Is RiRi Going Broke?!
E.T. needs to help a fellow alien out if this story is true! According to RiRi's ex-business manager, the Alien Princess only has $20,000 to her name! Damn. Looks like she's going to have to trade in her fancy ass beach vacations for a day trip to Raging Waters.
Patricia Williams, RiRi's supposed ex-business manager, was let go recently when RiRi and her management found out she was going broke. RiRi immediately accused Patricia of stealing from her. Patricia said, "It’s not my fault that she only has $20,000 to her name. I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered."
Patricia went on to explain that Def Jam doesn't "fund Rihanna properly," so all the money she makes from endorsements and tours is used to pay for her albums and music videos. Patricia claims RiRi made around $1 million last year and all of it was spent making her music videos.
Visit Blackarazzi to read everything Patricia supposedly said. It's fucking long.
Something in the milk ain't clean about this shit! How is that Alien Princess RiRi is going broke?! And how is it that she only made $1 million last year? Everywhere I turn, there's RiRi selling hawking everything from drugstore make-up to lady shavers.
Maybe she's sending all her money to her home planet or storing it all in her forehead? Speaking of her tenhead, if she is going broke, she should sell billboard space on that shit. She could make a bundle!
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Damn! Then I'm going broke too!
Submitted by DeeDee on August 20, 2008 - 10:00am.
She didn't write "Umbrella", so we know she isn't getting any of those residuals.
well if she didnt write it please find the douchebag that did and break his knees or something.... cause that song burns holes in my ears every time i hear it. so bloody annoying....
"Um, hello? "Umbrella" was the most remade song ever or something. Every time it's remade I'm PRETTY sure she gets some sort of profit from it."
Probably not because she didn't write it. Whoever wrote it would get the royalties. They play her version on the radio every .5 seconds though and she probably gets paid for that. I don't believe she only made a million.
OKie what's oxycodone, something like that? is it oxycontin? because I like 'em ! LOL
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"Blame it on the London air!"
This same shit happened to TLC when they were on top. NSYNC, too. Remember Lou Perlman? It's easy to be mis-managed when there are a million people trying to get a piece of you.
She didn't write "Umbrella", so we know she isn't getting any of those residuals.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Fine GD it! *throws yummy hydrocodon in Snowy from the Blocks under-roos*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Snowpiece.. Why you think i'm on something? hmmmmmMM? *goes up in tone* Cause I type a lot? say say say say say say say say Its My Salsa!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 9:53am.
The C word on August 20, 2008 - 9:50am.
Maybe she should take up Guitar Hero.
-You hobag, that's what I was thinking.
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*giggling*
.....'hobag'....
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Okie: you need to share what you have today.
Also, I love Ri Ri and if she needs a loan... naw, fuck that.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
What all of the money she made from endorsement deals funded her videos? Shouldn't have her lable done that? She be stupid.
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"I'm the Phantom of the Opera. The gayest superhero ever! Beware my scented candles."
Fuck just cause she dates that Brown dude doesn't mean he pays.. I dated this dude once, and I'd have to give him MY money under the table so he'd be the ONE paying for supper. yeah, silly huh? He disgusted me, like most men do. but I had to dump him. *glares furiously just thinking about taht*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
She needs to go on Dancing With The Stars.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 20, 2008 - 9:52am.
She should've stolen Jay-Z while she had the chance!
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Aint that the truth, Well his wallet, anyways..
As much as I dislike her ugly mug, I find this hard to believe. "Patricia claims RiRi made around $1 million last year and all of it was spent making her music videos."
Um, hello? "Umbrella" was the most remade song ever or something. Every time it's remade I'm PRETTY sure she gets some sort of profit from it. Plus she's dating Chris Brown so she's getting some suga daddy money there.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
The C word on August 20, 2008 - 9:50am.
Maybe she should take up Guitar Hero.
-You hobag, that's what I was thinking.
N'SYNC had nothing but his fat pedo ass is in jail.
This shit happens.
RiRi has Broke Umbrella Moves Times.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LMAO @ E.A.P..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
She should've stolen Jay-Z while she had the chance!
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Dick happens! - MK
fuck me, does this mean shes gonna continue to make those annoying shitty ass songs?
Doe.. a fe, a female deer
Ri... a brokeass pop singeeeeeer
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This isn't new. How many artists have been mismanaged and then ended up being broke as a joke later in life. She better marry Chris Brown so she can be set.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Maybe she should take up Guitar Hero.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I'm trying to correct this.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
yeah, well.. I bet she's a total bitch, and Her reps and Homies *does homie gesture* ganked all her Doe! dough? (sp?) doe haha, not like a deer. lol.. i'm so siwwy.. i meant money!! tee hee
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I can't find my teeny tiny violin so I'll just say "sucks to be you riri"
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I think Beyonce is behind it all!!! Isn't Jay-Z the prez of her record label?
Supposedly she funds all her videos and music with the money she makes on endorsements. Whatever... bitch still has more money than me for having Blake Peeble talent.
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Dear Rihanna,
Smart wins over pretty any day. You need to get smart. You're like a designer bag with an empty wallet inside. Not a good look.
Love,
But.Seriously.Folks
Damn, Is her boyfriend making her pay for everything? all the dates, dick operations? Such a shame.. What is his name, uh Chris... ?
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa