Monday, August 18th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Why did I think Kanye West had major body underneath his clothes? It's like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven. Total and utter letdown. But that still doesn't stop you from riding that shit until it pops.
And for such a cocky bitch, Kanye has such teensy weensy nipples. Baby nippies. He needs to moisturize his nipples daily with Nipout! It doesn't work on ass lips though. So.....I've heard.
With all that being said, I'D HIT IT! Yes, in all caps. That's how Kanye likes it.
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I am so sure he's gonna have a good cry in front of his air book, and do what Jennifer Love H. did. Go change his body just for him...yeah right
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Thanks Hekki....I tried to really capture the essence that is KANYE!
Seriously...that is some flabby flab. How can he have an ego when his head sits atop that body?? wooo... :P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Oh my god, Nova, you made me laugh like a loon.
I would not hit that, either. He looks a little homeless in these photos.
LEMME JUST LAY THIS DOWN KANYE-IZZLE STYLE...
THERE IS NO WAY IN THE BURNING DEPTHS OF HELL THAT I WOULD GET WITH THAT SQUID BRAINED KANYE. I'VE SEEN MICROWAVED BUTTER THAT WAS HARDER THAN THIS FOOLIO.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
yes, i'd hit hit moobs with a man bra
He looks like the dad from "Friday".
SIGH
I remember a interview where West cries over his gay cousin. What's gayer then gay...CRYING OVER YOUR GAY COUSIN BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW YOU'RE GAY!!
I'd let a bullet hit it...
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
aw, no love on the hamburger meat? I like Kanye, which is crazy, because when that Through the Wire shit came out, I was ready to go whoop his ass for making me listen to his bullshit
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
MK i think that you might have a chance seeing as he is a big mo.
Oh.. and I'd hit it too...over the head with a shovel
Submitted by KD on August 18, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Next post please.
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Amen to that.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
God damn, bitch got ole man body!!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Next post please.
@Queen, so sorry!! Now I am wondering if his cock just looks like his face or stomach, ugh and eww
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 18, 2008 - 4:37pm.
You know Kanye thinks he's hot shit. I think the exact scientific term would be "all that and a bag of chips."
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Hee hee... that's exactly what we say here in the 'hood.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Leatherette on August 19, 2008 - 6:19am.
Submitted by mccullen on August 18, 2008 - 4:18pm.
i swear, i'm going to lose my mind if is see one more comment that says:
"Yeah I'd hit it.... with a two by four!"
or a brick, or a steel beam, or an axe handle or whatever... not funny! retarded! enough!
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OK then:
I'd hit it ... with a two by four, AFTER my pussy got done wit it
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I'd hit it...With my jeep! Reverse & hit it again.
You know Kanye thinks he's hot shit. I think the exact scientific term would be "all that and a bag of chips."
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
old n*gga, try dressing appropriately.
Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 4:28pm.
cant have good sex with a bad personality and a bad body.
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those have been my EXACT famous last words on more than one occasion.
... but I'll spare you the knowledge of what one can do with those sweet SWEET man boobs...
Team Valtrex, that was fucking awesome.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by The C word on August 18, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Then I'd slap him really hard in that jelly belly--I bet he squeals like a pig!
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LOL - Pillsbury Doucheboy!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Inferority complex is a bitch!
viva mexico - you summed it up perfectly
cant have good sex with a bad personality and a bad body.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
No thanx, give me Common or Pharrell over this punk anyday!
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
But what is that age?!?!!? I am cluless and wont search for it on internet.
Submitted by shianne517 on August 18, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Hell no! He is my age and has the body of a 70 year old. Major disappointment.
Submitted by Paquita on August 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
He looks like an old pepaw, how old is he anyway?
His nips are 2 and his belly is 65 yo
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Submitted by mccullen on August 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
If that shit makes you lose your mind, then how on earth can you deal with actual problems that come up in your life?
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uhhh...actual problems? you lost me there. what actual problems? *slugs back fourth tequila shot*
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hahaha, wait, what? gimme one of those shots.. Ill take it with salt please.
:)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Sadly yes, I would hit it. But it would be in the dark and no one would ever know.
Hell no! He is my age and has the body of a 70 year old. Major disappointment.
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Sara M.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 18, 2008 - 4:21pm.
now I wonder if his cock is cut or uncut.
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Thank you for making me throw up in my mouth. Was that image really necessary? :P
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Not unless I had Bradiful's axe handles.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
If that shit makes you lose your mind, then how on earth can you deal with actual problems that come up in your life?
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uhhh...actual problems? you lost me there. what actual problems? *slugs back fourth tequila shot*
HELL NO.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
... mmmm MMM! LOVE me some cocky psycho man whores <3
annoying personality + disappointing body = no go
Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 3:19pm.
OK then:
I'd hit it ... with a two by four, AFTER my pussy got done wit it!
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ok gurl; now THAT is what i'm talking about!
No fucking way!!! He looks like a darker version of Mr. Potato Head with assembles. The nose especially and the hair. The stomach pudge is not a turn on. He just looks ugh, and now I wonder if his cock is cut or uncut.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 4:19pm.
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LOL.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
YEAH I'D HIT IT...WITH A TWO BY FOUR SLAB OF STEEL COATED AXE HANDLES.
TAX!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by mccullen on August 18, 2008 - 3:18pm.
i swear, i'm going to lose my mind if is see one more comment that says:
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If that shit makes you lose your mind, then how on earth can you deal with actual problems that come up in your life?
Me? drugs.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Uhm, Is it me or does he look like the Geico cavemen in that first pic?
(Sorry if I offended any cavemen out there!)
Submitted by mccullen on August 18, 2008 - 4:18pm.
i swear, i'm going to lose my mind if is see one more comment that says:
"Yeah I'd hit it.... with a two by four!"
or a brick, or a steel beam, or an axe handle or whatever... not funny! retarded! enough!
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OK then:
I'd hit it ... with a two by four, AFTER my pussy got done wit it!
i swear, i'm going to lose my mind if is see one more comment that says:
"Yeah I'd hit it.... with a two by four!"
or a brick, or a steel beam, or an axe handle or whatever... not funny! retarded! enough!
zomay, how insightful and thanks for the chuckle after the Weezy Jefferson part.. haha!_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That's a shame, kanye can afford to keep his body in good condition.
Submitted by GlitterSha on August 18, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Hells YEAH I'd Hit it!... Shoo, I'm not fucking his gut (unless he's into that).
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say it LOUD, say it PROUD! ... but hide his Mac book.
"It's like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven."
I totally feel your pain on that one, MK.
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Potato Wave!
Hells YEAH I'd Hit it!... Shoo, I'm not fucking his gut (unless he's into that).
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
missy, I think Jim would probably come over and tweak them for you. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
& FUCK THAT YELLER TOOF AD! finally clicked and WHERE'S KIKI DUNST?! cause I thought that was her toofs FO SHO!