Bethasaurus Is Knocked Up And Married!
Beth Stolarczyk from "The Real World: Los Angeles" and countless "Real World/Road Rules Challenges" got hitched over the weekend in Santa Monica to some real estate developer named Matt Ciriello. Not only is she a married woman, but she's also carrying a baby Bethasaurus in her belly.
I can't believe that someone actually married this crazy bitch! Did he have a gun to his head? If Tami from The Real World were here, she should scream, "It wasn't not funny!"
Beth told UsWeekly, “I have never been happier in my life. We are over the moon. I was not expecting to be pregnant on my wedding day, but then I’ve always done things a little controversial." Beth's baby girl is due this December.
You better believe pregnancy isn't going to keep her from doing another RR/RW Challenge. She's going to get out there, huge belly and all. Nothing keeps Beth from the cameras!
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She's passing on the crazy. That being said - Beth always made the "challenges" fun. You never knew what her crazy ass was going to do next.
Goddamn that's a hideous wedding dress.
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She wrapped wallpaper around herself.
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That's not an unflattering dress. That's an unflattering photoshop. Either that or she's holding that dress out two feet in front of her.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She looks upholstered.
So, she's marrying a real estate developer? Isn't that an iffy career nowadays, with all the empty unsold residential and commercial real estate languishing on the market?
That is the most unflattering dress. People always made fun of Beth (I never saw her season) but out of all those dumbf-cks on the show I think she was the only one with a real job. She may be annoying as hell and have the puffiest, reddest face but at least she was smart.
You'd expect her to be with some nasty guy but I remember seeing her husband at the RW Awards show and he wasn't that bad looking, not my cup of tea but not someone you'd expect to be with Beth.
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the Irish guy was one of the better cast members from Season 2, Kentucky guy was so obnoxious
And forget "it wasn't not funny"....the real winner of that season was "That's why you got them nasty ass, hairy ass pimples on your face. Cause you deserve them!"
How is that possible? Aren't all her Eggo's dried up? I thought that was why she was so intolerable on all the challenges; menopause.
Submitted by wildcatgrrl on August 18, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Beth was on Season 2 in L.A. Puck was on Season 3 in San Francisco.
I know this because I watched it religiously back in the day, especially Season 2. I hated Jon Brennan. I hated that they found the most backward-ass fucker in Kentucky to represent us all. He said he wasn't used to seeing black people because he was from Kentucky. No, it was because of the PART of Kentucky he was from. Ignorant ass.
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oh FUCK, I remember that hayseed, too! Thought for a whole decade all of Kentucky was nothing but donkey-toofed aw-shucksing dick heads like him until I visited.
is this that chick who wanted DESPERATELY to be a SERIOUS actress back in Real World LA? Because I always remember feeling REALLY sorry for her cause of her sledgehammer face and hatchet-job auditions.
Beth was on Season 2 in L.A. Puck was on Season 3 in San Francisco.
I know this because I watched it religiously back in the day, especially Season 2. I hated Jon Brennan. I hated that they found the most backward-ass fucker in Kentucky to represent us all. He said he wasn't used to seeing black people because he was from Kentucky. No, it was because of the PART of Kentucky he was from. Ignorant ass.
Oh, lord. I remember this heffa.
And I thought I was rid of her forever...damn you reality TV!!!!
(And to the one who asked: yes, we first saw this heffa on the RW with PUCK in it. He's a truck driver now, living in LA with his wife and two kids, and avoiding the spotlight. Who'd have thunk that PUCK would be NORMAL while this crazy bitch went gun-crazy for the spotlight?!)
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I don't like to use the word hate, so I'll say I can't stand this bitch!
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HA HA HA HA only you MK would remember "It wasn't...NOT...FUNNY!!!!"
I don't have any recollection of Beth really. What the hell season was that, season 2? 3? What the Puck?
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Isn't Beth like 50?
I'm so glad I'm outta the loop on this one, I have no idea who this cow is...that's how much I care about MTV these days. Sad, used to watch it non-stop in the 90s when they used to play music videos.
Your face!
I've never heard of her and I do not like her.
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What a fug ass ugly ass 80's prom wedding dress. Fat hippo. Poor daughter of hers.
She's 5 months preggo here and trying to hide it by wearing that gawdawful dress and standing with her hands on her hips. Or whatever is left of her hips.
She's got Sienna Miller head too...fix your hair girl!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 7:22pm.
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She had lots of work done over the course of the challenges. Her nose, lips and boobs in particular.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
That mermaid cut is very unforgiving even on the most perfect bodies. Not Hot
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Oh, they used to play that 'it wasn't not funny' episode constantly! The one where everyone acted like she almost got raped. That was so tame compared to the molest-a-fest that the Real World turned it to.
offtopic: The Saget Roast was hilarious! When Cloris was like 'Hey, you, the fat one. No, you, the ugly fat one' Loved it!
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
I would never get married while i was pregnant...oh wait...i did. Nevermind. Damn...lol.
Such a stoner i am...lol.
(i was 6 mos gone with twins when my hubby and i decided on a civil ceremony at the courthouse. I only wanted to rant that i would never try to squeeze my preggo ass into a wedding dress...tacky.)
Beth was a MAJOR bitch and a half.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Ahhmmm no idea who she is. Back to discuss Michael Phelp's peen....
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Uh, who is this chick?
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Not the best dress for her; looks like she got rolled in toliet paper or something.
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Did she have surgery or something? I recognized the name but had to look at old pics to remember which one she was. Homegirl looks totally different.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Damn I remeber watching the Real World and MTV when it actually used to be watchable. I miss the 90s :(
Me too!
And this dumb ho is relevant because...
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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!
I've come across this chick a couple of different times since living in Los Angeles and I didn't think she was all that bad. I think she gets a bad rep on tv. Someone has to stick up for Bethasaurus.
Ugh, not this bitch. Hopefully the kid wont have her dirty mole.
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That dress is all kinds of fucking fug and cheap looking. You just know she bought it on sale for $29.99. My eyes can't take so much elegance!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 6:50pm
I did, loved Cloris Leachman, "I didn't come to roast Bob Saget, I came to fuck John Stamos"
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Who?
Off topic:
Anyone watch Bob Saget's Roast last night???
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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I have no idea who this is.
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Dick happens! - MK
Look at this stuff; isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? looking around here you'd think, sure, she's got everything...
All she needs now is some irridescent sequins and that dress is 100 percent 1986 mermaid hell.
Damn I remeber watching the Real World and MTV when it actually used to be watchable. I miss the 90s :(
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
why can't it be "over the sun" or over the "eclipse" or in this case "over the coo-coo's nest."
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
God help her husband. He's gonna need a miracle to survive this chick.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Why does it always have to be "over the moon"? why can't it be "over the sun" or over the "eclipse" or in this case "over the coo-coo's nest."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I am calling a moratorium on the phrase, "over the moon". Who says that? GAH!
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that is not a flattering dress