Kate Hudson Needs To Take A Breather

LMAO @ "Her vagina seriously needs to tour the vineyards of Napa, take a yoga ....." & "Kate Hudson's Vagina Checks Into Cedars-Sinai for Exhaustion."

I love her vest/shirt thingy.

*runs away*

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Dick happens! - MK

"so it's no surprise that she's going in for seconds."

Wouldn't this be thirds?

Why the hell would Owen Wilson take her back? I had seen interviews with him around the time Wedding Crashers came out and he was a definite player. (It must be the nose) She must have been really great in bed.

Oh God, another one afraid of being alone. She should do a gayelle luv triangle with Sammy boy & Lilo.

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She goes from peen to peen because she fears being alone. I guess that it'd be crippling to reflect upon yourself and realize how boring you are.

Regardless, she still needs to take a breather and figure out who she is.

Meh. We've all done booty calls...errr haven't we? *looking around nervously*

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why does she always look like shes saying "i farted?" is that supposed to be cute? sexy? i dont get it...

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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King

She needs to calm down. Her vadge might turn on her and get bitchy. And when her hotbox finally up and dies, the obit will read:

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the poor penises she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her host Ho Body can say her last goodbye. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, KATE'S BITCH ASS VAGINA!.
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I think she looks easy-going average and plays likable characters (always). I don't immediately ahte her like some of the other plastic tarts.

Submitted by yiooooooo on August 18, 2008 - 4:11pm.
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I agree with you. She's average-ish.
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Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 6:10pm

Well, now see, at least they wouldn't be hworin' now would they.
Ima waitin' for one of them to go after Paris' dude, NOW THAT'S PAY PER VIEW right there.

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whats all the hype about Kate Hudson??? She is ok looking that picture proves it , her acting is ok , I have only seen on of her movies I think "How to loose a guy in ten days " or something like that and the movie was stupid but ok , Can someone tell me why does she get so much attention apart from being a skank??

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Bradi!
Never! You know a whore would never trust another whore!

They would never get any whorin done! They be on their cellies all day "You fuckin my man?" "No! You fuckin MY man??" "Bitch you best not be anywheres near my man!"

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She needs to go to Sex Addicts Anonymous. That's what it boils down to. When she can't find any new dick she has to go back to familiar dick.
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Submitted by mike on August 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.

So many people are absolutely clueless when it comes to relationships
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I know! Whatever happened to learning from your mistakes. Is that out of fashion?
Do the words "live and learn" mean NOTHING to this man?
Sigh, it's like my dead mama used to say:
The rocks in his head fill the holes in hers.

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Nervenzusammenbruch

So when are her and Sienna going to become bff's?

Two hwores, one bloop.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I totally agree with MK, she needs to calm the fuck down. She is fast becoming a joke.

Reading this article totally just gave me De Ja Vu...seriously! Scary.

P.S. Kate Hudson is a WHORE....carry on =-)

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Kate, leave Owen allllloooooooooooooooooonnnneeeee!!!!!!

I guess so Manimal. Wouldn't the yes-yes hole be lucy-goosy by now?

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When the wind blows, do her curtains flap?

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

She's dated a few people. I hardly think she's some big whore.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 18, 2008 - 5:49pm.

I think her yes-yes hole never says no-no.

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I don't understand her appeal. Is her yes-yes hole like a Hoover or something?

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wonder if she has names for her pet crabs?

Chris to Owen to Lance ... Tinkers to Evers to Chance.

She's looking for another triple play!
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Does she smile like a chipmunk, or is it me? IMO, anyone that dates Lance Armstrong is an idiot, Owen needs to run away, and fast.

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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

She is hot to trot!

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

So many people are absolutely clueless when it comes to relationships.

A penis nose with peyronie's disease

"Exhaustion" would be the least of her problems. I'm amazed her vayjayjay hasn't fallen out yet.

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Come on, Owen! Jeez. Show some spine, man! Kick this ho to the curb already.

Owen Wilson!??! Really???? He has a penis nose!!!! A penis nose!!!!!

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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I wonder if by now her vagina is 6 degrees away from Goldie Hawns vagina??

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hahahaha. yeah you know it is. gross.

get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~

Good Lawd...I totally called this one. Her fucking twat can't sit still for two seconds. I hope Owen is wise enough not to fall for her again. BARF

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

"vaginamatized"? I thought it was called twatmatized. Or has that phrase been retired?

I wonder if by now her vagina is 6 degrees away from Goldie Hawns vagina??