The Pussy With Four Ears!
Holy hell! It's Devil Pussy! It's like he was made just for my dark-sided heart. I want to snuggle with him and blow into his four ears while we plot our next evil move together! Unfortunately, the dumb broad who adopted Devil Pussy thinks he looks more like Yoda from "Star Wars." NOT. Bitch needs to get her eyeballs rotated, because she's mistaken.
Yoda (aka Devil Pussy) was adopted by a couple from Chicago almost two years. Valerie and Ted Rock were boozing at their local watering hole when they noticed a cage filled with kittens near the bar. The owners brought the lil' pussies to the bar to find them homes. Brilliant idea! Pass out the innocent kitties to a bunch of drunks! The owners must be crackheads. Wait. Yoda is a crack kitty! That's why he grew four ears. I love him even more.
Anypussy, Valerie immediately noticed Yoda and his four ears. She said it was love at first purr and they adopted him on the spot.
Their vet said he had never seen anything like Yoda. After examining him, the vet claims Yoda can't hear out of his extra ears and everything else is much pretty normal.
Valerie is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking. You just know that after reading this story, Bernann McKinney put her crazy ass on a Greyhound bus headed for Chicago. I don't blame her. I want a Yoda pussy of my own! Does he do parties at least?
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Submitted by gdubs on August 19, 2008 - 3:35pm.
if i was forced to own a cat, hope to god i never will be,
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Every single cat hater I ever met who was by some freak force of nature forced to own a cat ended up being gaga about their cats.
GAGA I tell you, GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
TRUE STORY
Once you go cat you'll never go back.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on August 19, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Hiya doll!! You had a Hemingway cat?! YOU ROCK!! He loved the polydactyls.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!! You must know, I well and truly ♥ you!
****passes new red-framed glasses to ZiggyStardust
A very modest and mediocre token of my appreciation!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thats nothin'. I had a cat with 6 toes on every paw and an extra pupil in her eye. She was a very sweet, freak of a cat.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 19, 2008 - 7:57pm.:
You can't have enough devil pussy. That's a fact...;-)
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The more the merrier. [Big Smile!]
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 19, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha, Tigerlilly! *clap clap clap*
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You can't have enough devil pussy. That's a fact...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 7:33pm:
Do you know how much this impedes my ability to find suitable employment?
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You can always work an ice cream truck!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha, Tigerlilly! *clap clap clap*
I WANT A DEVIL PUSSY!!! Ok, granted I AM a devil pussy with a devil pussy (Long story, ask my ex and his doc...)...Anyclap, CLONE THIS PUSSY! NOW! NOW! NOW! DO IT NOW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LMFAO @ ZiggyStardust
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
what a cute pussy, question if she was afraid of having her pussy stolen why is she telling the media about it??? now everyone knows you have her inside the house and not only they are goin to take her but everithinh of value in your house
, stupid bitch
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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Christ on his throne, is there no blow too low?
Excuse me for living on a low income. People take one look at my red hair hair, thin curled lips, grey claws and immediately mistake me for Sally Jesse Raphael. Do you know how much this impedes my ability to find suitable employment?
I'll never live in a palace, but at least I can steal Starbuck's broadband WI-FI by holding my router outside of a nearby sewer cover.
I bet your daddy taught you to never take a balloon from a stranger, right Kizzy? Very wise of ya dad, Kizzy - very wise indeed. But *I* am Sally Jesse the Clucking Hen- and you're Kizzy! So now we know eachotha!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Why do I keep seeing John Mayer in that batman hoodie???? Is it the little pointy ears?
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Awww, he's a cutie! I want to catnap him and rename him Damien.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
careful mentioning Joyce McKinney MK...I had someone on my lil ole blog today swearing Id be subpoened in a 20 million dollar libel suit she has planned.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
This cat needs to breed with Lewis to create an army of Avon Lady-attacking feral felines.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 6:12pm.
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Ha ha ha ha!! You're slaying me over here.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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OK, OK, I take it back, I take it back, I remember they all float down (t)here, don't send me a balloon!!
ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Gotcha, Pennywise/Ziggy Stardust!! Got any fashion tips, while you're at it? ROFL
I'm kidding, it's amusing to me you choose those characters, and then say that!!
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ZiggyStardust is my Christian name.
And Pennywise? What are you talking about? I hope you're not referring to the High School portrait that I've chosen for my avatar!
>:(
Submitted by Larreth on August 19, 2008 - 7:10pm.
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Nah, no need to depress everyone else, lol.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
QueenCharisma, care to share?
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by Larreth on August 19, 2008 - 6:53pm.
LOL? I was serious! Plus the vodka helps drown the reason for using the vibe in the first place. XD
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Like the fact that you're no longer attracted to the guy you're seeing? That's actually quite sad...*goes out to buy a bottle of vodka*
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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*hugs Kizzy*
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
@Joe,
Very carefully...
them things got teefs!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 6:55pm.
People who name their pets after StarWars characters are not responsible owners.
I'd be a freak too if my master gave me such a ridiculous name
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Gotcha, Pennywise/Ziggy Stardust!! Got any fashion tips, while you're at it? ROFL
I'm kidding, it's amusing to me you choose those characters, and then say that!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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Yes but Mrs. K, all jokes aside (and they're pretty funny), how do you clean a rabbit? I'm also asking for a friend. Ahem.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 6:43pm
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You're more than welcome, doll, I'm always glad to help a fellow damsel to de-stress, and doesn't have the patience to wait for the dishwasher :)
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
That's it. I am going to commit feline kidnap. I. Must. Have. That. Cat.
People who name their pets after StarWars characters are not responsible owners.
I'd be a freak too if my master gave me such a ridiculous name.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:35pm
LOL, I'm sure that's very helpful.
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LOL? I was serious! Plus the vodka helps drown the reason for using the vibe in the first place. XD
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On thread:
Both kittens used for the Photocopping are adorable.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Dr D. they are hysterical! I used to get them on my ipod, I know they were supposed to get a real show but I'm not sure if it ever happened. Anyway, yeah, the dishwasher! and the kitchen sink. there's a joke in there somewhere about that sink bather at Burger King from last week....
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Sp, a dishwasher? Yeah, I've seen M and W episodes-funny as hell! I hope they have a good dic..er..dishwasher. You know, the kinds that cleans stuck and dried on 'food' really well! Dinner guests at their house should now have the option of pre-washing their plates though-in the SINK! But then again, who knows what they've done in their 'kitchen sink'?
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 6:43pm.
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Thanks, Kiz! My friend will appreciate this information! ;-)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Just what every guy wants. A bitch that can hear everything.
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"Information, like crumbs, always trickles down to the vermin on the floor."
- Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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I'll 'fess it, it's mine, I ain't ashamed. I just use plain ol' soap and water, ordinary hand soap, I have the Dial pump at the mo' but use any brand if I like the bottle :) I have a simple model, so I just take care to not get water in the battery compartment.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Awesome cat! I'd take it, but my birds might not enjoy being lower on the food chain! Needed a happier story after the comments on the dead homeboy (mainly mine!). I bet that cat would be very hard to sneak up on!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
aaaaw! I love me some Yoda (Yoda wtf?). Puddy needs a decent name. I see a puddy with Vanishing Twin Syndrome. I want, I need, and gimme, gimme, gimme...
**checking on Greyhound schedule for a quickie trip to Chicago, oh, wait! I can drive myself there faster... slaps forehead, grabs a V-8, gets into V-6**
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by mike on August 19, 2008 - 6:33pm.
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LOL, yeah I forgot this was a post about pussy....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
well, on that show Man and Wife they put all their sex toys in the dishwasher.....
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"Blame it on the London air!"
if i was forced to own a cat, hope to god i never will be, id want it to be this one. or princess chunk.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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:D
You crack me up, too.
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Submitted by Larreth on August 19, 2008 - 6:30pm.
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LOL, I'm sure that's very helpful.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 19, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Mrs. K: you crack me up toooooooooo! :)
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Aw, thanks doll.
I try to be entertaining.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
Well, to remain on topic, you know cats DO have really rough, effective tongues...
Submitted by mike on August 19, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Yes, but only Fox News claims the mother of the cat was fed SOY milk when pregnant.
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Hee hee hee
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
That is not right. Poor puddy tat. Look, I loves me some pussies like there ain't no tomorrow, and while I do not claim to be a true artiste, I do draw mine, and do know a bit about them. I don't see the eyes where it could be 'shopped, I see eyebrows, and forehead indention where the frontal-facing ears break up the smooth line of the top of the head/forehead area. This avie is my drawing of my Moose boy.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mrs. K: you crack me up toooooooooo! :)
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Here's what my mother said when she saw this, I emailed her this picture:
"Devil Cat! Looks like horns."
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
MK needs Devil Pussy, Princess Chunk and Hercules for his army of hot pussies.
It said that the back ears are just mainly flaps that attach to his skull. The owner also says that he cant purr...only that she can touch his neck to feel his purring. She also said that he doesnt really meow...its very very soft sounding.
Other than that they say that the kitty is fine. :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 6:27pm.
This is inneresting...
Four news sources reported on this story
The Telegraph
The Sun
The Daily Mail, all three from the UK
and
Fox News
balanced and fair
Yes, but only Fox News claims the mother of the cat was fed SOY milk when pregnant.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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VODKA!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.