Tuesday, August 19th 2008
Morning Wood
The Jonas Brothers new wax statues will be covered in tween slobber by the end of the week. Trust. - SOW
Donnie Wahblerg and his wife file for divorce on the same day - Celebitchy
Hilary Duff is wearing a ring on her wedding finger which means she's totally engaged. Right? - A Socialite's Life
Twit and Twat will marry on live TV. Wake me when their execution is going to be on live TV. - Mollygood
What in Vicodin hell is Paula Abdul wearing? Speaking of Vicodin, anybody got one? - I'm Not Obsessed
Those Hanson hos have strong spermies - ICYDK
MiserAlba's return to the red carpet. And she's smiling :( - Popoholic
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Submitted by The C word on August 19, 2008 - 9:10am.
The Jonas Brother with the pseudo-fro and the sideburns needs to read the comments about John Stamos’ mullet.
Cuz those are the same comments he’s going to get in about 20 years with that hair.
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20 years? I thought that Jonas dork was ALREADY getting comments like that.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I must admit I have a shameful crush on the Jonas Brothers. They're cute, and dare I say it? WHOLESOME. I never thought I'd see the day I found wholesomeness attractive, but that day has come. :(
Submitted by missy on August 19, 2008 - 10:11am.
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What up,Missy?
I would've been all over those pills 3 years ago!
I'm on Suboxone now.
But I still do "other stuff"sometimes.
Jonas Brothers - About as processed as my Oscar Meyer balogna.
T&T Wedding - Eat a dick, lick a scrote and get divorced soon. Thanks.
Alba - Once a shallow twat, always a shallow twat.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by its six thirty ... on August 19, 2008 - 9:10am.
dont fuck with me
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OKIE!!! dude im gonna e you..
OnT: morning wood.. mmmmmmmm
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
yep. i got your vicodin. 180 of em. any takers?
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
The Jonas Brother with the pseudo-fro and the sideburns needs to read the comments about John Stamos’ mullet.
Cuz those are the same comments he’s going to get in about 20 years with that hair.
Off Topic: Laurence Fishburn is going to be on CSI (the original one).
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I'm trying to correct this.
DeeDee!! Cyber-jinx. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
*throws Vicodin in MK's mouth* Eat up!!
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
LMAO IG! I was just going to post the same thing!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
How did I know that the Twit and Twat link was going to be about Spencer and Heidi? And moreover, why did I click on it?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
The Jonas Brothers annoy me almost as much as Miley Cyrus. They're ugly and don't have any talent. Like I said before... even N*Sync was better than them. Why would we want the youngest one, who probably hasn't even gone through puberty yet, to yodel and crack his way through a song? I will never understand the attraction of these losers.
That said, I would marry one of them without a prenup.
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