Yup, It's A Hoax
Sorry to burst your cum bubble, but the supposed Bigfoot found in Georgia by a couple of dumb dumbs is nothing more than a rubber suit that can be bought in any costume shop. SHOCKING!
Two dudes claimed they found the body of Bigfoot in Georgia. They even held a big press conference last Friday where Bigfoot's body failed to show up. The dudes plugged their website and a stupid Bigfoot hunting tour instead.
The owner of SearchingforBigfoot.com, Tom Biscardi, also got played by the two hoaxers. That's pretty fucking ironic since Tom is a Bigfoot hoaxer himself. According to Fox News, Tom paid an "undisclosed sum" to the hoaxers. He also sent a private investigator to Georgia to investigate the body. The PI found nothing more than a Halloween costume.
Tom immediately called the two dudes and they admitted it was all a hoax. They agreed to meet him at a hotel in California. When Tom showed up, they were gone. Bigfoot hoaxers on the run!
Yeah, I know. This is the most unsurprising news of the years. What's with all these fucking hoaxes lately? First came the Montauk Monster and now Bigfoot! Don't even get me started on that Chupacabra bullshit. These dumb bitch hoaxers need to stop playing with my emotions!