Ewww!
Amanda Beard is not bumping dicks with superhuman Michael Phelps! She denied the rumors on Johnjay and Rich's radio show yesterday morning. Amanda could have kept it simple by just saying, "No, I'm not sucking on his dolphin fin." Instead, she said "ewww" over and over again when asked about the rumors.
Amanda said, "Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He's really not my type." Ewww? Seriously, how old is this broad? Did she go to The Michael K School of Vocabulary? I don't remember her as one of my students.
Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael's golden peen once, but she couldn't handle it. Even Sienna Miller's vagina of destruction quivers at the thought of getting near his invincible rod.
Below is the clip of Amanda bashing Phelps yesterday morning. Take an espresso shot every time she says "ewwww." Your ass will probably explode before you even get to the 2 minute mark.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 11:23am.
Theres nothing wrong with him being ugly so people need to let it go, hes a swimmer not a model, his face is in the water the entire time so what does it really matter.
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That is the funniest damn statement that I've read in a long time!!!!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
so let me see if I can get this straight: "I was crying, and waving, and blowing kisses" in one sentence. And, "I don't even know where they would get the idea, we don't even talk to each other", in the next. So which is it bitch? Do you know him, or don't you?. Something ain't right here.
Either way, shes a shallow, peaty immature cunt.
Why cant the guy enjoy his medals, without distractions like this. She should be tossed out of China. I don't know what her sport is, but she has no team spirit. Shes bad for the morale. Send that bitch home!
wtf? phelps is hot -- accomplished, american hero, role model and the list goes on. i am flabbergasted. anyway, this interview will bite her in the behind if she did have a love affair with phelps. ridiculous
What a tacky fucing low life cum guzzling beaked nosed bitch. YES Michael Phelps is ugly as sin but saying "eewww" to the notion of dating anyone makes you look like an immature shit, at least fucking justify your relunctance to date him. Listen, maybe unlike us she knows how Phelps is in real life, and maybe he is a douchebag, and THATS why she said eww not because of his looks but his persona. From the pic, they've obviously met. Either way, when you speak in public you want to have some tact on how you respond to questions so you dont sound like a moron.
On a side note, Phelps fans are fucking funny. I have read already what seems like a gazzilion articles on him. And in the commentary section theres always fans that insist that thats a bad picture of him, and include a link to another pic of him which SUPPOSEDLY should look better. However, every single fucking time I fall for it, and click on the link, and another fugly ass pic of him comes up. Theres nothing wrong with him being ugly so people need to let it go, hes a swimmer not a model, his face is in the water the entire time so what does it really matter.
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Yeah I like Phelps. I just didn't kiss all the way up.
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Maybe he can do commercials for Land O' Lakes. Like buttah!
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Who is she to talk? She's got a beak that could put your eye out, no lips, teeth that look like razor blades, and a hairline that's halfway to the back of her head. Someone should let her know that Ramses II wants his face back...now.
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His picture will end up on a Wheaties box, and in a year or two, she'll be lucky if Oui Magazine wants her.
I don't think Michael Phelps is ugly. He seems like a nice enough guy, and of course he has an athletic body. Many people b**ch slap the world twice with their faces and pasty bodies, and are just all around dogs. Plus, he's an athlete and not an actor or a model, so to him, "how cute do I look" is probably among the least of his worries. He has accomplished a lot and hopefully he can parlay his Olympic achievements with success in other things. It would suck if, when he is fifty, he has to look back and say he peaked at 23.
Amanda Bear on the other hand got her a$$ handed to her at this Olympics. I'm not saying she too isn't accomplished (just to go to one Olympics, let alone four, is an accomplishment), but her comments sound like something a fifteen year old girl would say when her friend says "guess who likes you! ________" rather than the musings of an adult closer to thirty than twenty.
Having said all that -- whether Phelps has an ugly face or not -- he can basically have any skank he wants right now, and as far as skanks go, Beard isn't one of the hot ones. She needs to check herself fer real, because right now she sounds like the fox who wanted the penis she couldn't reach and so had to go and say the penis was sour.
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This is one ugly WHORE!! When you have a schnoz like that and teef that want to hang out of your mouth, you need to shut your cunt!!
This bitch will be begging Phelps to watch her cum sucking ass in due time! Fix the beak nose bitch!!
She sounds like a young teenage girl who's in denial...Michael is not ugly so she could stop saying ewww...And who cares if they're together..because she is not cute herself.
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Shes a bitch! I don't think she understand how much money Mr. Phelps is about to make!!! And that ewww she sounds so childish! I hate her
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In all seriousness, how old is this bitch? Like, early 20s? She must have started hitting the Botox when she was about 12. Bitch has eyebrows up to her hairline!!!
Edit: And she's straight-up shinyfaced!
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Submitted by Squash Posh on August 20, 2008 - 8:01am.
Okay she is straight up ugly. Not even close to attractive. I hate it when ugly girls think they are the shit...
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Okay, this bitch is really ugly. I watched 2 minutes of her interview with DAvid Letterman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmRC57UE3_8)
She is 25 going on 40. I hate conceited ugly people!!!!! Can you tell?
What a shallow bitch. Did the cunt even win a medal? Go and pose nude for PeTA or Playboy you vapid cow.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
lmao @ "Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He's really not my type"
what is she....12?
I have never in my life heard of this bitch until now.
All I have to say is:
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Cunt." @ the Beard
"See, Michael Phelps? You're not god, and not everyone loves you." @ "God"
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Okay she is straight up ugly. Not even close to attractive. I hate it when ugly girls think they are the shit...and then take it to a national level. The last laugh is on her. And I also assume that they know each other...at least semi-professionally. Very low indeed.
The female version of those dumb highschool jocks (who were 15 by the way). I want to hear her crying in a few years when Mr Wonderful dumps Sportster Barbie for Malibu Skipper. After all, she's so shallow only looks count, right? Given her personality there's not much other reason to stick around.
Gee, that's funny. When they asked Michael Phelps (ahem, on a National TV News Show, not some half-assed radio show) if he was dating her or another model, he very politely said, "No, neither one of them are my girlfriend".
This dumb, low-class, beak-nosed whore wouldn't know a great catch if he bit her on the ass. I can't wait for a couple years down the road when her great body deserts her (who's a butterface, Amanda?) and she's begging for Phelp's scraps. Fuck her.
Why is she hating so hard? Aren't Olympians trained in the art of humility and tact? Don't wanna fuck up the endorsement money. I guess that's not an issue for her. BURN!
As a graduate of the MK School of Advanced Golddigging, I say "whatevah" to Amanda. That just leaves more money for me. Call me Michael. Let me ruin your life for a month or so...
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Submitted by Morrissey on August 20, 2008 - 9:47am.
Someone that went to school with him posted what he was like when they knew him (you can find the comment on one of MK's posts) and they said he was an asshole. so maybe that's what that's all about.
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That fug girl dated douchey nascar driver carl edwards...taste? good taste? if she says so....
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Amanda Beard isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, imo. This is the same bitch who went naked for PETA but said she wanted to be buried in her leather shoes. Butterfaces dissing butterfaces. She dated Carl Edwards for Christ's sake.
Phelps can laugh all the way to the bank.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on August 20, 2008 - 10:33am.
Actually, I DO think braces would help him.... A LOT. It would GREATLY improve his butterface, whether you can see it or not -- it would do wonders for restructuring his jaw/face structure below the nose. Getting it all in place would work wonders. Everything behind his center 4 front teeth freakies me out...
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Dumb bitch, that fuck stick of his is worth 50M-100M - how much you making working at KFC Beard?
Good way for Amanda Beard to get more press than for just being in the Olympics. :P
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Eeewww! And who the fuck is she?
Never heard of her. She's sure nothing
to write home about.
Tacky bitch. What is she, 12?
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 20, 2008 - 10:44am.
Or maybe he's an asshole.
She doesn't want to say that, so instead acts this way so that you could read between the lines as it were. I've noticed some of the other athletes are maybe not his, um, biggest fans.
EVERYONE can't be fvcking jealous.
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Full of yourself much? Yeah, Phelps may be a 2 blocker, but she's a TOTAL butterface, and she has a shitty personality. BITCH!
This chick is FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe she has room to talk about "having good taste."
How's that beak doing, girlfriend.
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I just took a peek. Yeah, great body, shitty personality. Meh.
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What a bitchy, cunty, nasty, hateful way to act. I'm proud of Phelps. It took a hell of a lot of practice, discipline and endurance to acheive what he did, not just at the olympics, but over years of training. She is either: 1)Very jealous of his success. 2)Bitter because she rejected him and now regrets it. or 3)He rejected her and this is her retailiation. 4) A dumb cunt with no social graces and an extreme inability to comprehend the impact of a nasty public attitude towards a fellow American Olympian, with no conscience to boot.
Well, she has the right last name to be hooking up with Phelps. *cough*
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Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
That was pretty fucked up of her to keep saying "ewww.." like she's the hottest bitch out there. MP probably wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot fin!
Ewwwwwwwwwww....close your mouths!! Seriously....imagine those two kissing with all that milage of gums they have in their mouths. Talk about EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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either she's really dating him and she's trying her hardest to make it seem like she doesnt like him, or she's really a lesbian like i think and she really doesn't feel any sort of attraction to him.
i mean, his face isn't all that great but his body is amaaaaazing.
mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!
She's a bloke. Hey it's a musical or maybe an iceskating extravangaza- "Butterface and the Bloke". Tale as old as time.
Yeah. I spent months seeing all these pictures of him in his speedo on the internet (damn spammers) and then I saw him speak in an interview and he kind of reminded me of those amateur gay porn stars (so I've heard). Hot bodies but.. Actually, his mouth reminded me of Elliot Yamin's before he got all that dental work done. Sort of an inbred hillbilly type.
Sorry to rag on your Olympic hero. He is very impressive. And he probably does have a golden peen. Just don't speak, Michael. Don't spoil it. And maybe put that speedo over your head instead.
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Depends on what she means by "really good taste". Sounds like she's pretty shallow.
And for those who don't know, she was a popular swimmer in the last Olympics. I think since them, because of her popularity, she has modeled for Playboy and done some other things that probably tainted her career a bit.
OH SNAP! Damn girl, way to make a guy feel insecure. I really thought these two had hooked up. And how do these fools know MP whacks off to her?
Poor Amanda I thought she was this great swimmer? I kept hearing hype, but then nothing, Fail. Not even the pool could wash away the skank from this poor girl.
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abbylori: pretty hawt and I agree that the SI pic is especially bad. and I am no Phelpsian, I am actually jealous of him because my bf spends more time talking about him than anything else these days. Too bad he always calls him "Michael Phillips" I'm like, "If you are going to worship the dude, can you at least get his name right?" Next time it's the same thing! "Phillips" So annoying.
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I'm surprised she didn't throw in the words 'cooties' and 'stinky, smelly boy'.
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phelps may be interesting looking, but he's straight money now...this bimbo will be wishing she had phelps black amex card to buy new tits...fuck her...
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