People Magazine better put a few million dollars away just in case international supermodel Phoebe Price is with child. I'm sure there will be an all-out bidding war for the exclusive pictures of her beloved chicken cutlet baby. I hear Backyard Poultry magazine has major bank!
Now who could the father be? I've narrowed it down to Russell Brand, Foghorn Leghorn, Chicken Boo, and Michael K. Okay, scratch off the last name. Wishful thinking!
Here's more of PP looking like a stunning bouquet of red fern and violets outside of Mr. Chow last night. And in the image above, I totally thought that was Jay Leno standing in the doorway, mesmerized by Chicken Cutlets' beauty. It's just an imposter!