Afternoon Crumbs

I love Nicole Ritchie, but I don't know. These chicks always strike me as unstable (or atleast they use to be) and now they're both Mothers. I guess...

I hope this doesn't inspire Paris to procreate anytime soon, because that would be a hott mess.

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

i really thought this whole ashlee simpson being pregnant was a hoax still

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That's just a strange picture. Isla looks like she has rickets.

Old_Broad, I love your avatar.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

How is Rumer's boyfriend allowed through security with a water bottle?

Kristen Bell is cute and I hate her for it!

I think I see pubes on Isla. Eww.

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Please. Like Borat's baby momma didn't know the Pappz were there. She's showing off her high class C-section scar.

Shi does not want his picture taken, too bad :P
and put that ciggie out right now!LOL
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Hey, no cottage cheese like in PP's cartwheel pic!

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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"

Wow, that's an interesting pic.

Smiley Miley makes me ill to the point of my wanting to snatch out her little buck teefs.. So not cute anymore.

Even tater heads need love :)

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

I can see the outline of her junk

ugh, cant stand this chick. isla needs to just stop trying period.

what a way to ruin what could have been a good movie by casting her in the lead of the shopaholic movie. now its just gonna be annoying having to put up with her for 90 mins...

next..

Looks like he could stick Olive back in there head first.

Submitted by Sensimina on August 18, 2008 - 2:25pm

ITA. He's not that funny, and way too hairy.

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Oops, sorry, didn't mean to echo Gonnaburn's sentiments. ><
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Hi5.

@YMAtT:

*gets a familiar fuzzy feeling because of "The Shining" reference* ^^
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Hi5.

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 2:31pm.
?Shining?

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Ooh, you're good!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 2:31pm.
?Shining?

HIGH FIVE.

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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

Thank god Borat's baby mama keeps herself well groomed.

GD, Helena! What happened? She used to be so gorgeous and now she just looks like the woman in Rm. 237.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Marry her already Sascha! Ask you rmommy to kindly buttthefuckout.

What an unfortunate picture! LOL, nice form! NOt.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Isla is just showing Olive where she came from.

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I don't get why everyone's all "OH Isla, quit dreaming, Borat's never gonna marry you!!!"

SHIT, he's the one that won the fucking jackpot with HER. Call me crazy, but I'm not into nasty hairy dudes in overrated movies.

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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

She's not trying so hard, she hasn't converted to Judaism to marry him she just popped out a baby. She needs to do it again and have a boy hopefully he will marry her without her converting.

What is the deal with conversion? What does it all mean and at the end what does it do.
Non Jew Chicks can open their twats to a jewish guy but they are not good enough to marry without the conversion.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 18, 2008 - 11:03am.
Serious Angie Dickinson vibes.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 18, 2008 - 11:03am.

Helena doesn't look THAT bad. You can't be hot forever.
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Somebody tell Borat's Baby Momma to stop trying so hard.

He's NEVER going to marry you. It doesn't matter how fast you knocked off the preggo baby weight.

Looky dat LaDouche, smoking like a little bitch.

fags are gay - not gay meaning gay but gay meaning bad!

Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 1:09pm.
wow, nothing like flashing your crotch to a child....LOL

She's just showing the kid where it came from.

wow, nothing like flashing your crotch to a child....LOL

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Aw shit I thought that said HAYDEN, not Helena. :(

Pffft @the nip slip...that's no titty. It's an infected hair.

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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."

Isla looks damned fine; SBC better get off his mommy-fearin' ass and marry that girl. Olive will smack you down, Borat!

MK, the Egotastic link ain't workin'. Had to do the search engine thing on my own.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Damn! Agreed. Her face was totally unimpressed as she bit off her fingernail polish. Now I am totally unimpressed.

Kristen Bell annoys me for some reason I don't know why.
Helena Christensen ruined Paul Banks for me.
How the hell does Rumor get guys?

Also, I don't know how old Helena Christensen is but she definitely isn't aging as well as she should with beauty like that. She was the most beautiful woman in the world when she was out in that Chris Isaak video.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Helena doesn't look THAT bad. You can't be hot forever.

Rumer actually looks okay in those photos. She needs to keep her hair at that length (and wear a hat and sunglasses). Her boyfriend (haha) is pretty hot.

I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE. I can't stand Ashlee Simpson, or anyone in her family. Ashlee's huge, by the way. It's nice to see that she's keeping healthy.

Check yourself Isla, you've got a cameltoe!

I wish I had a sister as ugly as Asshole Simpson so I would always feel like the most beautiful little flower in the family.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Helena still looks pretty good to me.

The coach debate fight.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I didn't know Shia was a smoker too. :(

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So when is Borat dumping this twat?

I love sacha

How cute! Rumor and her boy toy have matching chins!

@ Miley: Fake hair alert!