Hot Slut Of The Week: Nastia Liukin
Birthday: October 30, 1989
Age: 18
Birth Name: Anastasia "Nastia" Valeryevna Liukin
Original Date of HS of the Day: August 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: Russian born gymnast. She's the daughter of two former Soviet champion gymnasts. Her daddy, Valeri Liukin, is an Olympic gold medalist and her coach.
Where is she now? Bitch is living it up in China! Nastia so far as a silver team medal, a gold all-around medal and last night she won a bronze medal for floor exercise. She competed in uneven bars today. I don't know if that shit has aired yet, so I'll keep the outcome to myself...for now.
Why is she HS of the Week? This was the hardest decision of my hour. It was between Nastia and Michael Phelps. Michael has had his salad tossed for a few months now, so I decided to give it Nasty Nastia. Mainly because they call her Nastia. I plan to name my first born after her. Well, I'm going to drop the "ia" and replace it with a "y."
P.S. - Does it sort of creep anyone else out when Nastia and her daddy kiss on the lips after she competes? Yes, I'm a prude when it comes to displays of affection with my family members. Well, except second cousins. I'm joking!
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Submitted by fiennes on August 19, 2008 - 1:37am.
The judges seemed not bias to anybody else but Liukin. She does not deserve the golden medal. Each actions of the frog-legs-like somersaults should deduct at least 0.3 points. However when Liukin did that actions, the judges seems not care at all!
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And what about that awkward landing at the end? Bunch of bull!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
B*tch got ROBBED last night! She has a right to be pissed. I would have pushed that damn toddler right off the podium...
I love Nastia, she has such wonderful body lines and is so elegant. Plus she seems to be a really nice girl. I wish her all the best.
Agreed with yiooooooo. Liukin's facial expression always show that if she don't get the golden medal everybody should go to the hell.
You all should have a look at the video on Youtube that her frog's legs when somersaults on the floor exercises or on the balance beam.
I don't like Liukin. Shawn is much better. I think Shawn should get the golden medal of the ladies all-around gymnastics competition -- not Liukin. The judges seemed not bias to anybody else but Liukin. She does not deserve the golden medal. Each actions of the frog-legs-like somersaults should deduct at least 0.3 points. However when Liukin did that actions, the judges seems not care at all!
Ps, I feel some pity for the noodles who insulted chinese girls as fetuses. You just don't see how much efforts the girls had paid for the games and how excellent they performed but slander they're not old enough by judging from their looks. I have to say that compare to the insidious Liukin's looks Shawn is also like a cute 13.y.o girl.
The girl who won is obviously not the required age and looked about 10 or 11. Nastia did better and should have won.
Everyone keeps saying that, but I never see them kiss. And I've been watching every women's gymnastics. Maybe it was just once and people keep making a big deal out of it? Or maybe it's a Russian thing?
I love how they kept her name old school Russian (he dad's name is her middle name), they don't really do that anymore is Russia, people have normal names now.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
She just got screwed big time on uneven bars. Tie score w/ China, but got a silver due to weird scoring rules? Why do other sports allow for dual medals, but not gymnastics?
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
GO NASTIA!
She's been robbed so many times by the fetuses (feti?) of the Chinese team.
Always Nasty Nastia and Shawnypoo Johnson. Someone said Shawn can't catch a break? What about poor that Alica Sacramore. That chick is the team Captain and cannot to seem to get it together. And usually she's very good and consistent. She needs to head back to Brown and focus on graduating on time... poor chile
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
She was cheated out of the Gold by that hyperactive 7 1/2 year old Chinese girl!!!
Am I the only one who thinks the name Nastia Luikin sounds like a Harry Potter character?
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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i love this bitch.
robbed again by the shady judging system. its ok, shes number one in my heart.
Goddammit all to hell!!! They robbed us again! *kicks TV* Nastia should've won that gold medal....bitches.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I didn't realize that was her dad, I thought it was just a coach - so I was really squicked out by it when I saw them kiss!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
She is a fantastic gymnast. Love watching her.
The kissing is a cultural thing. Nothing pervie about it.
Nastia's great, Phelps is great, but the REAL Hot Slut is Dara Torres! She's 41, a mother, and is kicking the asses of girls half her age. If she doesn't deserve Hot Slut status, no one does!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The part I can't get over is when her dad PATS HER ON THE ASS. Seriously, after every performance! It creeps me the hell out, the kissing just adds to the horrible awkwardness that happens every time NastyFace is on TV.
What's hilarious is no matter how many golds she wins, Shawn Johnson's going to be raking in more endorsement deals and be America's little hero.
Submitted by Mike Hawk on August 18, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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Yes, to compete for America in international competitions, you have to be a citizen. There was a ice dancing pair years ago that won the National Championship, but couldn't compete in the Olympics because the male partner's citizenship didn't come through in time.
Sorry, but I just can't get past the huge shelf of a forehead. Sucks, I know, but there it is. Can't stand her and all of the pissy looks she was throwing out before she won.
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I thought I was the only one who thought this. The chinese gymnast may not have hit puberty yet but at least they smile and look like they're enjoying themselves.
Submitted by Mike Hawk on August 18, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Nastia is a great gymnast, but is she really an American? Her parents are Russian and she was born in Russia, so how did she get to compete for the American team??
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Although it's already been answered, you do know that there are many athletes who compete for various countries that they barely have a connection with? There are many Americans who compete for other countries because they missed a spot here. I see this a lot in figure skating. There's an American girl competing for Azerbaijan, a Japanese girl competing for Russia, a Russian competing for France. Even in this Olympics, there was a former Soviet, then Uzbeki who competed for Germany. Country of birth doesn't even matter.
Yesssss, her dad is QUITE fuckable. Mmmm, Russian gymnast....I love Nastia. She is supposedly "the bitch" of the team and is a bit of a diva...and lucky for her Daddy is a coach so he can be with her on the floor. I do feel a bit bad for Shawn, she was getting all of the attention going into the Olympics but now has to play second banana. She's seems to be taking it well though. Go Nastia!
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Am I the only one who finds her dad kinda hott? DILF! It's to the point where I only watch her routine just so I can see her dad,lmao...sad I know!
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Am I the only one who finds her dad kinda hott? DILF! It's to the point where I only watch her routine just so I can see her dad,lmao...sad I know!
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YEAH!! I love her!! And..Shawn..just for different reasons. Those two are the best and most consistent gymnasts at these Olympic games.
As for the kissing on the lips thing, that's not that weird. My immediate family- we all do that, just a brief one when you say goodbye. And in European and South American cultures, that's just how it is. It's very offensive not to.
And Nastia is a very common nickname for Anastasia...they pronounce the "A" differently like the a in brawn, not cat. It sounds a hell of a lot prettier that way, actually. Her parents aren't American, so obviously the connotation isn't as obvious. Not nearly as bad as Sergei though...that is AWFUL...
Even though she was born in Russia, she was raised from a young age in Texas, she has no Russian accent or anything. Her parents say they never wanted her to get involved in gymnastics since they know the downside of it, and have had injuries and such. When Nastia won the All-Around gold, her mom wasn't even there to watch because she gets so nervous that her daughter will get hurt. I'm rooting for Nastia, and all the US athletes, the judging in gymnastics has been pretty biased this year..the home country SHOULD NOT have an advantage...especially when they cheat with athletes that haven't hit puberty yet!
Submitted by shoo shoo on August 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.
She is an amazing gymnast. The kissing thing didn't bother me because as someone else mentioned it's a cultural thing.
and to the person who asked how she could represent America when she was born in Russia....have you not heard of naturalization? There are many athletes who compete for America who weren't born here.
I was the person that asked...and yes, I know all about naturalization, however, I was wondering if indeed she and her family are truly naturalized citizens, that's all....
Same birthday (day not year) as my two sons. Therefore she must be brilliant. ;)
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Submitted by Jadedkitten on August 18, 2008 - 4:10pm.
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LOL, damn that's gotta hurt. What compels these people to do shit like that?!
Did anybody watch the Olympic trials when that one gymnast was on the uneven bars and her ass missed the bar and went flying across the mat? LOL, that shit was classic. Somebody find that video for me on Youtube, please! I'll love whoever does forever :)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 18, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I'm pissed that there were no broken limbs or near-decapitations in diving! I mean, someone could have at least missed the board on the second bounce and fallen off that bitch sideways.
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Oh my God, I had those same thoughts watching the diving last night. I felt kind of dirty.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:22pm
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I guess were all sick bastards cause that's the only reason I watch.OMFG I kept replaying and roflmao watching this retard snap his arm lifting heavey weights *I'm going to hell* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGzLUDS4dk *enjoy fellow sick bastards enjoy
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She is an amazing gymnast. The kissing thing didn't bother me because as someone else mentioned it's a cultural thing.
and to the person who asked how she could represent America when she was born in Russia....have you not heard of naturalization? There are many athletes who compete for America who weren't born here.
And if people get "grossed out" looking at family members kiss on the lips, think of what other cultures think when they see us shake hands all day. Now THAT is gross.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
LOL. I totally agree about the lips kissing thing. I thought I was the only one who was squeamish whenever I see that. I totally don't get the whole family affection thing, but they look like a happy family.
Just an FYI...I am Soviet, and in Soviet countries, you always kiss people (that you really care about) on the lips. If you noticed during the Olympics, the Russian gymnasts and their coaches and teammates kiss on the lips as well. It is a cultural thing.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Nastier Lookin is American, y'all!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm pissed that there were no broken limbs or near-decapitations in diving! I mean, someone could have at least missed the board on the second bounce and fallen off that bitch sideways.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I hope this doesn't make me sound like an awful person, but sometimes when watching gymnasts compete I almost hope for a mishap (fall off the beam, trip, etc.) to occur.
Submitted by greenfinch on August 18, 2008 - 12:28pm.
i feel this way too! or the divers...like i sit in anticipation that one will knock their face on the board?
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I hope this doesn't make me sound like an awful person, but sometimes when watching gymnasts compete I almost hope for a mishap (fall off the beam, trip, etc.) to occur.
Maybe I should see my doctor*.
* see as in consult and not as in date
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Nothing wrong with that!
*scrambles to turn off YouTube video of gymnastics bloopers*
In case your doctor needs a reference, here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Aoqg1z-x1o&feature=related
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TWO former Soviet champions? Did this girl ever have a choice in what she wanted to do with her life?
Bitch, please.
Judging by the above photo, she's going to make somebody a happy groom. Assuming her parents actually let her do crazy stuff. Like date boys, go to her Senior prom. Crazy stuff like that.
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I thought her folks actually called her "Nastia" I mean, if Nicole & Keith can call their child Sunday Roast, why not "Nastia"?
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omg everytime I see the divers I remenber my aunt knocking her teeth out after she hit herself whit the side of the pool so funny and sick but funny
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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Actually, that's the best part of watching gymnastics - rooting for people to fall. I know, I'm a sick bastard. :(
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I hope this doesn't make me sound like an awful person, but sometimes when watching gymnasts compete I almost hope for a mishap (fall off the beam, trip, etc.) to occur.
Maybe I should see my doctor*.
* see as in consult and not as in date
i feel this way too! or the divers...like i sit in anticipation that one will knock their face on the board?
*hangs head in shame*
Submitted by Mike Hawk on August 18, 2008 - 3:23pm.
You dont have to be from one country to represent that country if you are a citizen of the USA you can represent the country ,if you are multiracial example chinese,australian and american you can represent any of those country
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Steve-O on August 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.
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LOL, no one was "bitching" about Nastia. I simply prefer Shawn to her because Nastia gives everyone the fricking evil eye 24/7 - Shawn seems more upbeat. Not only that, but I like her body better. How that little tiny thing can have the muscles she has is incredible. But with that said, Nastia's a kickass gymnast and I'm glad she's winning the US medals.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I'm so sick of the Olympics already.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
No, good DreamyHyp! You don't need a doctor; you need to scoot yourself next to me in front of the telly.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
No, good DreamyHyp! You don't need a doctor; you need to scoot yourself next to me in front of the telly.
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No, DreamyHyp! You don't need a doctor; you need to scoot yourself next to me in front of the telly.
She is a cute girl, but we call her "Nastier Lookin" around my house. Why would you name your child that?
Nastia is a great gymnast, but is she really an American? Her parents are Russian and she was born in Russia, so how did she get to compete for the American team??