Russell Brand As Frank-N-Furter?
MTV has already announced its plans to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult musical "Rocky Horror Picture Show." It will only be shown on MTV. Hey, look on the bright side. This will be the first time in many years that MTV actually plays music.
Casting hasn't been announced for this diarrhea fiesta, but sources claim Russell Brand has been asked to fill Tim Curry's garter belt as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. I think I'm going to be sick. I just imagined Russell's twin furballs stuffed into lacy panties. I can take his furballs on their own, but not in a pair of skimpy muff covers.
Russell has had some success in the US with his role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," so whores at MTV think he's a perfect choice. You know who's an absolutely perfect choice to play this role? Tim Curry circa 1975. That's who!
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He reminds me of a very hairy Rupert Everett.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
That they are remaking this at all disgusts me. Why? WHY?? I call shenanigans.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Why does MTV hate music?!
LEAVE RHPS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!
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