Monday, August 18th 2008
Heidi Montag Has A New Song......
....and it's everything you would expect. It's basically torture for your ears. On a positive note, I think all the wax in my ears melted away.
Heidi explained the deep meaning to her new song "Overdosin" to Ryan Gaycrest on his KISS-FM show this morning. She said it's about "when you fall in love with someone... and you're just overdosing off of their love." Okay, that pretty much confirms that Spencer probably writes her songs for her.
I want to fucking overdose after listening to that pony warble. It's horrific. It sounds like Parasite Hilton's twatty lips singing into a fan.
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i feel bad for the people in the recording studio. you know they had to listen to way more than 30 seconds of this crap.
PS...will NOT listen to it MK...but yeah...thanks anyway. pfft! :P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Yeah Spence gets out his Casio keyboard and belts out a tune, just like that. TRUST. ok...dont trust. lol
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
MK!!
YOU
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US don't you.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I would rather listen to a cracked out Winehouse butcher 'Valerie' 100 more times than listen to this drivel.
*turns up Peter Gabriel*
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 2:19pm.
fuckin TELL ME about it!! I guess we missed the reniassance :(
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She really needs to get that chin shaved down. It's affecting her vocal chords. Oh wait... Nevermind, she really is just that horrendous.
I wish I was a alive when The Beatles were around its not fair that we're stuck with these people while others experienced Bowie, Dylan, Zeppelin, Sinatra, etc.
To her credit, she has an enviable body that many girls could be jealous of (not sure about the fake breasts, though).
As for her face, I'd rather not discuss.
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Wino could teach her about the Overdosin'....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She should rename the track. Its not like an "Overdose" its more like "Getting an IV so full of Narcan that all you can do is puke over the side of your hospital bed as you beg the nurse to stop giving you more Narcan"
yeah.
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Aren't she and Spencer going to Iraq? I pray they step on a land mine...
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
Can we PLEASEEEE stop writing about this poor excuse of a "singer"!! PLEASE MichaelK. Let's protest them. I think I puked in my mouth when I heard this song. I only last 10 seconds!
The world isnt yet ready for Heidi's level of talent. No one is used to the golden sounds of the beautiful and majestic Montag/Pratt team. It redifines what classic composers have been looking for in music. Heidi Montag will end wars, the economic crisis and racial equality will be reached with her sound. God bless America.
O no no no! MK you tricked me once into listening to her 'songs' *putting hands to my ears* I can't hear you! lalalaalalalaalalaa......
The song was worse than bad; I listened to the whole thing because I SIMPLY REFUSED to waste the energy it would take to turn it off.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Ummm, overdosing does not remind me of love. The image I get is of puke and piss everywhere; an unconscious F'd-up mess - a la the reaction I get when I see Spensor and his beard posing in ridiculous photo sessions together.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
I laugh only to keep from crying...
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Oh my fucking god! I made it to 29 seconds of that aural assault. It puts bad on a whole 'nother level.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Not gonna do it. Not gonna listen. That wouldn't be prudent.
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I saw her previous so-called video. Blech.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
OMG she is soooooooooooooooooooo HWAT.
Greatest singer like evah
I SMELL A GRAMMY!!!!!!!!
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Nervenzusammenbruch
Is it normal to have blood run out of your ears?
NO. just NO.
Truly a groundbreaking song. Only a lyrical genius could have penned such a masterpiece.....ugh........my eardrums just burst.
I hate when people make promises and don't live up to them...try again Heidi; you're still alive.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Do your self a favor don't listen to it
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
After hearin pratt rapping rap im not taking the risk of listening to another of her songs
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash, again.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
SO FUCKING WHAT.
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
That's not even her singing, it's a fucking computer. I want those 10 seconds back!!!!!!
Your face!
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