brilliant movie
no matter what you might think of TG, I dare you not to like him in that movie, oh and...have we all forgotten how great he was in interview with a vampire? even Ann Rice was impressed with his delivery.
I love his acting, sue me.

jackwang: I'm pretty sure you didn't see Tommy Girl on a dating site for Tall people.
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"Blame it on the London air!"

Was Richard Dreyfuss not available to play himself in Tropic Thunder? TommyGirl seems to just be doing a lame Dreyfuss impersonation. It's too bad...I refuse to see any movie that TommyGirl is in or benefits from in any way.

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

When Matthew is looking at Tom like he's totally fucknuts, he's not acting, that's legitimate fear.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Tom always manages to turn it into a Jerry Maguire routine. I did like the phone call though!

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I didn't find Tom Cruises' role in "Tropic Thunder" to be anything more than creepy and annoying. Was that clip (through the link) supposed to be funny? 'Cause it wasn't. Then again, Ben Stiller in any movie isn't funny, ever.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site http://Tallmingle.com ,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.

Snow-Snow! Thanks. I saw. Got your MS. I'll respond soon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Dramz! kisses! see below for explanation
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"Blame it on the London air!"

jessica alba has child birthing hips now. it'll take a year to get rid of those. and she needs a more supportive bra.

Tommy Girl in tropic thunder, fucking hilarious.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 10:18am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 10:14am.
_Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 11:12am.
Haters what was that sh*t with "Faby"? I can't find her original post.

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She either erased it or the moderators erased it, I don't think you were personally mentioned.

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Ok, you beeshes have peaked my interest. What happened?

Me too! Tell! Tell!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

just watched teh tropic thunder clip the critics are laughing about.

i find it highly ironic that critics LIKE tom cruise when he's actually acting like a real fucking douchebag, but LOATHE him as the 'nice guy' goody goody he comes across as in his personal life.

is this society fucking twisted or what?

Your Mom Ate th...she claimed to be a friend of Angel "i like atanding" Medina and was quite offended by our mocking the family tradition of marinating their dead in their own juices prior to burial.
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"Blame it on the London air!"

me thinks miserabla looks terrible. not glowing and nice just frumpy even thou shes a skinny bitch

Guys's who wear pants low or showing their panties are advertising that they are gay. This is what they do in prison. Letting other men know that they are availble for a good time. Prison's who don't issue a belt to wear around the waist to use as a weapon or suicide but you can't tell me that a straight guy wouldn't make a knot so the pants won't fall down.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 10:14am.
_Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 11:12am.
Haters what was that sh*t with "Faby"? I can't find her original post.

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She either erased it or the moderators erased it, I don't think you were personally mentioned.

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Ok, you beeshes have peaked my interest. What happened?

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

thanks haters and vanyvrgs. v who is that scary guy in your avie? Robert Deniro? Kaiser Sosey?
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"Blame it on the London air!"

LMFAO Sheeps I knew you'd come through! =))

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

LOL...MTV is stupid.

I'll bet Zac Efron's just about as defensive with his ass as much as any masochist.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

I dunno snow. She erased her avatar too. Fah-freaky!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

_Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 11:12am.
Haters what was that sh*t with "Faby"? I can't find her original post.

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She either erased it or the moderators erased it, I don't think you were personally mentioned.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 8:10am.
Oh come on guys, no tight end jokes yet??

That's football, but Zac was charged with a loose ball foul for reaching in.

Haters what was that sh*t with "Faby"? I can't find her original post.
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"Blame it on the London air!"

Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 8:10am.
Peach Pit has me craving a bellini.
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I LURVE bellinis

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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫

I don't care what it says on his ass, PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!

I will be so glad when that stupid trend is passé.

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

Oh come on guys, no tight end jokes yet?? :P

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

DeeDee it's not the same without Nat.
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"Blame it on the London air!"

Peach Pit has me craving a bellini.