Russell Brand As Frank-N-Furter?
MTV has already announced its plans to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult musical "Rocky Horror Picture Show." It will only be shown on MTV. Hey, look on the bright side. This will be the first time in many years that MTV actually plays music.
Casting hasn't been announced for this diarrhea fiesta, but sources claim Russell Brand has been asked to fill Tim Curry's garter belt as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. I think I'm going to be sick. I just imagined Russell's twin furballs stuffed into lacy panties. I can take his furballs on their own, but not in a pair of skimpy muff covers.
Russell has had some success in the US with his role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," so whores at MTV think he's a perfect choice. You know who's an absolutely perfect choice to play this role? Tim Curry circa 1975. That's who!
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This is a HORRIBLE IDEA, so horrible that the only way it could be rectified is EDDIE IZZARD EDDIE IZZARD EDDIE IZZARD.
He's pretty much a sweet transvestite right now - Frank wouldn't be too much of a stretch for him.
However, if they get Jessica Simpson to play Janet (and they might as she's had a long history with MTV), that's when I'll puke.
A) Who is this ugly piece of shit that I'd rather fucking die than see in lingerie?
B) How is it that MTV can interrupt their 9-hour blocks of "Next" for this?!
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NO NO NO NO!!!! We hates MTV! We hates it forever!!
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
Will MTV de-gay it? or will MTV amp up the sexuality even more?
What they should remake is "other story" of Brad and Janet SHOCK TREATMENT. This movie from 1980 is about Brad and Janet being trapped in what we now call "reality television."
Brad and Janet go on a couples show, then each is "sent" to a different program. Sounds like current MTV programming!!!
Talk about seeing the future!
No one can ever ever replace Tim Curry as frank N Furter. And I love Russell Brand. FAIL.
>>>This will be the first time in many years that MTV actually plays music.<<<
You'd think that if the dumbfucks at Mtv heard that for years and years they'd take note or something and play music, but no.
This guy is truly frightening to the eyes. That hair looks like it smells.
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I still don't know who this guy is. Why does he seem to be everywhere?
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Oh fuck, you people only know MTV is doing this because the "in" thing to be right now is alternative/emo, and even though most of these culturally retarded fucks have never watched the original, they like to pretend to enjoy the movie because it's accessory to their "dark" image.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
I wish I had a stupid hairstyle so I can be famous.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
Ahhh..."The Women"! So many delicious chewy bon mots for so many homosexual types to masticate, even decades later!! "Get me a bromide...and put some gin in it!"
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Another case of a nondescript person dressing and styling like a complete cunt to get attention. Cut your fucking hair, put down the eye liner and try your best to wear some decent clothes ya cunt!
--thanks awfully--
Must have missed the memo. I have no clue who this uber douche is.... therefore i do not care.
Who the f**k is this guy?
Garter schmarter; the question is can this asshat WALK like Frankenfurter?
I can more readily picture this loser as an actual frankfurter, (a gross hairy one).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
and don't say "Google" the mutherfucker up, i don't think he's worthy of the trouble.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
who the hell is this guy? I mean besides being in breaking up with blah blah, movie
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
He looks like a busted Donny Osmond.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ------------
Fuck this guy has the kind of face you just want to punch! And that rats nest of a hair-do (hair-don't) gross!
He thinks he is so cool. What a total wanker. He is one ugly, hairy, fuzzy, dirty, fucktard.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Wow, this dude looks just like a guy I work with. Except my coworker doesn't have the male version of an Amy Wino crackhive on top of his head.
http://www.stoptheremake.com/
if you're against it, do something! sign the petition.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Jebus Kee-riste. You said it!
Remaking that movie is the worst idea I have ever heard. You can't improve on perfection. Just ask Shauna Sand!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 5:02pm.
"Please DListers, do not support this film. It is an arcane token to the Dark Side. They wish to take our most treasured cultural achievements and hang them from their nipples like obscene tassels."
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Bwhaa ha ha ha! "Obscene tassels". Glorious.
And no worries there, Ziggy. Dlist
Sluts know idiocy when they see it. *See above photo of talentless douche bag*
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Dear MTV Producers,
DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
Thank You,
The Public
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
I think remaking this movie is an abomination, but I'm not gonna lie. I would totally watch it if Russell Brand is in it. I love that cheeky little bitch. His stand up had me tearing up it was so funny.
i don't even know who this person is.
"that's what she said!"
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Ooh...found it...Mrs K....here it is! :D
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Is there any way we can publicly protest this? RHPS show folks, in the name of all that is Magenta we can't let this happen. I declare an MTV blackout (actually I'm continuing it) against this bullshit!
What I am about to ask of you is indeed an inconvenience, but I beg your attention if only for a moment. I believe that this post heralds the coming of a dark evil. Rest assured that the flesh suited demons of the abyss are moving, and this remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the first showing of their hand.
The works of Nostradamus are filled references to the ancient art of scrying, a type of clairvoyant sight practiced by witches for centuries. The pages of DListed.com are filled with arcane accounts of these creatures, servants of Satan who's sole purpose is to defile the Earth with debauchery and hedonism. We can therefore rest assured that scrying is a valid source of knowledge. Far more so than logic or rational thought.
Taking my laptop and placing it on my tripod, I focus my attention. The Universe is unbalanced and I was immediately led here, to this post. Rest assured that there is darkness in the words of Micheal K. There is a prophecy to be made here, one that is so obvious that your minds may have dashed it as soon as it was recognised.
Who else but the darkest of forces would have Russel Brand replace Tim Curry? I am of course referring to Darth Vader.
Many believe that Darth Vader was killed in Episode Six, when his former Master (Angelina Jolie) shot her lasers from her finger tips. My scrying on the other hand has revealed that this is not the case. He is among us.
Please DListers, do not support this film. It is an arcane token to the Dark Side. They wish to take our most treasured cultural achievements and hang them from their nipples like obscene tassels.
Do not be taken in by the modern day serpents who toil in the fields of advertising, and do not accept the apple that movie-hype machines will offer.
A-to the mf'ing-men, M k.
Yet ANOTHER movie that does not need to be remade!
I saw that dude's schtick years ago, when it was called "Jesse Camp".
Yawn.
iHeartHaters on August 19, 2008 - 5:20pm
HI HWORE!
VH1 also has "I want to work for Diddy" on.
Seriously, who killed the Video stars?
MTV, that's who.
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Submitted by jim on August 19, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I'D LIKE TO STUFF THIS LOSER AND PUT HIM IN THE CORNER OF MY HOUSE SO I CAN PISS ON HIM WHEN EVER I FEEL LIKE IT!!
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*slaps hand to forehead laughing like crazy* God dammit Jim, you crazy cunt! I love you.
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His hair reminds me of Cameron Diaz in Theres something about mary.
"Submitted by NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Awwww, i know!! The Women is a classic and should have NEVER be remade. *sigh*...too late for that...and now i have to tolerate Meg Ryans duck lips trying to fill beautiful Norma Shearer's shoes. Still...i will have to go see it."
Hello! Seriously. Rosalind Russell and Norma Shearer are fantastic in the flick and even the manicurist is 100% better than Debi Mazar (sp?).. and I usually love the bitch.
People.com had a clip of it and it looked oh, so bad. And Jada Smith playing a lesbian - doesn't seem like a far stretch for her.
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FUCK NO!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
who the hell is this dirty guy? yuck. Is he related to Wino?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 19, 2008 - 3:14pm.
MTV needs to fire itself.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Did someone say diarrhea fiesta?!
*squirts*
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If they f*cking touch "Gone with the Wind", I'm gonna plug the Hobag that green lights it with a toilet plunger up their back exit.
Oh and looking at him, I'd say Russell brand should play magenta!
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Thank goodness it won't be in theaters, that will keep the original classic in its rightful place as the midnight movie!
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so glad I haven't watched MTV in eons so I'll skip this blasphemy
MTV needs to fire itself.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thank goodness it won't be in theaters, that will keep the original classic in its rightful place as the midnight movie!
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I'll share my apple with you Dreamy!
He just looks like he's trying to be hard core, I really have no idea who he is, lol!
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I can't wait til they remake Casablanca and The Shawshank Redemption I swear if they go anywhere near Breakfast at Tiffanys I'm going postal.
Thank you WTFOMGLOL
Tim Curry was the hotness.
This f*cking guy is about as sexy as gynecological exam.