Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Hideously ugly tattoos in stupid places - Cityrag

Karl Lagerfeld as Lil Wayne - Lainey Gossip

Ceiling Eyes showing off her fake tittays - Just Jared

And here she is showing them off some more (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook wears the fugliest bikinis - IDLYITW

David Beckham the Musical?! They'll have to find a male soprano to sing the title role - Popsugar

Brian McFadden says straight men don't wear pink - Towleroad

Kate Beckinsale stuffs her "pharaoh's tomb" into a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Is Kate Moss a band wrecker? - Hollywood Rag

We all can see Meagan Good's nipples - Egotastic!

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

lmao I just realized his tattoo: "Fuck the Systsem"

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

oklahoma's picture

Vivica Fox over there on the side has Major Wonk Tits.. I'm totally dizzy from just reading that ad.

*writes ck for EastEndGrl* yeah, about that, don't cash it for a few days..

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I have one thing to post about Brian McFadden:
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog190808_brian2.jpg

PINK WEARER!!

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angel_i's picture

Dayum! Some of those tattoos are funny.

Who the HELL would tattoo crazy Britney on themselves???

And that "Fuck the Systsem" guy. It's too bad he din't have the foresight to say Fuck Splelling or Fuck Grammer or something.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

snowpiece's picture

okz: the baby looks like the kid from Mask.
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EastEndGirl's picture

After looking at those tatts I am feeling a whole hell of a lot better mine.

Which, if any of you bitches would sub me a few grand, would be laser history.

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snowpiece's picture

LOL okie. "babu this be you face, drawed my sef" I am anti tat on girls anyway but some of these are too hideous for words!****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"

kdracofan's picture

Wow those tats are hideous!

so are these:
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Very%20Ugly%20Tattoo.jpg

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/tattoo_freaks.jpg

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

oklahoma's picture

Get used to holding up that Tit, bitch!

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

parissucksliterally's picture

those tats are awful..

I am so sick of Ceiling Eyes and all the fucking Hills bitches- so useless, and they make so much money! Life is not fair...

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FatMartha's picture

Okay, the tattoo of Atlas(?) holding up the boob is pretty clever. Retarded, but clever.

And if my vagina looked like the one on that guy's stomach, I would do my best to get a sex change, because at that point it's over.
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oklahoma's picture

seriously, that second fucking Tat is terrible. The baby picture, I'd be pissed if my Maw was like "babu this be you face, drawed my sef" *picks dads drawers out of her own ass*

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

oklahoma's picture

Snowpiece.. Oh Snap!! NO, that is the Vagina i was able to point out instantly. *hangs head in shame*

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on August 20, 2008 - 12:55am.
omg omg omg omg.. I can't go into CityRag anymore.. WTF. So what is that one tattoo of that looks of a vagina?

okie: you mean Shitney's face?
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"Blame it on the London air!"

oklahoma's picture

Ceiling Eyes.. She is a bit uh, whats th word. Well let me explain it this way.. On next week's Th Hills.. She says while in the pool by herself. "do you want me to take my top off?" And the guy says "What are you doing?" OH yeah, Insecure is the word i'm looking for.

We'll never be friends.. is what she said to LO.

*snaps fingers* look down here Audrina, Says LO, yeah, but I'm living in the Big house, w/ the Money maker! Beeeyotch!!

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

yiooooooo's picture

Karl Lagerfeld that is a sad picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Salem13's picture
FatMartha's picture

Anyone who has any sort of Patriots memorabilia on any part of their body, tattoo'd or not, is a fucking dumbass in my book.
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oklahoma's picture

omg omg omg omg.. I can't go into CityRag anymore.. WTF. So what is that one tattoo of that looks of a vagina?

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

SeH's picture

That Comic Book Store Guy tattoo is hilarious! I agree that all the other ones are uber stoopid.

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