Courtenay Semel Is No SamRo
Before rubbing snatch lips with SamRo, HoHan shacked up with Courtenay Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel. Wait, I have a question before we get into this lezzie drama. Does she pronounce her name Courtney or Court-E-Nay? I don't think I could handle calling that bitch Court-E-Nay. I couldn't say her name without laughing. I'd have to call her Nay Nay or Courtie. Let's call her Nay Nay. So... One of Nay Nay's friends has talked to The News of the World about her love triangle with HoHan and SamRo.
Nay Nay and HoHan first met in 2006. HoHan didn't know how to deal with her gayelle feelings for Nay Nay, so she started doing a bunch of drugs. In HoHan's defense, I'd have to do a lot of drugs to make out with Nay Nay. She's not the prettiest vibrator in the sex store. Yes, there's such thing as a pretty vibrator. Here's one!
Things between Nay Nay and HoHan continued throughout 2006, but it all changed when SamRo came into the picture in 2007. HoHan and SamRo's relationship was strictly platonic at first. HoHan apparently said SamRo was "the father she never had." But does SamRo wear her cell phone on her waist band?
When HoHan checked into Promises, both Nay Nay and SamRo visited her. Nay Nay's friend said, “By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too."
When HoHan got out of rehab, she rented a house with Nay Nay. That didn't last too long. HoHan kept bringing home dude after dude. Finally, Nay Nay had enough dick in her house and moved out. A week later, SamRo and HoHan were joined at the labia.
Nay Nay's friend said, “Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”
Yeah, she looks really fucking distraught. Nay Nay is now "dating" bi-sexual ladyboy Tila Tequila. Typical!
Ugh! I thought the gays were dramatic. SamRo is a definite upgrade from Nay Nay. First of all, her name is Nay Nay. Second of all, she looks like she has a lazy tongue. I mean, SamRo looks like she could get a gold medal in muff diving. Nay Nay doesn't even look like she'd qualify for the finals!
That's it Courtenay, make your father proud... date Tila Tequila. Gross!
I love how Lindsay can act on her lesbonic feelings and it be ok and even adored by the public, but if a Christian Bale were to go back and forth all hell would break loose. But I must admit I fall victim to this double standard too. ah well
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Dear God. Me and my friends bicker all of the time, but I could not imagine how bad it would be if we were cootie bumping each other too?
Oh these gayelles and their drama. It's like The Hills mixed in with the The L Word.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Why is it that celebrity gayelles have more drama than a season of Shakespeare In The Park?
I actually have that pink rubber ducky...
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Hooray! Girl-girl is the new black! It's exciting to see stars bold enough to expresstheir alternative relationships in public. Fans of this threeway girl drama will love the dangerous, true girl-girl-girl romance written about by a Harvard Grad, his crazy wife and real Romanian dancers in:
"Caribbean Dreams: TRUE STORY of an Ivy League Couple who Bought a STRIP CLUB in the Caribbean"
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Submitted by dementa on August 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
And when she inevitably goes Heche and decides she misses the cock parade, she better go all out. I'm talking desert meanderings, appearing on random doorsteps, announcements that she's God or some shit like that, and a silly New Agey name. I want it all!
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HA HA FUCKIN HA!!! that rocks. and yeah, I want it all too!
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I think Sam is cuter. Hahaha, I can't believe I'm actually saying that. Nay Nay is sort of a weird looking lipstick lezzie. She looks sort of like Alf with make-up on.
Your face!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on August 18, 2008 - 9:27am.
dreamhypnotique is that you in your pics on myspace? if so......very cool pictures
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Yes, and thanks! :-D
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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Wow, masturbation with a rubber ducky. I've seen it all now.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
That's one ugly girl... I hope Tila really likes her because she probably has found a mate for life. Desperation will do that to ya...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I like the way her last name looks like "Semen".
I think Courtenay is cute. She looks like an elf
It's called being BISEXUAL people!!!!!!!
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People Suck!
I don't think JT (who is gay as a spring frolic) is lonely, because he's too in love with himself to ever be lonely in his own presence. But I think he craves people around to glorify him.
But.Seriously.Folks, that takes an Electra complex to whole horrific new levels. "My girlfriend is like the dad I never had! Luvs!" I guess she's unaware of how unhealthy that is and how badly it bodes for the relationship.
And when she inevitably goes Heche and decides she misses the cock parade, she better go all out. I'm talking desert meanderings, appearing on random doorsteps, announcements that she's God or some shit like that, and a silly New Agey name. I want it all!
I thought JT was just a twink using a she-hulk dyke as a smokescreen for his peen lovin' ways? Ain't no way Jessica Biel lets a penis with a pulse into that trap of hers. Rubber only, preferably stapped to a hot blonde lipstick lez.
If I ever met Tranny Pak Trong I'd totally ask her for a happy endings massage. That's about all she looks good for.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on August 18, 2008 - 11:03am.
Lohan is like a female Justin Timberlake when it comes to sexuality - she is for anyone who takes away her crippling loneliness.
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Holy shit you took the words right out of my keyboard. What the fuck is so wrong with being independent?! Lilo just can't cope for shit if she isn't in a relationship. She'd rather be in a destructive relationship than alone. I don't get that. Timberlake is exactly the same. GD people, fly solo for a while...you can do it! Hey you might even like it! Or get a goldfish & STFU.
And why do people name their kids shit like Courtenay? That is so retarded. It's COURTNEY. Man that gets on my nerves. I need coffee.
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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
That Tila Tequila is so unattractive and RAUNCHY.
There are too many beautiful Asian women from every country in Asia but she aint one of them and I so do not get that girl's appeal.
TT is gay for pay.... shes not bi either.
I THINK she is an attention whore who is down for whatever brings her the attention she thinks she deserves.
Lohan is like a female Justin Timberlake when it comes to sexuality - she is for anyone who takes away her crippling loneliness.
ok, there are obvious differences but still - there IS dominating crippling loneliness and that's the part that makes me laugh
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I pose an even bigger question--why are any of these people famous?
LoHan did kiddie movies and whatnot but the others have the words: drunk, slut, "bi" on their resumes. Hollywood makes me sick!
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y tu mama tambien!
OCD!
That's it! I work 12/13 hours a day to pay my bills but have to shut my windows at night to drown out the drunken shenanigans!
Its six thirty,
Yea! I'll be able to hear the wifey comin!! She had that surgery for a reason, if ya know what i mean!
Gonnaburn,
*sigh* fingers crossed that the next trash that moves in is hot!!!!
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Submitted by 2Di4 on August 18, 2008 - 12:38pm.
i agree with you!!
i knew something was fishy in this story and it's not just lohan's vadge. they are going to try and turn this story in the "poor me, i had problems with my sexuality and that's why i slept with everything with a pulse and used all the drugs known to man" thing.
i mean jeez!! there are many gay people trying to come into terms with their sexuality and who are't doing this. even if this is true it' just lohan putting the blame on something else again, rather than admiting her faults and mistakes.
i think this is a publicity stunt, and while it might work for a while, i'm wating for lohan to pull a anne heche too, like many d-listers said.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 8:42am.
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Omg! that. is. awesome. when wife in the back finds out about whore in front you better get the video. i have to see it!
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Sounds like my town. Don't worry about bullets. This is how it will go down. trust. Expect a femme fistfight/hairpullin' first, followed by two men in wife beaters wailing on each other. Then come the police and a PFA or two. One couple will divorce and move to separate trailer courts, the other couple- I am guessing the bariatric couple will try and and patch things up. You will get new neighbors, rinse and repeat.
That nasty little troll tila will hump anything with a pulse. Blohan better be careful! She doesn't want to end up with herpes like parasite.
The white trash families are funny except for the fact that none of them work. Enough energy to drink and hit the liquor store though.
RE: Submitted by stake_spike on August 18, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Didn't Courtenay like dudes?
Did anyone ever see that Filty Rich Cattle Drive show she was on? Didn't she get freaky with some dude on the show?
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YES! That's what I don't get. She was practically stalking Anthony Quinn's ugly son, she was so obsessed with him! She was even jealous cause she thought he liked Britney Gastineau or one of the other hoes. Now all of a sudden she's a lesbian? Seems to have been borne from a massive rejection of the opposite sex. This chick is also besty pals w/Kourtney K.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:42pm.
angel_i
Picture this..
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LOL! I gotsta come visit sometime and we can sit on your porch and drink Mint Juleps. No wonder Reality TV is so popular!
(and, actually, you just reminded me of the white trash family that we used to live next door to - she was a life-time alcoholic - but busy; she worked and worked on her house a lot (she made it SO damn tacky!) and her current BF and her ex BF who used to visit all the time and they'd all get drunk and fight, pretty much every night the whole summer long)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I think this is why they tell people in recovery not to date for a year. I'm surprised Tila wasn't invited to Ellen's wedding. Tila claims she's the reason the gays finally got the right to marry.
angel_i
Picture this..
Next door - mid 20's blonde whorey type trash who fights with her bf 24/7.
Behind my house - Late 40's hubby and wife trash who fight 24/7 (she just had bariatric surgery! Bonus!)
The two couple became FAST friends. Get together in the backyard, drink and watch dogs mate (I didn't make that up)
Welllllll, last night when I came home from work, hubby from behind was in front of whorey girls house, with said ho, whispering and huggin (canoodling!)
It's very entertaining, but I'm afraid of stray bullets when bf or wifey find out!!
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Submitted by pezin on August 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
i don't know why but i keep imagining that the voice of this nay nay chick souds like that of janice from "friends"...
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OMFG! That's awesome.
I file this under: "who cares".
Honestly, somebody's sexuality is of no interest to me. Granted, the drama is fun to watch from the sidelines, but it's all so silly. Whether Lindsay Lohan wants to dabble, be a temporary lesbian, or go full lifelong with it, that's her deal. In today's world, these things don't matter nearly as much as they did 15 years ago (except maybe in some more conservative circles, where they think "Will & Grace" is the work of the devil).
And the press angle that suggests she did drugs and slept around because she was "dealing" with her feelings is pure publicist bs. JadedKitten said it so well. I mean, I might drink too many margaritas on a Friday night, but did I do it because I was "dealing" with a problem or because they're friggin delicious and being drunk with my friends is FUN?!?
I call bullsh*t on all of this.
Lindsay is smart dumping Dog Faced Semel for Samro, cuz is she's ever tired of SamRo's meat curtains, she can bump it with Mark. GENIUS!
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True dat, beckhams chest wax! Didn't Samro an Lilo meet when she was doing Mean Girls? I think Samro did one of the songs in that movie or something...
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i don't know why but i keep imagining that the voice of this nay nay chick souds like that of janice from "friends"... she actually looks like her a bit
Submitted by lkoihil on August 18, 2008 - 11:31am.
Tila Tequila's name is something like Thuy Nguyen... she's from Houston; alot of Vietnamese people dissed her bc she didn't keep a name that reflected her heritage.
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Why are the Vietnamese complaining? If I were them, I'd be looking to disassociate the dirty bitch from my heritage.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by stake_spike on August 18, 2008 - 10:27am.
Didn't Courtenay like dudes?
Did anyone ever see that Filty Rich Cattle Drive show she was on? Didn't she get freaky with some dude on the show?
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Yeah, didn't she hook up with Alex Quinn, Anthony Quinn's son?? I read she's out of the closet and a "lesbian"... not bisexual, but lesbian. I don't know but she was all over that Alex Quinn dude and he wasn't really into her.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 9:28am.
Now I don't know if she is really a tranny, that is just my guess, based on the evidence presented. But yeah, she was like the most downloaded and friended bitch on Myspace, had some songs and did some modeling shit because of it, got a show, and the world now suffers because of it.
I am a masochist, I think, because I would totally wrap myself in cellophane and hit that shit. It's the little dresses. They get me every time!
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
haha, lazy tounge! she look's like she'd be good for a lick or two, and be like, "bleh, i'm tired".
I call partial bull on this one. I know that Lilo has been "hanging out" with SamRo since at least early 2006, if not 2005. Stunning brunette my ass.
She likes SamRo better cuz she looks like a dude.
Courtenay Semel can lick my crusty taint. Stupid bitch thinks she's all that 'cause Daddy bought her some fugly designer sunglasses and Lindsay bumbed coke 'ginas with her in a bathroom. You suck at life, bitch.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Tila is a tranny!? - why am I the last person to know this?
Tila Tequila's name is something like Thuy Nguyen... she's from Houston; alot of Vietnamese people dissed her bc she didn't keep a name that reflected her heritage.
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 18, 2008 - 12:29pm
Born m or f?
Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 18, 2008 - 11:29am.
Tila Tequila's real name is Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen and she grew up in Houston, Texas.. In the Asian ghetto near Harwin Street - if you are aware of the area.
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good ol harwin lol!! southwest side
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Tila Tequila's real name is Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen and she grew up in Houston, Texas.. In the Asian ghetto near Harwin Street - if you are aware of the area.
She did cheap porn before she "worked hard" to get where she's at. She was quoted as saying something similar.. "Worked hard" means she set up a myspace page and added as many people as possible.. then she did some cheap porn and screwed her way to the top.. the top of the Z list.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 11:24am.
Didn't LiLo also have fuckey times with some old has been rock dude in the bathroom at Re-Hab as well?
GWAD she's a serious slut.
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Ooooh, I don't remember that one! Sounds like the Hohan is working extra hard to become the new poster girl for HIV...but I suppose one would need something to fill one's time when one's career is being flushed down the toilet.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:18pm.
angel_i ,
REALLY??? I never knew! Are they more dramatic than white trash?? Cuz i have a Hillbillie Soap Opera in the making around my house!!!!
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Wow! Is white trash dramatic? I didn't know THAT! See? We can all learn something on D-Listed.
I've had lezzies around since I was a wee lass and all through my life. And there has always been a whole lotta stomping and wailing and pouting and ploying, lemme tell you.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 18, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Thanks for the info- Lemme get this straight. Born a boy, became a girl(who is a bisexual), and gained a following on Youtube?
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