Don't Bite The Gayelle!
So this is what gayelles do when they get tanked! They bite on each other's crazy hard abs. Although, Jackie Warner from "Work Out" ain't got shit on Vadge! Vadge has an 8-pack on her ass! Jackie can't beat that.
Jackie celebrated her the big 4-0 with her girlfriend (the chick nibbling on her lezzie meat) and a bunch of other raging homos in Los Angeles the other night. After looking at some of these pictures, I realize that gayelles are just like the gays! We both love kissing and licking on bitches while getting our picture taken. I have at least 50,000 pictures of myself licking on everything from humans to animals to inanimate objects. The places my tongue has been. When I see a camera, my mouth suddenly opens and my tongue comes out. Actually, I think the straights do that too. See! We're all the same!
Here's a few more pics from Jackie's party. Lance Bass showed up! I thought I'd just point that out.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 1:08pm.
*peels up side rolls*
FatMartha
You can sit here by me on the fat couch.
Sorry Dlisters, there is only room for two at a time on the fat couch.
*pulls out chocolate cake and hands Martha a fistfull*
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[LMAO right now!]
*squeezes inbetween Clarisse and the arm of the Fat Couch, tries not to let her rolls spill over onto Clarisse's lap*
*takes the rest of the chocolate cake, leaving Clarisse with just a handful* Fanks. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
*wipes chin with her XXXXXL shirt* Deeelicious.
I actually knew this kid in HS who wore size XXXXXL shirts because he had some kind of glandular problem. I felt so bad for him... he had leg braces because his legs couldn't handle all his weight. He was a sweetie though.
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Hi5.
She looks like a mix of Tori Spelling and Chris Crocker(sp?).
40???dang I'm out of shape.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
*peels up side rolls*
FatMartha
You can sit here by me on the fat couch.
Sorry Dlisters, there is only room for two at a time on the fat couch.
*pulls out chocolate cake and hands Martha a fistfull*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
cherryk : which one is the pretty one????????
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"Blame it on the London air!"
*takes all of Okie's leftover bagels*
You know that a bagel is the equivalent of five pieces of bread, right?
*says this as she stuffs her mouth with one hand and scoops a whole tub of cream cheese in with another*
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Hi5.
Oh wow! Lance Bass was there! I mean, I was initially afraid that party looked like a tired ass LA Tuna Sashimi fest but now that I see Lance was there I'm pretty much certain that event was fabulous.
He's the most interesting person I've ever heard of.
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Um, the pretty one is NOT a gayelle. She has a boyfriend when she is not whoring for the reality show, I've seen them zillions of times working out (and making out) at Train in West Hollywood. Though her boyfriend looks pretty girly, it must be said--girlier than Jackie Warner.
Mmmm these bagels are sooo good.. Here try one!!
*giggles*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:26am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 -
I think she may be on vacation times?
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Will we see her in September
Or lose her to a summer love?
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I think you'll see her in September
When the summer's through.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
HAHA FatMartha, you ain't goin no where.. *holds up left wheel*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
*bites Oklahoma back*
Grrr
I bloop in your general direction!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by M.E. on August 19, 2008 - 9:31am.
It IS possible to be lean, toned, firm, in shape and STILL look like a woman, curves and all.
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You mean like my girl Amy?
Go Wino Go!!!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
*looks around at all you skinny bitches*
*narrows eyes, turns her electric wheelchair around and zooms off in a huff*
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Hi5.
Bagel
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Oh, and yeah, i've seen PSL. Hawtie!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
my BMI is 23. I guess I'm a fat ass LOL
I thought she broke up with the Chaka look-a-like. She must have a thing for Land of the Lost characters.
It IS possible to be lean, toned, firm, in shape and STILL look like a woman, curves and all.
Who is the hot girl with the tattoos?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:26am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 -
I think she may be on vacation times?
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Will we see her in September
Or lose her to a summer love?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 19, 2008 - 11:22am.
It's not what I ate, it's what I DIDN'T eat. Only a fully loaded set of bloop marbles could make a sound THAT loud.
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You're right. Just don't aim those bloops in my general direction--the loud ones can be dangerous!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
OH. Hm. I prefer my women to have curves. She's shaped like a 12 year old boy.
Plus, i suspect from careful review of these pics, that there may have been alcohol
involved...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:22am.
Aww, your siggy is playing my song...
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Yes, yes it is...AND i am crying
where is my Lolo?
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I think she may be on vacation times?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 19, 2008 - 9:20am.
I am always hot!
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U R HWAT baby!
:)
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Wait, she's back with her crazy Brazilian ex? I hated that bitch. I like Jackie, but I feel like she's gotten full of herself.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:22am.
Aww, your siggy is playing my song...
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Yes, yes it is...AND i am crying
where is my Lolo?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 12:18pm.
That's nothing! I was up to 50% body fat.
Ooops...never mind.
*jumps on treadmill*
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LMAO! You funny.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I saw a bit of her show once, and found her an unlikeable bitch. This shouldn't come as a surprise, because most fitness freaks annoy me.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 12:16pm.
That was a pretty loud bloop for a secret bloop. GD, woman! What did you eat last night? lol
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It's not what I ate, it's what I DIDN'T eat. Only a fully loaded set of bloop marbles could make a sound THAT loud.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:14am.
lurve that movie
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So do I!
Aww, your siggy is playing my song...
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 19, 2008 - 11:18am.
@Green is Good. Quit pointing at me!!
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ROFL. I'm not pointing, I'm gesturing dramatically for emphasis.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
MrsK, hahahha...the downside was, I was always FREEZING then......I needed some meat back on me....I have always "run hot"......and now, I am back to always wearing tank tops- even in winter- I am always hot!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 9:14am.
lurve that movie
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 19, 2008 - 9:15am.
M.E.:
I was down to 11% body fat for about 2 years
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That's nothing! I was up to 50% body fat.
Ooops...never mind.
*jumps on treadmill*
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
@Greenis Good. Quit pointing at me!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I, too, once had buns of steel and abs of muddled concrete. Damnit, cheese buns, I curse you to hell. Oh no wait, I didn't. I've always have lovely womanly curves. And LOVES 'EM.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT, I see that she looks like a man, but I think that is her face helping- I still looked like a girl- I have always said I would never want to be so muscular, that no one could picture me in a dress....those who have seen my pics will tell you, I didn't look manly......but I definitely see your point.....
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Are we sure she doesn't have a peen stashed in her slacks?
I hate this fucking cunt...she should be illegal.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 19, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
But you just blooped in public, too! You blooping hypocrite!
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I was blooping in secret, you just happened to hear it.
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That was a pretty loud bloop for a secret bloop. GD, woman! What did you eat last night? lol
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
LMAO!!!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
M.E.:
I was down to 11% body fat for about 2 years.....it was insane....I'm glad I gained some weight back though....a)don't want to look like an old hag; b) couldn't stop staring at myself! hahahahaha
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
No one else thought it was Lohan nibbling at the belly?
lol
oh, and I've been in shape like that before...and I am no butterface.....
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I don't know if you can call that in shape. Manly is a more appropriate word.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
But you just blooped in public, too! You blooping hypocrite!
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I was blooping in secret, you just happened to hear it.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Xxyxz.. Hey Baby!! *bites at your abs* mmmmm
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
xxyxz muchas gracias amiga! I missed your funnyness. ;)
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 11:09am.
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Martini: I bet a dime.
McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime. If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Martini: Yes.
McMurphy: You don't understand.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
*holds out arm for snowy*
Who invited Tila (pic 3)
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa