Don't Bite The Gayelle!
So this is what gayelles do when they get tanked! They bite on each other's crazy hard abs. Although, Jackie Warner from "Work Out" ain't got shit on Vadge! Vadge has an 8-pack on her ass! Jackie can't beat that.
Jackie celebrated her the big 4-0 with her girlfriend (the chick nibbling on her lezzie meat) and a bunch of other raging homos in Los Angeles the other night. After looking at some of these pictures, I realize that gayelles are just like the gays! We both love kissing and licking on bitches while getting our picture taken. I have at least 50,000 pictures of myself licking on everything from humans to animals to inanimate objects. The places my tongue has been. When I see a camera, my mouth suddenly opens and my tongue comes out. Actually, I think the straights do that too. See! We're all the same!
Here's a few more pics from Jackie's party. Lance Bass showed up! I thought I'd just point that out.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 19, 2008 - 7:53am.
No one else thought it was Lohan nibbling at the belly?
lol
oh, and I've been in shape like that before...and I am no butterface.....
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I too miss those rock hard abs........DAMN YOU BABY #2!!!
Oklahoma!!!
Snowy welcome back
perhaps I should make myself a rule: no reading d-listed 2 hours before to 2 hours after eating.
her stomach is veiny...gross
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 8:55am.
Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?
McMurphy: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
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Bottom left hand picture, nice choke hold...not
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Was she born with that face? it looks like a "plastic surgery gone wrong" face.
That sucking face pic is nast, too. *hurl*
Didn't that one Ex throw a heavy glass at her before when they fought in a bar. I'm surprised this chick didn't do something.. She must be the girly girl in th relationship.. I'd take up for her. I'd be like "hey, wanna take this to bed!" lol
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"Blame it on the London air!"
I haven't the foggiest idea who this is. *sigh* MK, can you post about [semi-]relevant people please!?
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Submitted by r5bales on August 19, 2008 - 7:41am.
I hate drunken party photos. I hate drunks for that matter
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then why are you hanging out with us? your in the wrong place if you dont like drunks.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 11:54am.
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HAHAHAHA You're as young as you feel, Ricki!!!!
LOL
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That puts her at approximately "no pain", ROFL
Good morning, assorted hwat sluuuutz n hooorz!!
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I thought she broke up with that violent, crazy Brazilian. Remember how Jackie went into therapy? And why do I know this? Why do I continue typing? Am I about to type that reality shows aren't real? I think I'm losing my mind.
Isn't that her ex? Are these current photos? Ew. What a psycho. Jackie can do better!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 8:50am.
*bloop*
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At first I thought Lolo was back
LOLO, WHEREFORE ART THOU?!?!?! Wait, no; that's wrong.
I mean, Lolo I want you back.
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♫LoLo come back--
Any kind of fool could see
There was something
In everything about you...
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I'll bet she's the sort of conceited narcissist who goes around asking her friends (even strangers and other random people) to "go ahead, touch my abs!", because she lacks anything interesting or intelligent to say, in much the same way that a little kid at a family barbecue will do cartwheels and ask you to watch them go down the slide while the adults are talking about books and whatnot. Except when little kids do it, it's cute, where as when this 40 year old (!) woman does it, it's just embarrassing for the human race.
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Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 8:51am.
Oh yeah. Nothing says 40 like acting like a 20-year-old Miss Nevada on a bender in the big city for the first time
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HAHAHAHA You're as young as you feel, Ricki!!!!
LOL
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No one else thought it was Lohan nibbling at the belly?
lol
oh, and I've been in shape like that before...and I am no butterface.....
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And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Isn't this whore a little OLD to be acting like a Myspace slut? Jesus.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 19, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 11:50am.
*bloop*
Oh, excuse me!
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How DARE you bloop in public!
*bloop*
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But you just blooped in public, too! You blooping hypocrite!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 8:50am.
*bloop*
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At first I thought Lolo was back
LOLO, WHEREFORE ART THOU?!?!?! Wait, no; that's wrong.
I mean, Lolo I want you back.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 11:50am.
*bloop*
Oh, excuse me!
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How DARE you bloop in public!
*bloop*
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Oh yeah. Nothing says 40 like acting like a 20-year-old Miss Nevada on a bender in the big city for the first time while all your friends take pictures of your "wild craziness" that they will probably post on MySpace. Oh, and Jackie? I think you have enough broken blood vessels in your face that you should consider abstaining from the drink...and investing in some foundation.
I guess Lance couldn't a find a pity-fuck for the evening. Sad.
It's amazing how fucking in shape all of them are. Guess u have to do that when u have butterfaces.
*bloop*
Oh, excuse me!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
WTF??? I can't believe she let that crazy bitch Mimi back into her life!!
am I suppose to know who this is?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Um, yeah that's fu*king nasti!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 19, 2008 - 8:47am.
Jackie appears to be turning into Iggy Pop.
she's got a lust for life
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Wow! She looks way more like a tranny than the actual tranny, from ANTM.
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Jackie appears to be turning into Iggy Pop.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by BobsBB on August 19, 2008 - 10:43pm.
They only let Lance in because they thought he was Ellen
LMAO hooo haaaaa!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
look at me look at me, i'm a lesbian!
*Pamela : that's what I thought too. and I think that's Rebecca in the other pics but I thought that was her nutcase ex also!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
They only let Lance in because they thought he was Ellen. Common mistake - especially back in the NSYNC days.
I have no idea who this and that bite looks painful. I hate public pda I don't mind a little kiss hug hand holding, but full makeout grope is just to much get a fuckin room and get out of my way when I'm on the train.
I hate drunken party photos. I hate drunks for that matter.
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Is that fucking Mimi??? She's dating that crazy chick again?
i just threw up in my mouth. just a little bit.
Do me a fuckin favor, Jackie...get over yourself.
Douche wipe asshole twat.
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Is that Rebecca? I used to like Jackie but you are right, she loves herself waaaaay too much.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
I thought she was a transvestite at first, but now I just think she is full of herself, birthday or not.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
omg omg omg those veins! *barf*
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That IS a girl, right?
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