Christina Applegate Is Cancer-Free!
Over two weeks ago, we got the sad news that Christina Applegate was battling a form of breast cancer. Well, she's in the clear! In an interview airing on "Good Morning America" tomorrow, Christina said, "I'm clear. Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." Thank Buck Bundy!
Christina was able to catch it early thanks to a doctor ordered MRI. She said that when she first found out she "was so mad and I -- I just remember I was -- I was just shaking - and then also immediately, I had to go into... 'take-care-of-business-mode,' which was ... I asked them, 'What do I do now? What - what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?"'
She quickly started calling around to find someone to teach her how to live macrobiotically. Does that mean she can only eat seeds, grass and berries? Can you at least drink booze on a macrobiotic diet? It's made out of natural shit, right? Just say yes!
UPDATE: Christina said she underwent a double mastectomy, even though the cancer was detected it only one breast. She said, "My decision, after looking at all the treatment plans that were possibilities for me, the only one that seemed the most logical and the one that was going to work for me was to have a bilateral mastectomy. So basically I had a prophylactic double mastectomies. I didn't want to go back to the doctors every four months for testing and squishing and everything. I just wanted to kind of be rid of this whole thing for me. This was the choice that I made, and it was a tough one." She didn't undergo chemotherapy.
Phew! I'm happy to hear that Christina is going to be alright. Let's all celebrate by getting off of our fat asses and doing the "Bundy Bounce" in her honor. And don't forget to say, "The newwwwwww Allante" while doing it! Clip below (skip to 9:18):
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It's great news to hear anyone beating cancer and The Bundy Credo: "Hooters,hooters yum,yum yum...hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb".
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Not only Kelly B but Tia Carrere, Ginger & that chick from Tool Time! That was a whole lotta 90s hot!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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Word. If Christina is banking on being cured because the docs think they got it all in the surgery, she's really gambling.
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That's great news for Christina!
God I love Married with Children. This show and The Simpsons helped nuture my love of snark!
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Britney: "Omigah, once I thought I had them breast cancers and flipped out, but then realized it was just a cheeto that dropped on mah boobies."
Awesome news!
Good for her! I loved when Kelly used to prounounce JFK as "jffckk".
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
That is good news.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
She's close friends with Gwyneth, who eats the Macrobiotic diet. MK, I think you can drink Organic wine, if that helps, lol! I know Gwyneth was seen drinking wine before.
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Yay!!! Good for her - I hope she stays healthy, too.
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that was some quick cancer. I'm still waiting to go over my CAT scan results with my doctor from going to emergency hospital about 2 months ago.....
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