Kate Hudson Needs To Take A Breather
I really should have titled this is "Kate Hudson's Vagina Needs To Take A Breather." Seriously, it's working overtime!
Kate has basically effed her way through most of Hollywood and NYC, so it's no surprise that she's going in for seconds. A source told Star Magazine that Kate has been burning up Owen Wilson's cell phone. Bitch wants a boot-ay call.
The source said, "He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her." Owen's friends are afraid that he's going to fall for her again! Vaginamatized! "It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt," said the source.
Honestly, I'm more worried for Kate Hudson's vagina than I am for Owen's soul. Her vagina seriously needs to tour the vineyards of Napa, take a yoga class, read poetry or anything else that will calm it down. It's been working it to the pelvic bone.
I'm afraid that the next headline I read about Kate Hudson will be: "Kate Hudson's Vagina Checks Into Cedars-Sinai for Exhaustion."
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where does this ridiculous notion that she is so slutty comes from?? she probably has dated fewer men than half the skanks talking shit on this board...
first of all, none of you know her, why judge so harshly?? i dont follow... What has she done to you other than make you feel bad about yourself without even trying because she is gorgeous and successful and rich and did it with actual talent?
you dont know shit about how she raises that kid, so stop picking her apart already! its really sickening how bitter some of you sound.
im not even religious but you should all be able to read this and rethink your ignorant and obtuse comments:
let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
judgemental losers.
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kate hudson looks amazing! she always looks gorgeous and stunning and it always manages to seem effortless!!!!
girl gotta do something to waste time between box office flops.
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Submitted by Lor on August 19, 2008 - 6:42am.
as are most humans these days, homo or hetero...
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You should'nt talk Michael, homosexuals are notoriusly promiscuous
why hasn't john mayer and kate hudson slutted it up with each other yet?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
"Kate Hudson's Vagina Checks Into Cedars-Sinai for Exhaustion."
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
Making fun of desperate ho's is fun!
Incidently, I am still getting those stupid W mags in the mail...I give them to my landlord.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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She is so desperate it's gross.
Luckily, Chris Robinson has 100 percent custody of their child.
I am glad she turned down the Spiderman role. Kiki Dunst laughed all the way to the bank.
You know I've been sitting on the fence about Kate Hudson for a while now, but I think my opinion has now officially become that she's a desperate hosebag.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 18, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I wonder if Kate has fucked any of the same dudes as her mother?
Oh yeah. This is Hollywood -- one big convention of incestuous fuckery, where everyone dates everybody that everyone else has dated.
Tell me, was she this much of a slutbag before her marriage, or is this just a post-marriage I-can't-be-alone-so-I'll-date-anything-with-a-peen thing?
Not that it mattered so much then, because she didn't have a kid who is gonna be screwed up because of Mommy. Slut around if you must while you're childless and single, but once you have a kid it's unforgivable to introduce them to a new "daddy" every week.
Manimal, you are missing my point. If you scroll down, you'll see I said if she didn't have Ryder, I wouldn'' care who or how many she fucks. But she IS a Mom, and she introduces these guys to Ryder after a couple of weeks. It is so unhealthy for that child.......how heartbroken he must be, every few months.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:30pm.
I forgot she's a mom, but her affluence affords her the luxury of being able to fuck around at will. Her mom isn't married and maybe that's not that important to her at this time in her life.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Leatherette, I'd be shredding a father for this too.....selfish, selfish people.
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oh no worries, I got it -- it's the whole idea of some parents who seem to excuse themselves bothering to see it through their kids' eyes for one second just to get some that irks me. That's another reason I'm glad I don't want to have kids, because once you have them, you really have to re-think the "first me" thing from the floor up.
Leatherette, I'd be shredding a father for this too.....selfish, selfish people.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
but yeah, Kate Hudson = vastly overrated Hollywood legacy twatzilla.
Submitted by Hekki on August 18, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "If Kate didn't have a 4 year old son, I wouldn't give a shit WHO or how many she fucked. But she exposes her child to these men, and he gets devastated each time they leave."
Totally agree.
No, it's not fair that there's a double standard, but that's the downside of being a woman. There's plenty of upside, so whatever. Sometimes you have to stifle your impulses in order to serve your child's best interest.
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I know it usually happens to women because married or single, they're usually the ones stuck with the child-rearing, but I've known dick ass single dads who expose their kids to revolving door mommy audtions, too. It's fucked up either way.
Hi Manimal! Did you know that I can't stand Kate Hudson? That I think she is totally overrated as an actress in "Almost Famous"? Anyone could have played that part.....
As for her being a Mom, she infuriates me.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "If Kate didn't have a 4 year old son, I wouldn't give a shit WHO or how many she fucked. But she exposes her child to these men, and he gets devastated each time they leave."
Totally agree.
No, it's not fair that there's a double standard, but that's the downside of being a woman. There's plenty of upside, so whatever. Sometimes you have to stifle your impulses in order to serve your child's best interest.
"It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt," said the source.
I think it all depends on what sex positions they use...hanging up side down from chandelier could hurt a little...but so good.
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This chicks vagina must be made of teflon. Her couchie is like a revolving door...I mean, take a breath!!! On the other hand, I guess she's doing her and what she chooses to do with her vagina is none of my business.
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Damn, he should just stay away, she's a slut and a half. Can't she be alone for a sexond (typo i am SO keeping!)?
Your face!
Submitted by watch me boogie on August 18, 2008 - 10:54pm.
"He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her."
The fuck? Who even talks like that?
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yep, publicist...or someone put a mic to his cock cause you know it was going "FUCK IT, FREE PUSSY!!!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Leatherette, I have to say, the more you post, the more I like the way you think.
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ah, babe, flattery will get you -- EVERYWHERE ;D
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"He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her."
The fuck? Who even talks like that?
(Answering own question: Publicists, of course.)
Leatherette, I have to say, the more you post, the more I like the way you think.
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I'll idealize, and realize, that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid; And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
ah YES - the single mom angle makes me SO happy I have no desire for rug rats.
SERIOUSLY, esp with her money - is it THAT HARD to keep your booty calls seaparate from your kids?
though she has gross taste in men, I can sympathize. Sometimes my vaginer just goes on a buck wild tear.
and it don't stop till my WHOLE body drop!
If Kate didn't have a 4 year old son, I wouldn't give a shit WHO or how many she fucked. But she exposes her child to these men, and he gets devastated each time they leave. I worked for a single Mom who did the same thing, and she fucked that kid up.
She's an asshole.
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
I can't hate on Kate for this. Hey, at least she's out gettin' hers and totally not giving a fuck what anyone thinks, unlike Jennifer WAAAAAAHHHH-niston who is clingier than a dryer full of static. Ol'Kate's gettin' more than me right now...go'head, mama, and get that kitty-cat eaten while there's still eatin' to be done. No shame in the game, girl.
I have to state the obvious: Christian Bale (f'example) has probably had more pussy than the ladies' room at Penn Station, yet he's universally acclaimed as a "stud" and the hotness. Hell, even in here, we fight over who gets him first should his wife lose her marbles and divorce him (keep in mind I'll shank a bitch without blinking twice! NYer born and raised -- I saw him first! ;-] ).
But Kate Hudson -- single, young, reasonably attractive, ability to communicate in basic Valley Girl speak of appx. 900 words, opposable thumbs, in a word NORMAL female who happens to act -- gives her chocha a workout -- lets the coochie sneeze, if you will -- is considered a filthy whore.
The only thing I have hate in my heart for Kate for is her being the Yoko Ono of the Black Crowes. That she can't act means she's like the vast majority of Hollywood (let's talk about the breadth of characters Heather Locklear has played, shall we? Or how about picturing Katie -- sorry, KATE -- Holmes as Desdemona in the Shakespeare in the Park version of Othello? We'll get Kanye West in the title role for THAT guaranteed-barn-burner, I tell you...), so whatever for that.
Bottom line: she's fuckin'. Good for her.
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Her meat curtains have morphed into a turnstyle. How many miles are on this village bicycle now anyway? Damn this human mattress.
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Owen is so high all the time what does he care?
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Her vagina is like carlsbad caverns at this point!
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I saw her kid tonight on his dad's shoulders with some chic with long brown hair walking up 6th ave and Houston. Whateves
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Hey Grace! All good, you? I am a bit jealous of Kate's active vagina....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I, too, worry for Kate's vagina and the destruction it seems to leave in its wake. Brrrrrr...spooooky.
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Submitted by Deb on August 18, 2008 - 6:51pm
Hey Deb, how's everythang? :)
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"Honestly, I'm more worried for Kate Hudson's vagina than I am for Owen's soul. Her vagina seriously needs to tour the vineyards of Napa, take a yoga class, read poetry or anything else that will calm it down. It's been working it to the pelvic bone."
MK - this is classic -- funny funny stuff! <3
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When I was a young teen, I was so into her dad and uncles. They had a comedy-variety show. Her dad is on the left.
http://www.stuckinthe70s.com/images/tb1274hudsonspu.jpg
I remember seeing them perform at Hershey Park! God, I'm an old geek!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 18, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Ralph's should hire this woman as the face for their Plain Wrap white bread. Even her name is dull and generic.
LOL! And better make that FLAT bread!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I wonder if Kate has fucked any of the same dudes as her mother?
And...Poor Ryder must be totally confused. He will grow up to pump and dump too, because he has no solid role model.
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Ralph's should hire this woman as the face for their Plain Wrap white bread. Even her name is dull and generic.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I don't know if I believe this. It's from the Star, so I take it with a huge grain of salt.
That's a cute top. Too bad she killed it with those stupid low-rise jeans.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
She's cute when she covers up those jug ears.
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She looks retarded in that picture.
Does she do movies anymore, or does she just do guys?
I was hoping she would make a play for John Mayer. Maybe his pot isnt as good as Owen's.
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