JLo Doesn't Get It
JLo was on "Good Morning America" yesterday to talk about how she's training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. Some nosy bitch on the set of the morning show told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo just doesn't understand why everyone is talking about "that swimmer" and not about her!
The nosy bitch went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
JLo is fucking right! Michael Phelps is known for being a superhuman who pretty much conquered the impossible, and JLo is known for being a former Fly Girl with a fat ass. Our priorities are all fucked up! JLo should be the one getting all the attention. Shame on us! And shame on NBC for devoting hours and hours to Phelps instead of JLo. Shit, Debbie Phelps shouldn't be in Beijing! She should be in Malibu, preparing to cheer on JLo! We all should.
There's just one little problem though. I don't think any of us really give a fuck about JLo!
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This is EXACTLY why I hate this pretentious cunt!
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She should send some taco flavored kisses to Phelps.
I love how this post came right after the Phelps one! But yeah, what she should be doing is challenging Phelps in the triathlon, just to show the world how much more relevant of an athlete she is.
Ha, I haven't been talking about either of them!
Jeez, people! JLo is the most important person in the world! Some lesser being winning 8 gold medals is of no importance. Now get the goddamn white candles and flowers and bow, you sniveling surfs!
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Why is she "training" in full makeup?
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J.Lo, SHUT UP. You don't matter anymore!
GRRRRRRR......egomaniac.
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And I think Maid in Manhattan was the last JeLo flick ANYONE watched... lessee, pulling up wiki... yup. All flops and never-seens since then. And you can tell how far her "career" has fallen that she's being rumored for a part in "Austin Powers 4."
Submitted by Sensimina on August 19, 2008 - 9:20am.
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Earth to JLo: Just because you fucked and sucked your way through every Wayans brother and every cock that could potentially boost your career, doesn't mean anyone else gives a shit about it! Go sit on your fat fucking ass and watch Anaconda to relive your heyday. Have a slave peel the candy coating off some M&Ms and contemplate the miracle of your IVF DT Twins, because no one else will. You were annoying then and you're nothing but a fat busted 40-something with a melted face.
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She's wearing fucking huge-ass hoops and fake eyelashes to train???? lmfaoooooooo
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I love her heavy "no-makeup look" make-up for her workout.
What ricki lake said.
No-talent never-was. And a complete bitch, to boot.
can't wait to see how J Who tries to spin this one.
Oops, wait a minute, I'm not done with this pig. I hate JLo so much. What an untalented, entitled pig. What's even more brazen in thinking her fatass "sports achievement" is more important than Michael Phelps' is that THIS PIG HAS NOT EVEN HAD A CAREER FOR YEARS. I seriously think the last movie I saw her in was Maid in Manhattan. What an unlikable bitch. And she's a pig. A piggy bitch. I'm sorry, I just can't call this pig a pig enough times.
J.Lo has given me too many reasons to hate her...despite my previous worshiping her as a flygirl (I used to be a dancer). The video from "Jenny from the Block" really pushed me over the edge and its only gotten worse since...
Totally believe it. Stupid fat ass has been.
I'm all for a good laugh, but I REALLY don't believe this story. You know that JLO doesn't even know about the existence of the "swimmer". She probably doesn't even know that the Olympics is going on right now.
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"Waaaaahhhh they're talking about some ugly swimmer who broke world records and got gold medals, when they should talk about ME running half a mile after having babies I never see! THE NERVE! DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?!"
Why does this shit not surprise me. I read something on that waitress website about her being a total bitch and actually farting in the waitresses face after she dropped her fork. It's such an incredible story that it's probably true.
Cunt.
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How could you not know that dudes name. If she wanted to go on there and talk about oh IDK, training, she should have come prepared.. Dumb ass!
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I never got it. Why was she famous? her acting sucks, her dancing is bleh, and her singing is worse...why by the Cock of Phelps was she famous?
Pride goeth before a fall. At least when she falls, her moon ass will cushion her.
Ugh, can this woman be any more unlikeable?
She needs to stay on The Swimmer's good side. She may need to borrow money from him one day.
On one hand, I'm sick of hearing about Michael Phelps. On the other hand, I'm sick of this vapid, soul sucking cunt who is WAY past her shelf life.
Phelps wins!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Well, hell has frozen over. Something has actually made me like Michael Phelps.
Jenny, please do us all a favor and go back to the block so someone can clip you in a drive-by.
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LMFAO!
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I will try that !
What a ho! She is almost as self-absorbed as Paris Hilton, and has even less of an excuse to be. It's not like she was born with a mink-covered spoon in her mouth. Why couldn't Piddy have shot her (and then himself) in that nightclub incident?
She should try out for the Cuntathon. She's a shoe-in to take home the gold for that.
*jaw drops* GUYS I just discovered something really important! If you fill a styrofoam cup about 1/4 of the way with water, then put it over your mouth and suck the air out, the water gets bubbly!!!
These are the important things that I do at my internship.
What are we talking about again?
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
J who?
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Debbie Phelps needs to start training so she can kick JLo’s ass in that triathlon.
(edit cuz I cain't spell)
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There's just one little problem though. I don't think any of us really give a fuck about JLo!
You're right MK, we don't.
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I hear part of her training is bench pressing Skelator.
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Oh NAH SHE DIH-ENT!!!!
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This ho is deranged. Media whore extraordinare! Maybe her next bright idea will be to leave Marc Anthony for 'that swimmer'. 'That swimmer' is gonna be very rich. Hey, maybe he's an ass man...
There's just one little problem though. I don't think any of us really give a fuck about JLo!
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Just when you think this twat can't possibly be any more pretentious and self-absorbed, she tops herself. Ugh.
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Sadly-I think the source tells the truth 'bout this ho'.
AHahahahahahaaa!!
If this is true it's exactly what I'd expect from her. I'm surprised she's even aware of the olympics at all. After all, it's not about her!
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Hmmm... funny how in my mind's eye, JLo's ass just got a bit bigger and Phelps's face just got a little less fug.
Keep talking, dumbass.
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