Tuesday, August 19th 2008
Matt And Al Are Graceful Butterflies
This is exactly what your genitals need this morning. Make sure you put a fresh baby wipe over them before watching this video. They will either cry milky tears or barf up yesterday's meal. And you know exactly what I mean by "yesterday's meal." You filthy whore!
Matt Lauer and Al Roker have once again proven why they get paid the big bucks for their work on "Today." This morning they performed a male tandem rhythmic gymnastics routine to Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver." Male tandem gymnastics sounds like what I did last night. I just wish I had some Gary Wright playing in the background.
They should perform this shit at the Closing Ceremony.
P.S. - After seeing Al Roker in spandex, I can never look at a peanut the same way again.
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Submitted by FireCat on August 19, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
hahaa, Brian Williams
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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I loved it! I agree with Stoney on the hilarious editing... and every time I've encountered any of them, they've been perfectly pleasant. I love the Today Show, I can't help it! The 4th hour with Kathie Lee and Hoda or Yoda or whateverthefuck her name is is hilarious, too.
Warmed my black heart. And I loved Brian Wiliam's cameo... hee hee hee!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
that was hee hee-larious.
2 minutes of my life i can never get back...and i have nothing to show for it...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I can't understand why the executives at these morning shows always make their stars do this crap. It's demeaning. They made Al Roker eat scorpions, too. ABC is no better, some bitch on there was being made to eat that shit as well. Maybe it's payback for the ridiculous salaries they pull down; the execs have to have the last laugh and show power over their slaves. I'm still trying to decide if I would make a fool of myself for a multi-million dollar contract, and the answer is more likely yes than no.
I would hit matt.
Submitted by Mopa on August 19, 2008 - 11:15am
@mopa: That site is an overload of ooey gooey sweetness...scary.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Props for remaining straight-faced through that. I'd have laughed.
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Those bitches have nothing on Will Ferrell!
That's like the best part of Old School. Especially when Vince Vaughn's on the rings with the cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Damn I love that movie. Cheeeesssseeee!
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Years ago SNL did a skit about swimming at the Olympics that had Martin Short as a semi-retarded guy with floaties on both arms - often copied but never any skits as funny as that (as this shows.)
Wow.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
gawd dayum some of yous need to get a f'in sense of humor....
uhhhmmmm, what about just reporting the news... huh?! you posting on a site that worships the tactless and tasteless. what the f@$k do you expect?!
No way am I watching that! Are you trying to kill us, Michael? Just the words "Al Roker" and "spandex" in the same sentence made my stomach do a little pukey-flop.
"yesterday's meal" = leches viejas!
Kacky- Get the Fuck out Eastern Star!
Rainbow Girl ovah here!
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Can't Al buy some socks that match?
Friggin' hilarious!!! I can't believe they get these two to do this crazy $h!t!!! Did you see them on the bobsled at the winter olympics, or synchronized swimming back in Athens??? These two always give much needed comic relief!
Mopa : OMG too cute but in the bigger pics they remind me of Al Roker in his spandex spanx!****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 19, 2008 - 11:11am.
Yep, I got the pic here:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/this-just-in-ti.html
That was fucking funny! Matt was moving like he was taking the whole thing seriously which he probably was! I liked the Brian Williams cameo too.
Mopa : are those baby platypus? platypussies? platypi? what's the plural? they are too cute.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
This corny shit is the exact reason I started watching the CBS morning show when Couric left. If America likes this crap, then America are bunch of fucking bozos.
I'm no fan of Al Roker. He's a racist fuck. If I hear him do one more Chinese joke or insulting Chinese language immitation, I'm going to punch the tv. Can't stand that over-inflated egomaniac.
I remember when Matt Lauer looked younger. That was probably just last year, though.
At one point, Al really looks like he's gotta take a mega-shit.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Genius. Getting a sense of humour, folks.
*laughs like a loon* I"m sorry but that was fucking hysterical because it was so pathetic.
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Hi5.
What the fuck was that? Arent these Dickbags supposed to be news anchors???
Submitted by Mopa on August 19, 2008 - 8:46am.
Btw, what the fuck happened to just covering real news?
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Even though ITA with you I have to say I love Matt, Al, Meredith and Ann.
I just do.
*runs away and hides*
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Nervenzusammenbruch
I love Dream Weaver, so I'm just going to close my eyes and listen.
Btw, what the fuck happened to just covering real news? All this stupid shit these morning programs and other news programs do just seems so desperate and sad to me.It's like they will do absolutely anything to get attention, no matter how stupid.
I just know there is actual imporant news that can be covered that could take up hours, no matter how long NBC decides they need to have the Today program on every day.
I was expecting that to be goofy and lame, and vaguely offensive (so gay!). But it was actually sweet and funny.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
btw al roker's face looks weird, did he get some work done or what?
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haha that was funny
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Maybe there's something wrong with me, but I thought that was hilarious. Whoever edited that shit had a sense of humor! From the bored Russians and the choreography to Elfie and Tim expressions, I truly enjoyed that piece! I think they did a good job, and I am a critical biotch.
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o fuck. well there you go. two dick holes.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
imagine if it was the old fat Al?****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Hahahahaha! That was the most awesome thing I have ever seen. Just the look on their faces! "Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. Coonnnnnnnncentrate. Just spin it. Ok, now frolic around in a circle. Good. FOCUS. Ok, now dance on your tippy toes. You're so graceful, self."
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
ahahaha that made my day! Can't believe they could keep a straight face throughout?
I'm sure that was the result of MONTHS of practice!
No wonder Katie bolted.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
That looked like something I would have organized for talent night at my Eastern Star chapter. Scary to think people are getting their daily news offa this show.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
*head meet desk*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
stupid yet funny in a mind numbing sort of way
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
The only good thing about that was the song.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
LOL so stoooooopit!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Can someone strap these 2 worthless egomaniacs to the hood of a car and send it over a cliff?