Ewww!

This coming from a cunt skank who just happens to be able to swim well. MICHAEL I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!

Amanda Beard is a washed up has been slut.

As if this skank is really in any position to say "ew."

Anyway he's got a great body and I think his face is actually somewhat cute when he's not smiling. The only downside is that you know someone as tall and lanky as he is is not going to look good in clothes.

P.S. -- She has a raptor face.

Michael calls her "Mom," guys - I'd be a lot more worried if she didn't go "ewww!"

But damn, the remark about taste? Just say he's like a son to you and leave it at that! I think the Olympics has finally eaten her brain.

Poor kid - I think by now he knows he wasn't blessed in the facial department.

I really hope this thread falls into her lap somehow. She should know what a despicable, ugly person she has shown herself to be. I'm not a Phelps worshiper, but he has shown himself in interviews to be kind, gracious, sweet, shy, and even humble despite his incredible accomplishments. The woman he chooses will be a lucky one.

Amanda has proved herself to be the exact opposite, and she will surely reap what she sows if she continues to be hateful, rude, and small. Her own looks, which to me are average and mediocre, will soon fade and she will only be left with nothing. I also live in Newport Beach and hope I may one day have the pleasure of saying this to her face.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
She is back-peddling now about her comments saying that she was joking around & the "eww" comment was meant because she thinks of Michael like her little brother or some BS.

You know she's back peddling, otherwise in the interview she would have said, "Ew, he's like my little brother, I can't think of him like that."

Besides, how can she think of someone as her little brother when she claims she's BARELY ever talked to the guy.

Maybe she offered her chocha to phelps and he was like "no, thank you".....

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People, he is not hooking up with ANY female! He's G-A-Y!

Severus snape called, he wants his nose back! Ahah-ahaha-aaaha. I am such a loser. but on a comment on Michael Phelps teeth, he should have gotten the extender a long ass time ago. I had one when I was 14 and they were scared I was too old because your bones stop growing after puberty.

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She is a wreck. She posed in playboy at age 24..and looked tore up during the promotions for it. I don't even think her Playboy photos looked good.. her face is very masculine.

She is back-peddling now about her comments saying that she was joking around & the "eww" comment was meant because she thinks of Michael like her little brother or some BS.

I bet her PR rep got a hold of her QUICKLY after dissing America's golden child(of the moment).. that was NOT a smart move.

She looks like a haggard horse..this chick has been around FOREVER - I remember her years ago - I think in the 2000 Olympics but I read she was first in the Olympics in 1996.. she has ALWAYS looked way older than her actual age.

She looks 45 years old.. at least.

Ugh, please. Bitch should BE so lucky. "Ewww, I so did NOT make out with the greatest swimmer of all time. I prefer the overwhelming stench of motor oil and sweat of a race car driver to clean, sexy and CUT Michael Phelps."
STA-DANK!

Who does this biotch think she is? she's NOT ALL THAT. she's average looking at best. Michael Phelps is awesome. She could've just denied it. What a MORON !!!

ok, so phelps isn't a hottie by definition, but i'd hit it, and i'm sure plenty of other sluts are knocking at his door right now. i'm thinking this skank is acting all stupid and immature cuz she got denied the phelps pole.

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She's only 26 and her face looks like that? Heck, I'm old enough to be her mother, and I look way better than that. Prolly cause I'm not a mean, rude hag, and that shit shows in your face.

Well, maybe I am mean and rude for saying that about her (LOL) - but I think she asked for it ranking on Phelps in public like that.

What a little beeyotch; she's not even cute. I had to stop listening to the interview, as between her ego and the pics of the feet, I was getting sick to my stomach.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 20, 2008 - 10:56am.

Gee, that's funny. When they asked Michael Phelps (ahem, on a National TV News Show, not some half-assed radio show) if he was dating her or another model, he very politely said, "No, neither one of them are my girlfriend".
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exactly. I think he's a bit awkward, possibly even a bit shy, but he has way more class in his short legs than she does in her fake tits and teefs

She is nothing but a shallow BITCH!!! I hate to tell her, but beauty fades and you are going to be an old wrinkled bitch one day. You should marry for love and not what someone looks like, or else you end up with a 2 month marriage...Rob Schneider?????
Amanda Beard is a WHORE!!!!

she looks "hard" to me - too much sun, her eyes are hard, I don't think she's all that (when you see her "live")

but even if I did think she was hot, now I think she's a total f*cking c*nt (and I never use that word)

Wow, what a total bitch. Micheal Phelps is laughing in his multi-million dollar contracts right now.

He should hook up with that hot javelin thrower from Paraguay....

Not that I would know, but on the horseface of it, it looks like Amanda knows that MP will have his choice among all the premium tramps coming his way in the wake of his multi gold medal winning performance, and she's just doing damage control for her ego because she knows Phelps will never look at her again.

Also, she looks like the kind of woman who is actually thirty-two but goes around claiming to be twenty-one, and who secretly has a kid she won't tell you about.

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Ewww! What a f**king c**t!

DAMN! Bitch has some huge hoofs!!

Ya know in the picture of him above she looks like she's getting ready to put it on him. Maybe he said "Um...maybe next time Babe" and she got a little pissy.

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She looks like she has vagina dentata

Um bitch, you may have some medals yourself and Phelps might be a total butterface, but who the FUCK are you kidding?

I don't find Michael Phelps attractive at all, but I would bump uglies with him in a second. I bet he cums 100 dollar bills.

Grow the fuck up, and give an intelligent, respectful answer. This guy should bone Natalie Coughlin anyway. Much hotter.

All I want to say to her regarding her "nasty" comment is, "Look whose talking!"

He def rejected her ass at some point. Bitter!

Damn, if she was THAT rude and lame with her "eeewws" JUST because she doesn't find him attractive, well that is first class ASSHOLE behavior. Is she just feeling a little envious that he won 8 gold medals and she "only" has one? I mean, that was just ridiculous the way she kept ripping him for being not attractive. What a skank.

Submitted by Cinna on August 20, 2008 - 11:04am.

Bite your tongue, missy! Carl can backflip into my bed any day!
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dbella - that pic is hilarious!

Who is this race car driver that she used to date? I tried to google it and the only thing that I could find was a rumor about Carl Edwards...to be quite honest, if that is the one, he ain't all that either..

IMHO ~ Amanda Beard's last name says it all...Bitch is a butterface.

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His sisters are cute. And I don't see why he's being called ugly. I don't think he's ugly.

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You hit the nail on the head!

Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 20, 2008 - 12:20pm.

Yes we know this, BUT just cause wikipedia says one thing doesnt mean I have to agree. I see Phelps more like a figure of admiration, not a hero. He could even be described as a phenom and I wouldnt really have a problem with it. But if were to call him a hero just cause people admire him and children aspire to be like him then Britney Spears is a hero as well. When she came out, children, teens, older sluts, and pedos idolized her and wanted to be her, and many were devoted to her and still are. So by the very definition you gave then britney is a hero just like Michael Phelps.

Anyways I am out, and congradts to Shawn Johnson who was incredible last night. The mens gymnastics pissed me the fuck of. The chinese are cheating so blatantly with out consideration to even saving their own face. The American kid completely beat the Chinese one, yet he only recieved silver??? Fucking Ridiculous

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

All I have to say is, bitch please. Have you looked in the mirror lately?

With the Hero term, it might be used by children who see him his accomplishments and they want to aspire to him like him. Yes, it is self serving and it benefits him and those who are the closest. But there is some kid out there looking out his window daydreaming one day how he'll be like Michael.

And to that kid, Michael is a Hero.

I don't know who the blazes this woman is. Looking at this picture of the two together I thought it was his twin sister. But I understand that his sisters are quite cute.

Newsflash, Amanda! Phelps would not touch your fugly ass even with kitchen gloves because there must be lots of actually good looking chicks offering themselves to him right now.
Who the hell does this bird faced bitch think she is?

Amanda needs to check her own look in the mirror before she bashes this guy. She aint all that!

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She's fucking ugly, what the hell is she talking about?

And whats with this whole "hero" shit. Did his ass save any kiddies? NO! Save a cat or two? NO ! THEN SHUDDUP. His accomplishments are great, but relate and benefit the atheletic world, and are mostly self-serving. Not that I am hating because aint nothing wrong with a little self-serving, but a "hero" it dont make.
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Actually, it does. Heroes aren't just people that "save" other people. Like many words, there are multiple facets to it's definition, and the one that makes Phelps a hero is: "an object of extreme admiration and devotion". I'd say that fits. Personally, I admire the hell out of his accomplishments AND his swimmers ass.

Not to be a bitch, but seriously-- don't we all know by now that if you dispute a term that someone is going to take two seconds to google the word and find it's definition...???

Amanda Beard is the type of ho who thinks she's better looking that what she actually is. But, damn, Phelps looks like Gabriel Aubry compared to her butterface. I've been repulsed by her face since the last Olympics. She always likes to pretend she's a model, but only thing she's modeled is her vagina for Playboy. She needs to STFU.

"When they asked Michael Phelps (ahem, on a National TV News Show, not some half-assed radio show) if he was dating her or another model, he very politely said, "No, neither one of them are my girlfriend".

See, that's how you do it. I don't know him, he may well be an asshole, but at least he knows how to behave in public.

He's no beauty, but she didn't need to be so brutal! She could've just said "oh no, we're just friends" or something! Makes me think she's bitter over the attention he's getting!

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 20, 2008 - 10:56am.

Gee, that's funny. When they asked Michael Phelps (ahem, on a National TV News Show, not some half-assed radio show) if he was dating her or another model, he very politely said, "No, neither one of them are my girlfriend".

I saw that interview. He even went as far as saying he thinks she has a boyfriend and left it at that...

Submitted by original putas on August 20, 2008 - 8:28am.
so let me see if I can get this straight: "I was crying, and waving, and blowing kisses" in one sentence. And, "I don't even know where they would get the idea, we don't even talk to each other", in the next. So which is it bitch? Do you know him, or don't you?.
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I think that was her pathetic attempt at sarcasm, but either way, she's a giant jealous douchebag. He outclasses her in every meaning of the word.

Someone that went to school with him posted what he was like when they knew him (you can find the comment on one of MK's posts) and they said he was an asshole. so maybe that's what that's all about.
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Now in interviews I have seen of him, he seems like a nice guy (maybe too much of a Momma's boys but..) and says he faced a lot of ridicule when he was younger. Looking at his body and his face I would tend to believe that. He is extremely tall, has huge feet, ears that stick out and teeth that are not in the greatest alignment. I can definitely see where he could have been made fun of. That would have pissed me off and made me an asshole too growing up having to deal with that.
I think he has risen above that and used it to his advantage to make himself a better athlete. I can see too where is some situations his face does not look all that bad. He just needs his ears pinned and some braces. His body is perfect though!

Wouldn't it be funny if he came out and said, "Amanda Beard? Ewwww she's too old for me."

If Princess RiRi is smart she will ella ella her ass over to Beijing PRONTO!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 20, 2008 - 12:00pm.

Seriously, though! He reminds me of Barbra Streisand who insists on being filmed by just one side of her face cause its her "good side". No Bitch your butt ass ugly in every single frame, LET IT GO. And the same goes for Phelps, I've seen pics of him from a birds eye view, down looking up, left to right, right to left, and looking like a damn Disney rejected busted Otter the whole time.

And whats with this whole "hero" shit. Did his ass save any kiddies? NO! Save a cat or two? NO ! THEN SHUDDUP. His accomplishments are great, but relate and benefit the atheletic world, and are mostly self-serving. Not that I am hating because aint nothing wrong with a little self-serving, but a "hero" it dont make.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Judging from that picture...it's seems like she knows him, somehow ;)

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I guess I don't get out enough, because I really know nothing about her before that interview. To me, she came off as very shallow, immature and way too stuck on herself. Judging from the pictures, she doesn't have much room to talk when it comes to the looks department. Good body, not so good face.

So sweet couple!!do they still play on tall dating site:" http://Tallmingle.com "? I heard that from many friends who play on that site, but i did not believe yet until i saw their hottest photos on that site.