Monday, August 18th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Why did I think Kanye West had major body underneath his clothes? It's like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven. Total and utter letdown. But that still doesn't stop you from riding that shit until it pops.
And for such a cocky bitch, Kanye has such teensy weensy nipples. Baby nippies. He needs to moisturize his nipples daily with Nipout! It doesn't work on ass lips though. So.....I've heard.
With all that being said, I'D HIT IT! Yes, in all caps. That's how Kanye likes it.
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Oh, AND PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
He has kind of an old man look to him.
He must get all those muscles from bangin' away on his MACBOOK AIR!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Eww, something about little balls of chest hair and the fact that he looks like a mouth breather... no thanks.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I'd hit it...with a brick - repeatedly.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
No, not even if you put a muzzle on him.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."