Ewww!
Amanda Beard is not bumping dicks with superhuman Michael Phelps! She denied the rumors on Johnjay and Rich's radio show yesterday morning. Amanda could have kept it simple by just saying, "No, I'm not sucking on his dolphin fin." Instead, she said "ewww" over and over again when asked about the rumors.
Amanda said, "Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He's really not my type." Ewww? Seriously, how old is this broad? Did she go to The Michael K School of Vocabulary? I don't remember her as one of my students.
Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael's golden peen once, but she couldn't handle it. Even Sienna Miller's vagina of destruction quivers at the thought of getting near his invincible rod.
Below is the clip of Amanda bashing Phelps yesterday morning. Take an espresso shot every time she says "ewwww." Your ass will probably explode before you even get to the 2 minute mark.
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phelps may be interesting looking, but he's straight money now...this bimbo will be wishing she had phelps black amex card to buy new tits...fuck her...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
She could have said it a much nicer way instead of "ew"
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
God, if you could give him a new chin, mouth and ears, that would help tremendously. His bite is just freaking weird. I don't even think braces would help that. He is just one ugly dude. But, he is rich! LOL! That helps a lot when you are butt ugly.
I still don't know who the chick is. Was she at the Olympics? She or he kind of looks like a drag queen... She, he, or it has man hands...
He should take his Olympic winnings and invest in a good palatal expander.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hi DeeDee! That cool black and white pic I put in Nitty's MS comments is actually Amanda Beard- from her Playboy shoot.....her pics came out beautiful- she has a beautiful body....but her butterface surely matches his- she has no right to "eeeuuww" him.
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And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
What a bitch! I think he's totally cute, and seems very down to earth and sweet in interviews.
She's just nasty; Michael can do better than that!
It sounds like she's jealous because Phelps is coming home with a buttload of Gold Medals, and endorsement deals; whereas she didn't get a single one. Just saying.
He's not really ugly. That's a bad shot of him. I mean, he's not the best looking guy in the world but that picture makes him look terrible. If you look at something like, say, this: http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/MichaelPhelpsPicture.jpg, he doesn't look bad at all. Check out that body.
*sneaks over to take neighbors mail*
*pees in her morning tea* Oh new flavor you got there Betsy? Smells enticing..
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Submitted by Jeebusss on August 20, 2008 - 10:24am.
Phelps has nasty gums, all red 'n shit. Looks like a total mouth-breather. Bet he's got some funky-ass breafffff.
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Ha! I went to school w/ this dude who had Phelps Mouth. His dad was a dentist, which was odd, considered this fucker slobbered like he was a dog Constantly. *slssslslsslslss* *wipes mouf* Plus he wore thick glasses. I mean, hello, you make dentist bucks, help your geeky son out for christ sake.. sigh! le pew!
Whatever Amanda Beard. I have a feeling her name speaks volumes of her future marriage situation.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
What a bitch! I hope the backlash is quick & as ugly as she is.
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Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 20, 2008 - 9:18am.
Hello? didn't he just win tons of Mulla? (sp?) moulla..lol, I'm dumb.. anyways.. She should be like "OH gosh, what a great rumor, I could only be so lucky to date such a handsome and talented bank, I mean man.. ".. lol..
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hahahhaa!! bank, oops, MAN, I mean MAN!! hahah!!
okie!!♥♥
my neighbor claims she didnt take the mail and she said she hasnt gotten any lately either!!
*confused*
*distressed*
(sorry for the offT everyone)
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what is she a female sheep???
growup Manda, you'll eat those words.
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Phelps has ADHD and he is a total butterface that eats 10,000 calories a day, Ladies do not try to marry him, his body is tight now, but if he gains weight you are screwed
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Immaturely squawking "ewwww" over and over at the thought of being involved with a successful man who just happens to not be great looking makes her appear to be the uglier of the two.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Jesus, give me another story because to refresh the page and see that nose and teeth is disturbing.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Phelps has nasty gums, all red 'n shit. Looks like a total mouth-breather. Bet he's got some funky-ass breafffff.
ILoveRArmitage : why? can you smell me yet? LOL
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Why is her manly skanky lookin tranny self saying "eww" to Michael Phelps..BITCH its the other way round..he should be saying eww and gagging at the thought of her ugly mangina face!!
AT least he has a GREAT body...and has a bunch of gold medals..hoes like me are lining up to date his hottness
Newport Beach. Rich much?
edited to say, she thinks she's better than him.
rude!
that sounds like somehting a 7th grader would say.
ass.
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my post was supposed to end *chortle chortle*
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Yeah, Amanda needs to cram it up her cram hole.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
She needs to date Ryan Seacreast, though (get it - Amanda Beard)
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I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
And Amanda Beard is who???
Twat said what?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Gee, Amanda, maybe the rumors started because you posed all snuggly with him in that photo?
What an arrogant snot. I'm not enthralled with Phelps like most of America, but to put him down like that for no reason is just classless behavior.
And since I'm in a grouchy mood, I'll add that she could poke someone's eye out with that beak of hers.
Poor girl, still under the delusion that simply being in Playboy automatically translates into "hot men everywhere want me."
NOPE. Just the young, dumb and sticky-palmed.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
well, that was mature of her.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Classless.
She needs to date Ryan Seacreast, though (get it - Amanda Beard)
Hey snowpiece, did you decide to keep the new avie after all?
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What a fucking nasty cunt. She has an ugly personality.
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Oh, and "model"...LOL! She's too gross to even model for American Apparel and that says a LOT.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
If they had done the mixed relay, it would have registered on the Richter scale.
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Hello? didn't he just win tons of Mulla? (sp?) moulla..lol, I'm dumb.. anyways.. She should be like "OH gosh, what a great rumor, I could only be so lucky to date such a handsome and talented bank, I mean man.. ".. lol..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
She was probably stoked on fucking him til she saw his peen - something's not right here.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Amanda Ray Beard (born October 29, 1981 in Newport Beach, California), is an Olympic-level swimmer and model from the United States of America. Beard participated in the 1996 Summer Olympics, 2000 Summer Olympics, 2004 Summer Olympics, and 2008 Summer Olympics, capturing a total of seven medals. She held the world number one ranking of 200 meter breaststrokers in 2003. In U.S. competition, Beard won three 200 meter breaststroke, three 100 meter breaststroke, and two 200 meter individual medley US National titles
MODEL!?!?!?!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
I completely agree with Beard. Ewww. Michael Phelps is one unfortunate-looking fellow. Not that Amanda is any prize either.
And please stop calling him an American Hero. Heroic acts require bravery. There's nothing brave about swimming really fast in a pool. Even if you are in China.
Crapface is the new Crapface
And just for the record, I'd let Phelps do laps of my lady-parts anytime!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
ok i listen and google her.
she just sounds like a dumb cunt to me. ignorant and mean.
next...
Why would she say that? While he may not be the brightest tool in the shed or the prettiest face in the crowd. What has she accomplished? I hate her now.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Ignoring her mean ass and commenting on "sucking his dolphin fin"... lol MK!
eeww and ugh, how can any girl take her panties off for this geek? His teeth alone makes me scared on what is he going to do down there if sucking on a cock the teeth will get in the way and if he is eating pussy what will he be a lawn mower butchering up the bush?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Jon Voight is right now taking notes on the dark moment in 2008 when Amanda Beard, whoever she is, defamed American Champion Michael Phelps.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Thanks Snowpiece, but I am skank proof. I'm not here to make things better, only to observe and pass judgment.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Cunt.
Good taste. This classless bitch wishes she was in the same category as Michael Phelps. He is too good for her.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Ewww... She's as ugly as he is. They are a good match. She is delusional. I wouldn't think she could get much better than him! LOL!