Courtenay Semel Is No SamRo
Before rubbing snatch lips with SamRo, HoHan shacked up with Courtenay Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel. Wait, I have a question before we get into this lezzie drama. Does she pronounce her name Courtney or Court-E-Nay? I don't think I could handle calling that bitch Court-E-Nay. I couldn't say her name without laughing. I'd have to call her Nay Nay or Courtie. Let's call her Nay Nay. So... One of Nay Nay's friends has talked to The News of the World about her love triangle with HoHan and SamRo.
Nay Nay and HoHan first met in 2006. HoHan didn't know how to deal with her gayelle feelings for Nay Nay, so she started doing a bunch of drugs. In HoHan's defense, I'd have to do a lot of drugs to make out with Nay Nay. She's not the prettiest vibrator in the sex store. Yes, there's such thing as a pretty vibrator. Here's one!
Things between Nay Nay and HoHan continued throughout 2006, but it all changed when SamRo came into the picture in 2007. HoHan and SamRo's relationship was strictly platonic at first. HoHan apparently said SamRo was "the father she never had." But does SamRo wear her cell phone on her waist band?
When HoHan checked into Promises, both Nay Nay and SamRo visited her. Nay Nay's friend said, “By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too."
When HoHan got out of rehab, she rented a house with Nay Nay. That didn't last too long. HoHan kept bringing home dude after dude. Finally, Nay Nay had enough dick in her house and moved out. A week later, SamRo and HoHan were joined at the labia.
Nay Nay's friend said, “Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”
Yeah, she looks really fucking distraught. Nay Nay is now "dating" bi-sexual ladyboy Tila Tequila. Typical!
Ugh! I thought the gays were dramatic. SamRo is a definite upgrade from Nay Nay. First of all, her name is Nay Nay. Second of all, she looks like she has a lazy tongue. I mean, SamRo looks like she could get a gold medal in muff diving. Nay Nay doesn't even look like she'd qualify for the finals!
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If I were a lezzy, I'd be searching for a SamRo. Everytime I go to this dyke bar with my gays I become somewhat hot for the butchies after a few long island ice teas. SamRo really does have the look of an Olympic muff diver - the look is instantly recognizable to those with finely tuned whore instincts.
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What, was that Nay Nay's first time around the block? If she's that upset, she must not've read the manual.
Every good Geigh/Lezzie knows not to invest any true feelings in someone sticking one fresh foot out of the closet...and that's for the same reasons you don't date people who are about to turn (or just turned) 21: Because a train wreck is inevitable! And when he/she finally pulls his/her shit together, you'll be the one left in the dust.
As soon as your hear the words "I think I might be gay but I'm not sure..." or " I'm (almost) 21!", immediately put him/her on a 18-month wait list!
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HoHan apparently said SamRo was "the father she never had."
That is fucked up on so many levels. This is a Dr. Phil two-parter!
Are any of these hoochies really gay or is it just the next level of famewhoring?? Hmmmmmm...
Didn't Courtenay like dudes?
Did anyone ever see that Filty Rich Cattle Drive show she was on? Didn't she get freaky with some dude on the show?
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 18, 2008 - 12:24pm
She's a 24 hour diner- ready to serve anyone, anytime, any dish.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 9:24am.
Didn't Nay Nay F Verne Troyer too? Other than a fake dating show, what is Tila famous for?
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
So, is Tila Tequila what one would refer to as a "lipstick" lesbian? Or as I prefer to call her, "a greedy hobag that will fuck anything that moves?"
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Didn't LiLo also have fuckey times with some old has been rock dude in the bathroom at Re-Hab as well?
GWAD she's a serious slut.
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Didn't Nay Nay F Verne Troyer too? Other than a fake dating show, what is Tila famous for?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 10:15am.
Sooooo....the Hohan was seeing Neigh Neigh and SamRo at the same time while in rehab...and she was also fucking that loser Riley guy at the same time? AND she was bringing other guys home in addition to Riley while she was living with Neigh Neigh and seeing SamRo?
What I would like to know is if anyone has quarantined the Hohan and sent her for STD testing recently.
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I would say there is a good chance that LesLo is harvesting a new strand of STD - as we type.. Parasite, LesLo, John Mayer and all the other Hollywood whores are walking STD cultures waiting to be discovered.
Scientists should just isolate them NOW before they unleash Super-AIDs on us all.
She did drugs to suppress her lezzie urges yeah that's why she did drugs lmfao bitch please Hohan is not a gayelle she's Ann Heche 2.0
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This story sounds planted by Lilo's people. Is this her excuse for becoming a druggy alcoholic?
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I think Lilo traded up... Courtenay is way fuger than Samro IMO. I'm team Ronson on this one.
What's interesting in the NOTW article is what FugFace Semel says about Lilo an Samro : “She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’!"
Interesting yes, surprising no.
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OK Tila Tequila is sleazy hobag epitomized, but I love the little dresses she wears. I watched her entire first season just to see what hot little ho outfits she was going to throw together, and I absolutely loathe reality dating shows.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Nay-Nay looks like a young Stacey London with a medicore rhinoplasty...
And SamRo is no upgrade from anyone...Bitch looks like she has fleas.
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o my god. neigh neigh is soooooooo ugly. im still laughing. OMG. what happened to her? o thats right. lindsey and tila. thats what happened. fuck im surprised her face hasnt melted.
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REALLY??? I never knew! Are they more dramatic than white trash?? Cuz i have a Hillbillie Soap Opera in the making around my house!!!!
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I'm starting to suspect that Tila Tequila may not be her real name. Just a hunch there, don't quote me on that.
Anyways, done packing and I'll see y'all in a week. Bye.
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It must suck to be Cuntenay, to know even before she walks into a packed stadium that she is without a doubt the ugliest and silliest person there.
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"SamRo is a definite upgrade from Nay Nay."
You got that right, MK. Nay Nay is so fuckin' ugly she makes me barf. And her air of entitlement just oozes from her picture ... or is that just her ugliness?
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I have to see a better picture before I say anything
Sooooo....the Hohan was seeing Neigh Neigh and SamRo at the same time while in rehab...and she was also fucking that loser Riley guy at the same time? AND she was bringing other guys home in addition to Riley while she was living with Neigh Neigh and seeing SamRo?
What I would like to know is if anyone has quarantined the Hohan and sent her for STD testing recently. Icky poo.
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yeah, Linds has been coochie deep in lez drams since day one. That's why I don't find it that hard to believe the SamRo thing.
There was a big deal about her and 'Neigh Neigh" (thanks IG and CC!) when they lived together always having huge fights and it was obvious to me they were bumping ginas then.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Oh and her name is pronounced "Courtney".. it's just one of those richers trying to be trendy by spelling their child's common name --- in an uncommon fashion, like Brittny Gastineau.
Yeah, wasn't there some story going around about how LiLo was madly in love with Paris, and Parasite dropped her without regard?
Tila Tequila is a total poser, and this girl probably is as well -- Blohan's getting lots of publicity because of the SamRo affair, so she's trying to cash in.
I love that Lindsay is a lesbo.
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Okay, I love you, MK..but this is REALLY old news. ..i mean REALLY old news.
And Courtenay Semel is a total beotch. She was on Joe Simpson's reality show, "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive" - I was one of the 13 people who watched every episode.. She is a dreadful hag - the lesbian version of Paris Hilton (wait, is Paris half lesbian or not?)...
well, anyway.. It appears LesLo traded down because Courtenay's father, Terry Semel, is worth over 500k - according to Wikipedia, which is notoriously unreliable......... but he was the CEO of Yahoo and other businesses. So, I would say it's safe to say that Courtenay comes from an UBER-RICH family
Submitted by kdracofan on August 18, 2008 - 12:10pm.
What a 'novela'
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OnT: And what does 'Neigh Neigh' NOT do for a living?
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I loathe Tila Tequila.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 18, 2008 - 9:08am.
I disgree, MK. She's way hotter than SamRo. But then again, that's like saying vomit tastes better than feces.
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All these girls are MEGA attention whores, plus I'm convinced that SamRo is probably the only genuine lesbo in this mix. Paris FOR SURE is bi. Remember when her phone got hacked and there were topless photos of her and some other chick making out?
Also, that lesbo looks like she's just FULL of love. I was thinking she's just not that into Tila but the more I look at her, the more I believe that's just her approach, generally.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Lilo used to mess around with PARIS! These chicks were NOT Lilo's first time with girls....she was in love with Paris, and Paris TORTURED her....back in 2006.....
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Neigh Neigh looks too much like a duck. Anyway, I would never do the scissor times with her, that's for sure!
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ugh! Who knew lesbians were so dramatic!
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I did! I warn "curious" girlies about it all the time.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
The word of anyone who would date Tila Tequila is suspect.
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I disgree, MK. She's way hotter than SamRo. But then again, that's like saying vomit tastes better than feces.
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Ugh! Who knew lesbians were so dramatic! Sam Ro and Nay Nay are both gonna be bummed when HoHan goes back to the peen.
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LOL IG!
I think Lilo likes her girlfriends more butch than Neigh Neigh.
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Courtenay looks like an extra from The Dark Crystal.
chin chin, you owe me a Coke!! Hee hee
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Lezzie Drams! YAY! This could be fun:)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I read this story in the Daily Mail and they referred to Court-e-nay as *stunning*....I suppose she has a certain feral quality about her..
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lindsay also hooked up with paris..who also likes girls btw..that has been swept under the rug(pun intended) remember that bullshit? they had myspace fights and shit.
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Tila Tequila is fucking disgusting I don't understand why people go on that show of hers to make complete TOOLS of themselves. Have these people ever heard of dignity or shame?
I saw this post and my vision just BLURRED, like some psychosomatic response to non-entities.