The Pussy With Four Ears!
Holy hell! It's Devil Pussy! It's like he was made just for my dark-sided heart. I want to snuggle with him and blow into his four ears while we plot our next evil move together! Unfortunately, the dumb broad who adopted Devil Pussy thinks he looks more like Yoda from "Star Wars." NOT. Bitch needs to get her eyeballs rotated, because she's mistaken.
Yoda (aka Devil Pussy) was adopted by a couple from Chicago almost two years. Valerie and Ted Rock were boozing at their local watering hole when they noticed a cage filled with kittens near the bar. The owners brought the lil' pussies to the bar to find them homes. Brilliant idea! Pass out the innocent kitties to a bunch of drunks! The owners must be crackheads. Wait. Yoda is a crack kitty! That's why he grew four ears. I love him even more.
Anypussy, Valerie immediately noticed Yoda and his four ears. She said it was love at first purr and they adopted him on the spot.
Their vet said he had never seen anything like Yoda. After examining him, the vet claims Yoda can't hear out of his extra ears and everything else is much pretty normal.
Valerie is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking. You just know that after reading this story, Bernann McKinney put her crazy ass on a Greyhound bus headed for Chicago. I don't blame her. I want a Yoda pussy of my own! Does he do parties at least?
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I just read the real article( i think its in the UK daily mail) on this and there's another picture of the owner holding him and its obvious that its NOT photoshopped. Also...the article said that she DID have a chip implanted in him. So NO stealing!! lol.
He's a very pretty pussy!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 3:25pm.
My friend just bought The Rabbit and doesn't know what to use to clean it.
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Uh-huh, yeah, sure...your "friend."
Maybe your "friend" should ask Heloise.
*OMG I am dying here. I crack me up*
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
awwwwwww He is a lil cutie!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
oh god why do things like this have to happen in life?
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
This is inneresting...
Four news sources reported on this story
The Telegraph
The Sun
The Daily Mail, all three from the UK
and
Fox News
balanced and fair
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Non photoshop.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1046684/Meet-Yoda-cat-FOUR-ears....
QueenC,
Ok. I thought that needed a great punch-line though!!!
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That's the cutest thing...
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 6:23pm.
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LOL, no there's no punchline.
My friend just bought The Rabbit and doesn't know what to use to clean it.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 6:21pm.
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LOL, sure Mrs. K - your "friends", haha ;-)
Seriously though, I'm very curious and no one I know has a clue :(
And I don't have a dishwasher....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
AHEM!!!
Look at the small top of head with pointed ears attached. Photochopping at it's best.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
QueenCharisma
"What do you use to clean a vibrator?"
Fantastik?
Is there a punchline?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 5:12pm.
I don't see the eyes either. Anyway, it wouldn't make sense for the eyes of the back ears to be that far out on the face, they'd be closer to the nose.
Whatever, real or photosphopped, that is one adorable kitten!
Devore
Right on. Outdoor cats live half as long as indoor ones.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I have the exact same kitty, except with two ears.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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I just throw mine in the dishwasher...I mean, my friends just throw theirs in the dishwasher.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 3:12pm.
One of the ladies here at my work seems to think its photoshopped. She says she can see eyes in the front set of ears. I dont see it. Weird looking human-like front ears though!!
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You know what, I agree with that lady you work with. In fact, from this day forward, I will believe that all pictures on the computer are photoshopped until proven otherwise.
Nova: OMG now that you say it I can see the eyes. What a creeeeeeepy day on dlisted!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
It still won't listen to any man.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 6:12pm.
One of the ladies here at my work seems to think its photoshopped. She says she can see eyes in the front set of ears.
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dems just butterfly markings on the little darlings ears...or maybe its his other ears showing through, ooooor maybe its fake. Hell I just know that Caturday on Fark will be on Fiyah this week! ;-)
snowpiece!
Yeah, she's a beauty! Drives the boys mad!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
One of the ladies here at my work seems to think its photoshopped. She says she can see eyes in the front set of ears. I dont see it. Weird looking human-like front ears though!!
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beegirl on August 19, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Thats a "Spock" cat, not a "Yoda" cat. Peace and long life, puss-puss.
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Spock makes more sense.
cats are indoor animals, they do not belong outside unattended.
cats can get hit by cars, run over, attacked by dogs,menaced by the neighborhood psychos, catch fleas and ticks ( try getting rid of fleas from your home- its a nightmare), be exposed to poison ivy, eat rodentcide and kill other species of animals ( birds)
all cats belong inside.
Thats a "Spock" cat, not a "Yoda" cat. Peace and long life, puss-puss.
Clarisse : you'd know her rotting paper mache face anywhere, huh!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Top 10 weird animals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCDv3jU-VgA
Nr 2 gives me the shivers but nr one is to cute for words.
Awe Snow!!!
It's Maria Elena! How romantic!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
this cat reminds me of the cat in Pet Cemetary...basically this cat scares the crap out of me
That is one cute mutated pussy!
she'd better run for it if she sees nicholas cage - he might've turned to the pussies to cover his tracks.
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for celibacy
Looks like six ears to me. I guess it's the shadowing.
Mmmm. No. That cat will steal your soul while you sleep. No.
Ceiling cat has nothing on Devil Pussy!!!
Sweet Jebus!
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angel_i oh no that's some scary sh*t!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
this makes me uncomfortable. devil's pet
4 eyes would be better. ;;;;) but that is cute.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
BRADIFUL, the cat on its own is not so bad. It is the sequence of odd posts today, that makes it a bit trippy. Odd numbered body parts, dead people hanging out with the family, and then you got Phoebe.
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He looks a lot like my cat Artie, though Artie has the normal complement of ears.
The owner better get that pussy micro-chipped, because there's a lot of Sluts who want him!
Haha I have a cat named Yoda too!
he's so fucking cute! I want him.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I am entranced by Devil Pussy.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
He looks like a Gargile.
It's strange, but these things happen... Weird little mutations. We've all seen cats with extra thumbs, right?
Lucky for the cat it was born nowadays, because in the olden times, it would have drowned with its owner as a witch.
So I'm wondering which ears actually work??
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
*packs her dog-cloning ass into her old Honda Civic* I'M HEADED FOR THE WINDY CITY, BITCHES.
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Hi5.
Paris Hilton came to mind when I read 'Devil Pussy'.
zomay on August 19, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Tuesday must be weird me out day.
- Indeed.
But awwwwwww, another cat post.
*looks lovingly at my kitty fwend playing with my purse straps*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Ok - I put this on the hoax thread for Leatherette but since a weird creature just popped up, here you go:
The other day we'd found some good ones...so I thought I'd share...
This is an abducted cow - not shitting you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gg1Avygqso&feature=related
Here's a (baby?)chupacabra done up like Angel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHVMBX0TucQ&feature=related
And here's a fun bunch of weird ass creatures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFaL3d-zMpY&feature=related
Some of them are not SO weird (a duck with one head and two bodies, like) and some of them look photoshoppy but there is a bunch of for real looking shit in there.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I live in Chicago and I'm going to cat-nap Yoda.