Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Noelegy on August 20, 2008 - 3:18am.

Hahaha!

It was Dlisted.com that taught me what the term 'tramp stamp' refers to!

THANK YOU for that link, some of the posts are hilarious! I don't understand why people would allow to have characters that they do not understand to be printed onto themselves.

I'd be too scared that a particularly vicious artists would brand me 'Wind Swept Cunt Flying Low From the West'.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone

ZiggyStardust (do you play guitar?) said, "Oh, and people who tattoo Kanji onto their bodies when they have no idea what it means. Even worse when it's a mild-mannered office worker who opts for 'legendary warrior' or something equally inappropriate."

Argh! I can't remember the name of the site, but there's a website that shows photos of kanji tattoos and explains their real meanings...it's pretty funny. One of the best ones was a tramp stamp that actually meant something like "crazy diarrhea." If I can think of the name of the site I'll post it here.

Hee! All I had to do was Google "bad kanji tattoos" and the Internet provided.

http://www.hanzismatter.com/

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

@ Ziggy Stardust

I was having lunch with a couple of friends yesterday. The table next to ours sat a woman wearing a camisole and sporting the ugliest tattoo I've ever seen.

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Was it my sister? She's got the fugliest tattoo of her husband on her arm. I piss her off by asking her is it a picture of Paul Pierce from the Celtics.

Jeez. First thing I saw on dlisted tonight is some corpse standing in the corner of his own funeral and now I get to look at another corpse posed as Lil Wayne. I'm not sure I'm liking this fad.

We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...

Re: Pink Shirts,
Oh yes they do , just come to the Mainline in the Philly suburbs, and see how the crazy rich people who go to the Devon Horse Show do. Also Bruce Springsteen comes, but only cuz his daughter competes.

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007

@sexy

Great minds!

Dear Ceiling Eyes:

You have possibly the WORST boob job I have ever seen, and I have seen some really shitty ones. Yours look like bowling balls at the bottom of a pair of tube socks. If you jump rope without a bra, do you give yourself a black eye? Please, for our sake and the sake of small children everywhere, cover those banger hangers up!

Love,
Sugaroo

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

I fucked a systsem once and he gave me literature on his religious beliefs the next day. Total one night stand.

The mother and daughter tattoo.... uhm...looks like something from MAD comics..so I guess it's hot..

Um, straight men who are comfortable with their sexual orientations DO wear pink.

My late father-in-law was the most gentlemanly old bear of a man and he wore pink shirts. No one would dare insinuate that he was gay.

And Mr. Hekki wears pink shirts, too.

Hmmmph.

This lil wayne fantasy pose is amazing. Weezy baby is the bomb like tic tic. Anyfuckingway this just makes me want ty ty bankables productions and him to have a a brainfuck together and produce some trippy hip hop fashawn shiz. 1lovewordpeaceout.

Here in MA, there was a guy who was on the news because he tattooed a Patriots helmet on his bald head in anticipation of the Pats and Giants Superbowl. Then they lost. oops

Keane, you are a poet.

Submitted by Keane on August 19, 2008 - 1:15pm.

Hahhaha right on! I liked Kate when she modeled for H&M but really dislike her now for casting her daughter aside so she can be a groupie. A groupie for Count Von Count and Doperty! *barf burp*

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"Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote, and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers."
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I can't stand Kate Moss - she's an egomaniac with the worst sense of entitlement of any celeb out there. She thinks she can have who and what she wants, whenever and wherever she wants it, and when something gets in the way of that (caring for her daughter for instance) she just pays for someone to do it for her. Her whole career is based entirely on 2 things: having an edgy-looking, pretty face; and wearing the trendy clothes sent to her every day of the week by the latest designers. She makes ridiculous money for doing absolutely fuck all, and blows it all on coke without so much as a suggestion of doing anything for a charity or social cause. Then she just assumes she can become her real dream of being a rock star by riding on the coat tails of an already established, cool band. It never even occurs to her that if she wanted it that much she may actually have to do some work for it, like learn to play an instrument or write songs. She assumes she can (as with everything else) do it the easy way, by shagging someone and shoehorning her way into their band. Her laziness and utter worthlessness really does disgust me. Anyone else?

I was having lunch with a couple of friends yesterday. The table next to ours sat a woman wearing a camisole and sporting the ugliest tattoo I've ever seen.

It was a crescent moon playing beach volleyball with a sunshine.

There are few things that bring me greater pleasure in this world than meeting people and discussing the meanings and conditions behind their tattoos. People who stamp things onto themselves because they think it looks awesome or wild make my head spin.

Oh, and people who tattoo Kanji onto their bodies when they have no idea what it means. Even worse when it's a mild-mannered office worker who opts for 'legendary warrior' or something equally inappropriate.

Submitted by peaches on August 19, 2008 - 7:56pm.

LOL!!! It says he had a gay bandmate in westlife. Maybe he became a born again cathloc all the sudden or something?

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Bryan (Sorry gotta spell it with the 'y') dislikes the Cathloic church

To a Holy book full of rules
Made get on our knees every Sunday with the other fools

Don't fill my head with sermons
And force me to believe

Lyrics from his song 'Irish Son'.

Marky came out the year after Bryan left the band.

excatly 3 years today Mark came out! Yay Marky!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

I always love this site:
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html

Good grief, Karl Lagerfeld frightens me! He makes me want a warm bottle of milk, a blankie, and my mommy.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

No skeltons here!! *looks in closet*...um, dont look in there though. ;P

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

I'm going for a walk and a bagel. Maybe some coffee
Call me @ 5 your time if you can.

Seriously, I wish Kelly brook was considered an example of the ideal body! As a woman who has natural Big Boobs, I absolutly love Kelly, and I consider her figure to be beautiful. It's the ideal for myself. Not fat, not too skinny. She's healthy! No one wants to be overweight, but being a skeleton is ugly also!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I knew this total pothead girl in junior college who got a tattoo on her shoulder/back that said..."memmories". Whoops!!!!!

Please people...have a reputable person who can actually spell words correctly draw out the design for you first. Dont just say.."I want the word memories on my shoulder...now go!"

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Why is it that the worse the boob job, the more likely the owner of said boob job is to show them off? And speaking of bad tattoos, check out the girl in picture #1 with Audrina on the drunkenstepfather link. Giant t-rex dinosaur head on your stomach? Yeah, no. Just no.

"Fuck the SYSTSEM"????

Howling with laughter. God, people are idiots.

Fugly tats

Ceiling eyes. Fugly tits!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 19, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I have one thing to post about Brian McFadden:
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog190808_brian2.jpg

PINK WEARER!!

LOL!!! It says he had a gay bandmate in westlife. Maybe he became a born again cathloc all the sudden or something?

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

If you are going to get a tattoo portrait of family, go to a reputable tattoo artist! That poor little girl's pic looks terrible.

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

Nova: I know! when I saw the boob tattoo it was like OUCH ! TORTURE TIMES!****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"

yepyepyep....armpit?? bottom of the foot? lol...

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by yepyepyep on August 19, 2008 - 6:48pm.

my very bright cousin said she wants to get a tattoo in a place that wont get fat and so small in a place no one can see. So what body part wont gain weight?

Her ovary?

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

The tattoo of the guy(superhero) holding up her boob is effing cool....wouldnt put it on myself, but HA...all i can say is OUCHIE...thinking about having my boob tatted sounds painful. THAT and they say the rib cage is the most painful place to get a tattoo.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

my very bright cousin said she wants to get a tattoo in a place that wont get fat and so small in a place no one can see. So what body part wont gain weight?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Slow newsday much??

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Dear Ceiling Eyes,

No matter how much you show off your fake tittays, I'm still really distracted by your fucked up face.

Love,
NOT IMPRESSED

haha love the tatoo in the lower center!lol!!!

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What are you so afraid of Brian? Is there something your not telling us? Yeah because the first thing I think of when I see a guy in pink is FLAMING HOMO.

As she gets older, all you're gonna be is the tips of Atlas' fingers. It's gonna look like he dislocated his shoulder.

Bry! You dumbass. What would Marky say??? Honestly, Bry, stick to singing & shaging Delta, ok?

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

I remember when i was sitting in the chair with my body modification artist, Ed, trying to make small talk...

Me: "So, is Ed short for Edward?"
Ed: "No, it is short for Oedipus."
Me: " ..................uh, look at the time!"

*walked out the door*

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Submitted by missy on August 19, 2008 - 2:53pm.
hahaha, my friend was fooling around with some dude and when he took off his pants he had this giant BIRD tattooed on his INNER THIGH!! AHAHAHAA! she slept with him, but only that one time because of THE BIRD! hahaha. We refer to him as bird-man, of course.
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My guy has "USMC" tattoo'd right above his yes-yes place. I saw it and I said, "You will never marry me, because you are already married to the Marines." And he said, "That's right."

*facepalm*
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Bird bird, Bird is the word! Caaa Caaaa

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

hahaha, my friend was fooling around with some dude and when he took off his pants he had this giant BIRD tattooed on his INNER THIGH!! AHAHAHAA! she slept with him, but only that one time because of THE BIRD! hahaha. We refer to him as bird-man, of course.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I just read the article and I guess he's kinda saying what I just said, in a completely douchetastic assholey way. God, I fucking hate people that think they're cooler than everyone else. Suck it, fool.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Preppy, straight guys do wear pink. Sorry Brian McFadden, you are wrong.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

What kind of woman would get the 'chickenfucker' tattoo in the 6th pic? Disgusting.

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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

Angel_i. Oh shit, I didn't notice that. Systsem!! Bwahahaha, Never get high w/ your tattoo artist.. Fun, but stupid!

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

LMAO Oklahoma: She does! why you made me looooook!?

why aren't Jodie Marsh's tattoos on that list?
just look at these beauties:

http://www.dlisted.com/files/jodiemarshnewtat.jpg