Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Super Tommy Girl!

Tommy Girl in a superhero movie? Unless it's "Supergirl" and he's in the title role, I'm not interested. I mean, he has the costume for it and everything.

Instead of following his destiny by playing "Supergirl," Tommy Girl will star in DC Comics "Sleeper" for Warner Bros. Sam Raimi will produce this mess. Warner Bros. is also hoping to turn it into a franchise. Currently no writer or director is attached to the project.

The Hollywood Reporter has more details on this shit fest:

Written by Ed Brubaker with art by Sean Phillips, "Sleeper," which ran from 2003-05, centers on an operative whose fusion with an alien artifact makes him impervious to pain and allows him to pass it on to others through skin contact. He is placed undercover in a villainous organization by an intelligence agency and falls for a member of the group, named Miss Misery.

Alien artifact? Are we sure this isn't called "The Tommy Girl" story? That synopsis sounds like it was ripped from the pages of his future autobiography.

Screw Tommy and his stupid movies! Suri is the one that should be on the silver screen. Look at her in these pictures below. She's the star of that family!

She's totally having an intense conversation with that doll. She's probably interviewing it for the position of her sibling. It's nice of Katie and Tommy to include Suri in the process.

Posted by: Michael K


Sayonara's picture

Suri is a cutie pie.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Suri gives me the creeps!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

TRUE STORY!!!!!
Today at work I received two copies of a free DVD called "Scientology: An Overview."

The enclosed letter said "Presently there is an unprecedeneted public interest in Scientology. We believe your patrons would be interested in getting an in-depth view of what Scientology is, how it forwards the cause for human rights, what it approaches are to education and drug abuse, and what it does to motivate people to fulfill the potential of their personal and professional lives"

BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCKIN' BLAH.

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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
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Sugaroo's picture

Coming soon! Tom Cruise in "MegaTwatWaffle"! Cruise plays the lead role of Assface, Man of a Thousand Lawsuits. The plot is as follows:

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Big explosion

The End

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

UKer's picture

fucking hell.
leave the man alone.
this is like character assassination, so he's weird and a bit mad, who cares, there are worst people out there, a lot worst. at least he can act unlike most of the boring attention seeking cunts who litter hollywood with their pointlessness.
enough tom bashing, it's getting old.

shoe addict's picture

Suri is too cute. I can't wait til all these celeb kids grow up and start acting up and writing tell-alls

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mike's picture

One of the MANY burgeoning classes of movies I just don't get is the "superhero" genre. Shouldn't this appeal mostly to boys 8-12?

I seriously no longer feel bad about the fact that I spent almost four (unsuccessful) years in L.A. trying to make it as a writer. I was had the crazy idea that people appreciated the novel, the funny, the intelligent, and the authentic.

sabrina's picture

How amazingly cute is she~! Love her.

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

bensucks's picture

Who cares about Tom Cruise anymore?

Suri is the cutest baby in Hollywood period.

QueenCharisma's picture

Suri's a cutie - damn shame about her parents, though.

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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