Monday, August 18th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Why did I think Kanye West had major body underneath his clothes? It's like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven. Total and utter letdown. But that still doesn't stop you from riding that shit until it pops.
And for such a cocky bitch, Kanye has such teensy weensy nipples. Baby nippies. He needs to moisturize his nipples daily with Nipout! It doesn't work on ass lips though. So.....I've heard.
With all that being said, I'D HIT IT! Yes, in all caps. That's how Kanye likes it.
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Okay I kind of feel bad for Kanye. Hold on, before you rip my head off hear me out. I am a strange bird. I believe extreme wealth and success can be a bad thing on occasion. Kanye lives in a world where he probably trusts no one and is trapped in a maze that bounces from thoughts of being God like, to the next minute beating himself up. It is so obvious that he is his own worst enemy. That being said, I think the perfect lady for Kanye is Wheezy Jefferson, and he needs to shut his trap and let her have an opinion.
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woa!! has anyone tried nipout!?!?!?! I want to try!!
I have tits that look amazing when my nips are hard and then they look just regular with non-hard nips.
get me some nipout!
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Hahahaha MK pores over theses photos with a magnifying glass, I just know it. How else could he find those teeeeeny nipples?
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Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Eww, something about little balls of chest hair...
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or "hamburger meat" as I like to call it. I used to date this guy who did the whole shirt unbuttoned to the middle of the chest thing (I was 20, didn't know any better) and his golden hamburger meat used to just killll my friends. To this day they still refer to him as The Hamburgler.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
I'd hit it, but only if I wuz in Compton at the time.
I saw the saggy, hairy titties and belly rolls and thought Oprah's "no nudity" clause had expired.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Bradi: LOL!!!!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Naw, he is gross. I don't like little nipples either. But, there is so much more there that I just do not like. Not attactive at all!!!!!
C word:
hahahhahahahaha- he WOULD blame you!
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
I AM APPALLED BY THE TWO SECONDS IT ACTUALLY TOOK ME TO THINK "NO FECKIN WAY IN HADES HOLE" WOULD I HIT THAT.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Then I'd slap him really hard in that jelly belly--I bet he squeals like a pig!
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LOL - Pillsbury Doucheboy!
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
Submitted by The C word on August 18, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I wouldn't hit it cuz he'd probably blog about it, blaming me and making excuses for his own shortcomings.
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IN ALL CAPS, AND PRAYZIN JEEZUS DAT HE DA MAN.
ugh
Hit it with his MAC BOOK AIR with THE CAPS ON!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Damn right, I'd hit it...with a nine iron!
Then I'd slap him really hard in that jelly belly--I bet he squeals like a pig!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
ubmitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 18, 2008 - 12:52pm.
George Bush does not like this picture of a black person.
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heehee
Kanye is FUG, and no WAY would I fuck him......never.
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George Bush iz jus jellis of KAWN YAY's man boobies!1!
& no I wasn't kidding when I said the other day that at least I'm don't find Sean Penn hot (..yet), because something about the MEGA psycho asshole celebs usually turns me on./end TMI
Submitted by The C word on August 18, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I wouldn't hit it cuz he'd probably blog about it, blaming me and making excuses for his own shortcomings.
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Sounds like someone else we *coughJohnMayercough* know.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Would I hit it?
HELL NO! Not for money... not even if I was drunk off my arse.
EEEEEWWWWW... he looks fonky!
I wouldn't hit it cuz he'd probably blog about it, blaming me and making excuses for his own shortcomings.
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
It's pictures like this that make me wonder why he loves himself so GD much. Anyone?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Definitely NOT!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 18, 2008 - 4:01pm.
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LMFAO!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Big ol' nortons and a face like a sideways sloppy joe, no thanks.
I would hit it with a spiked bat...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Yes I'd hit....with 50 half dollar pieces.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 18, 2008 - 12:52pm.
George Bush does not like this picture of a black person.
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heehee
Kanye is FUG, and no WAY would I fuck him......never.
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
that said, I would -- sadly -- hit it. Both of its.
then douche myself with hot bleach.
He looks like an old pepaw, how old is he anyway?
His nips are 2 and his belly is 65 yo
I'd hit it with 50,000 volts as soon as it steps in the pool.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
yes, with a steel baseball bat until loss of consciousness.
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 18, 2008 - 3:59pm.
It only last 5 hours?????? why dont you go to a place whit aircondiotoner is free or ask your man for a little help??
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I know, right? *turns air conditioner down to 64 degrees*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
-- thank me later for making y'all's day.
Why does this pic remind me of the black version of HIM:
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It only last 5 hours?????? why dont you go to a place whit aircondiotoner is free or ask your man for a little help??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 18, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I'd hit it...with a brick - repeatedly.
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me too just over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
just threw up in my mouth a little.
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW nope not even with someone else's va-jay-jay
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And nooo I wouldn't hit it....unless it was with my knee in his family jewels.
Submitted by JillyPoo on August 18, 2008 - 2:50pm.
He must get all those muscles from bangin' away on his MACBOOK AIR
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I'd hit it with a steel bat and then make him listen to 50 cents album while plucking every single gross chest hair of his with the sharpest pair of tweezers.
You guys should click on the link; it totally trips me out.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Jadedkitten on August 18, 2008 - 3:53pm.
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Great minds ;-)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Hells to the NO!!! Motherfucker would not SHUT THE FUCK UP long enough for it to happen!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ewwww!
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
George Bush does not like this picture of a black person.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Gross MK; people actually want LARGER nipples?
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Apparently so. Just ask Heather Mills. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
i was watching Point Break the other night and Gare Busey called some punk a squid brain. i fell off the sofa laughing my ass off!
Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I think pointier is more accurate.
Gross MK; people actually want LARGER nipples?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
wow , what a sad body he think he is so great and his body looks like that?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he may have owned 50 cent on cd sells but on body is ovbius who won
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
That's Kanye? I'd hit him in the throat. In hopes that he would start singing on tone. He can just barely rap as it is, but when he attempts to sing, that just kills it right there.