Monday, August 18th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Nastia Liukin

Birthday: October 30, 1989
Age: 18
Birth Name: Anastasia "Nastia" Valeryevna Liukin

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: Russian born gymnast. She's the daughter of two former Soviet champion gymnasts. Her daddy, Valeri Liukin, is an Olympic gold medalist and her coach.

Where is she now? Bitch is living it up in China! Nastia so far as a silver team medal, a gold all-around medal and last night she won a bronze medal for floor exercise. She competed in uneven bars today. I don't know if that shit has aired yet, so I'll keep the outcome to myself...for now.

Why is she HS of the Week? This was the hardest decision of my hour. It was between Nastia and Michael Phelps. Michael has had his salad tossed for a few months now, so I decided to give it Nasty Nastia. Mainly because they call her Nastia. I plan to name my first born after her. Well, I'm going to drop the "ia" and replace it with a "y."

P.S. - Does it sort of creep anyone else out when Nastia and her daddy kiss on the lips after she competes? Yes, I'm a prude when it comes to displays of affection with my family members. Well, except second cousins. I'm joking!

Posted by: Michael K


dreamhypnotique's picture

I hope this doesn't make me sound like an awful person, but sometimes when watching gymnasts compete I almost hope for a mishap (fall off the beam, trip, etc.) to occur.

Maybe I should see my doctor*.

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Leatherette's picture

... so we can all concentrate on the important issues, like hot men kissing.

yiooooooo's picture

Nasty girls looks like a snob ,she is always looks piss off and has the look of one of those girl who makes everyone feel bad if she does something mess up

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Leatherette's picture

all that said: am counting the seconds till this corporate whoring Olympics mess is DONE, so all these "GLORIOUS" athletes can crawl back to the gyms from whence they came.

radio siren's picture

Sorry, but I just can't get past the huge shelf of a forehead. Sucks, I know, but there it is. Can't stand her and all of the pissy looks she was throwing out before she won.

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yiooooooo's picture

Phelps maybe one of the greatest douche of all time but he is also one of the greatest athletes of today

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Leatherette's picture

& hell yeah to M Phelps smelling like all kinds of douche asshole all the way to here.

Leatherette's picture

euro men kissing turns me on, just does

oh yeah, congrats, Nasti!

paris herpes's picture

Someone commented on here that other day how he went to high school with Michael Phelps and noted that he was an asshole douchebag! I believe it, he sort of looks like a mega-douche, so he should NOT be the hot slut of the week. I bet he can't bend his leg over his torso like Nastia is doing here. I like her name too, it's a great porn star name, if this gymnastics thing doesn't work out she would make bank with that name in the porn industry!

Your face!

To the person who bitched about Liukin and said that they hope that Shawn Johnson wins the uneven bars, I don't think she's competing in that event.

And, for the record, Liukin won a silver in the uneven bars, even though she tied with one of the underaged Chinese whores.

Jadedkitten's picture

NO I refuse To accept this!!!! Michael Phelps deserves this honor MK 8 gold medals and he looked fucking hot doing it

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AnonyMuse's picture

Very common in Russia (the kissing thing). It isn't weird. It's another culture !

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yiooooooo's picture

Submitted by KD on August 18, 2008 - 2:57pm

Lotche is cute the and piersol is ok nothing especial

Natalie Coughlin she is really pretty and does not have wrestler back

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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parissucksliterally's picture

she is amazing!

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boomsy's picture

I HATE mouth kissing relatives!!! Nastia indeed. I had a grandfather I didn't see too often that used to do that; I would try and mouth dodge but he would always land right on target. Yucko.

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The Real Mimi's picture

I pinch my nephew's baby legs---but I know that's gotta stop soon.

I worked with a guy who said everyone in his wife's family goes to the bathroom with the door open, and when she gave birth, they sat in the room watching it like a football game. Her brother sat in front of her spread eagle legs with the video camera centered on her open vagina. Different strokes for different folks.

KD's picture

Yiooooo- Not all of them. Lochte isn't bad looking. I like his blue eyes and curly hair. The old one, Piersol, he's not too bad, either. The girls, though, most of them are rather unfortunate looking except for Natalie Coughlin.

KD's picture

Yeah, the kissing kind of weirded me out too. Most men I know stop that once the child turns 5ish or so.

yiooooooo's picture

I was watching the swimming competition and all the swimmers are butterface and have weird faces and ears

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

I'm over this Olympics stuff. Somebody needs to have a catfight, fail a drug test, get busted shagging the entire Australian swim team...something. I don't like my news wholesome. I can't relate anymore...lol!

The C word's picture

Nothing deviant about the kissing...

At least he isn't rubbing sunscreen up her crack.

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Leelioux's picture

The kissing on the lips thing isn't creepy at all. It's a very Eastern European/Russian thing I guess. My Mom is Czech and we always kissed on the lips - it's more of a peck, and in our family, only reserved for parents or grandparents... not a big deal. Just cultural difference I guess.

Stoney's picture

She rocks. I fucking LOVE this girl. I used to kiss my dad on the lips when I was younger, but I grew out of it.

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yiooooooo's picture

It creeps me out when parents train their kids is weird

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Michael Phelps may be talented but he is a mess! Nice body, trainwreck face!

Nastia is NASTY! As in a Miss Janet Jackson Nasty!

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Nope, doesn't creep me out when she kisses her Dad on the lips. It isn't tongue or anything. My parents are Swedish immigrants however I was born in San Diego. To this day, I still kiss my father on the lips. It is a sign of respect just as I would my mother. If you are family a kiss on the mouth, if you are friends or just meeting a kiss on each cheek is very common in Sweden. Me personally, a handshake will do but I am American and that is customary.

No MK! We are not naming our first born Nastia, we are naming it Special K. And our second little one will be named Funshine Bear K. K?

jgm22's picture

I noticed the kissing on the lips too. I guess they're just more open about incest in Russia.

Nasty Nastia: Daddy says I'm the best kisser!

jgm22

QueenCharisma's picture

No!!! Don't tell me she won another gold?! I like Shawn better and that girl can't get a break :(

Oh well. Congrats to Nastia for winning up everything. It's shocking considering how much the judges are cheating in China's favor.

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OneLiner's picture

Everytime i think about her during the olympics, in my head, i always say "Nasty Lookin'" i'm just to lazy to say the whole thing.....but she's gorgous! Congrats to her!

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It's in to love your kin.
(so they say)

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I think it's nice that she and her dad have such a loving relationship.

zomay's picture

Haha Michael K, you have a prude side?

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FatMartha's picture

I mean every word when I say:

THANK. YOU. FOR. NOT. GIVING. IT. TO. MICHAEL. PHELPS.

Bitch has too much attention as it is.
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