Standing Tall
24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.
The funeral home told The Associated Press that they used a special embalming treatment to keep him standing. His brother said, "He wanted to be happy, standing."
The police are currently investigating Angel's death. His body was found underneath a bridge last Friday.
I guess it's not that strange. I mean, I want half of my ashes stuffed into one of Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels. I want the other half scattered along Robertson Blvd. That way I will always be with international supermodel Phoebe Price. Oh and save a line of my ashes for Amy Wino. I want her to snort me up, Keith Richards-style.
Okay, I take it back. After going through these pictures, I need someone to hold my hand and feed me a Twinkie. I'm a little uncomfortable
Thanks Davina & Charo
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oh my god this is just too freaky. oh man. i don't want my body at my funeral. just a gorgeous lovely picture of me.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
What is up with his face? Why are his lips pursed? Like he's all "Sup?"
Oh fuck, I'm getting more creeped out by the moment.
On a lighter note - his brother looks pretty hot!!
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Stand By Me.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Eastendgirl and M.E. Its his tough face that made me think of that!! Did the mortician get orders to make him have a thug expression? NOT a good look to meet your maker! :o)
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Stand in peace.
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*snickering @ 'Mark Anthony Special'*
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Submitted by Salem13 on August 19, 2008 - 11:22am.
This shit is start out of Ed Gein's diary.
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Word.
*hands out some Nutter Butter Bites to all of her uncomfortable Dlisted friends, then gently lays everyone's heads against her 48 FFF chichis and strokes their hair*
Now now, it'll be okay, Martha's here...
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Hi5.
This has made my ham sandwich, eaten 45 minutes ago, tickle my uvula too many times since reading it.
Aw man....I didn't even THINK about the smell?
Do embalmed bodies still smell?
Nevermind. Don't answer. I don't want to know.
*hides back under desk*
Submitted by bensucks on August 19, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Ay Dios mio!! Apparently after this report surfaced, funeral homes in Puerto Rico are getting all kinds of crazy requests for their own funerals like people sitting on bikes!
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& they're all shouting on the phone "Gimme the Marc Antony special!"
If his body was found under a bridge, shouldn't it still be in a coroners office? Y'know to find out how he died & shit?
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Talk about getting a stiffy.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
who does that? Really
Your Mom Ate the....what did people use to do in the 19th century???
And I don't think the corpse would really smell after 3 days, since they embalmed him. Embalming is what prevents decomposition temporarily so they can get through the funeral and stuff.
This shit is start out of Ed Gein's diary.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 3:17pm.
((((HUGS))) Here, you can borrow my stuffed MeowMeowPussycat. For a minute or so...
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Submitted by miso-horny on August 19, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Does anyone here get a ""Weekend at Bernie's'' vibe from this...creepy as hell!
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Miso, I'm skeered. hold me!
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Ay Dios mio!! Apparently after this report surfaced, funeral homes in Puerto Rico are getting all kinds of crazy requests for their own funerals like people sitting on bikes!
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 19, 2008 - 11:14am.
Yo dead bitch, sup?
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*snorts*
*spews water out nose*
God I'm a sick bitch. That was funny as hell ELB!
MK, PLEASE POST SOMETHING ELSE!
I can't scroll fast enough.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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justplainCREEPY.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Awesome. I love stuff like this. And if you all think this is creepy, I'm not even gonna tell you what people used to do back in the 19th century!
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NO! Tell us! This stuff fascinates me, as long as I don't have to look at real pictures of it.
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*kiss*-"Damn homes, what have you been drinking, formaldehyde? Oops, sorry!"
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LOL drama my love, I left you a MS message...
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"Blame it on the London air!"
holy shit,
que verguenza.
que locura!
Wow, and can you imagine the SMELL after 3 days in a house in tropical Puerto Rico? I'll bet that stench could knock you unconscious!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Um.
Someone
please
hold
me
NOW BITCHES!
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*wiping corpse-induced nausea barf* OK, come to mama L, baby!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 19, 2008 - 3:11pm
I'll take those Nutter Butters, The Other Mrs.Bloom ;)
OnT: 3 days? A corpse in the house for 3 days? Oy vey.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I don't deal w/ death well to begin with. Intellectually, I know the person is dead, but the horror movie fan in me always expects them to start laughing & stroking people's faces w/ their gnarled hands & shit.
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Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 3:44pm.
If that's what he wanted, then great. I don't think him standing is the creepy part. Looking at pictures all over the Internet of people kissing his standing corpse is the creepy part!!!
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That creeped me out too. It's not unusual for people to kiss the dead, but this is odd. Kind of like at my pepaw's funeral. My memaw went over to his casket and planted a kiss right on his lips for like three seconds. I was pretty horrified, but at the same time, it shows how deeply she must have loved him if it didn't even phase her to do that.
That said, it still looks like they just waited until he had rigor mortis and then propped him against the wall. *shudder*
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
Don't ask me why, I just feel really uncomfortable after having seen these pics.
... reminds me to get on that will specifying immediate cremation STAT.
Um.
Someone
please
hold
me
NOW BITCHES!
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Awesome. I love stuff like this. And if you all think this is creepy, I'm not even gonna tell you what people used to do back in the 19th century!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Holy fucking creepshow!
No! NO! HELL NO!
I'm sorry, that is just......not right.
Long time wish? At 24? Was he into shady shit? What 24 year old, who doesn't have a terminal illness makes last wishes?
I'M TOTALLY FRICKEN CREEPED OUT BY THE DEAD BODY STANDING IN THE HOUSE FOR 3 DAYS!!!!
someone hold me.
Why do people have all of these special requests for after they die? It doesn't affect you, you're dead. It does, however, affect your family and they shouldn't have to deal with a creepy standing dead person hanging around for 3 days.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Damn and I tought keeping my fathers ashes was creepy. I really don't have any words for this.
I guess when you wear Gabanna shades and baseball hats and gold chains one does make funeral plans at age 24.
Seriously creepy. Why not just dip him in plastic and stick a lampshade on his head already.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 19, 2008 - 12:14pm.
I must be a bit more twisted than I thought. That made me *snort*.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
FatMartha GIVE ME THOSE BITES!!! I am still hungry despite the dead homeboy in the corner. ;)
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"Blame it on the London air!"
just.wrong. in so many ways
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I shudder to think how they get a dead body to stand like that. Meat hook? Rod up the ass?
woah...
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Have to echo Pamela on this one:
What.
The.
Fuck?
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Yeah that "special embalming treatment" is called a wall hook.
And he seriously looks like one of Madame Tussaud's wax creations. Ewww.
TYPICAL YANKEE FAN....FUCKING NASTY!!
Just when you think you've seen it all.
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