Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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ALL HAIL ROSIE!! HER FAN BASE HAS JUST GROWN BY 1 MILLION!!! nice rant!!
the loonies have crawled through the dog door again. JJ can't feed them enough.
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read her blog daily and her 2nd book "My Lives" is my personal showbiz Bible about the fuckery in Hollywood.
Somebody needed to call these 2 CIA Operatives to the fucking carpet for being sell out nothings and who better than the queen of PMS to do it?
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i could give two shits about the whole mccain/obama thing (hey, i'm canadian!) but she points out exactly my problem with brangelina's hypocrisy in "saving" orphans to live in a lap of luxury and making ridiculously violent movies while crying about war-torn countries. TEAM ROSEY!
Roseanne must have tripped on her lowermost chin and fallen on her gorilla skull, mistaking August 2008 for "never" (when she was relevant). She needs to just check herself, and in case she's wondering, NO -- people haven't forgotten how she insulted our Pledge of Allegiance at that baseball game.
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HAHAHA remeber when she sang the national anthem and grabbed her crotch, oh that Roseanne shes so funny.
Submitted by brielle16 on August 18, 2008 - 10:24am.
WORD.
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Roseanne is not saying AJ should vote for Obama because AJ has a black child, she is saying someone who adopted a child from Africa should NOT vote for a Republican.
Geography, not race.
What a brave soul. Her days are surely numbered.
MK's post was a very accurate imitation of a rabid Brangeloonie. Shit, that put the fear of Brangelina in me and sent me scurrying right to my shrine!
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Oh please, and what has Rosanne done for anyone in this world beside annoy the f*** out of us? When's the last time she made any donations? Oh wait, she's a hasbeen and those TV show checks only pay for her fat ass to get more bad plastic surgery...never mind.
And since when does everyone have to endorse Obama? He's becoming like scientology, support him or die. Good for Brangelina for not following the delusional herd.
Mrs Kravitz.. nope, she ain't wrong. just obnoxious in her delivery. But then again, I was never one of those who liked her, so I am extremely biased. ya'll are going to have to forgive me on this one. she ain't my type - right or wrong.
PS. MK, you must know that just posting this is gonna make US have to deal with the Brangeloonies here. And we don't have staff for that shit like she does!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Did I miss something? When did John McCain EVER say he wants more war??
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
That's some fucking classy blogging.
wow. there ya go, everything she just said she ruined with the last sentence. support a "brown" man. how about support him because he has the skills to lead a country? it's disgusting people are voting for him just because he's black. and THERE ARE people out there who ARE doing that. and of course, other people NOT voting for him because he IS black. really sad.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
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Dayum!!! Who knew that Roseanne Barr and I would have the EXACT same words rolling off our fingertips|? While I'm here - let me tell you why I hate YOU, Roseanne. You are ALWAYS saying things I agree with and then you go off and act like a fruitcake. You're like the PETA of entertainers!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Angelina is voting for her cooch for prez. Can produce the most votes.
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sorry.. but I can't get past her hideousness and manner of delivery to properly take in the message. she has ranted from minute one of her career, hence my tuning out.... and now we got the rosaloonies goin'... because the coarse, brash, tackyass is BAAACK and all... and here I was just starting to cut her some slack. yeah brangeloonies are nuts, but addressing someone by name and publically calling their child "evil spawn" - I'm sorry, but that's just plain, well, evil.
Roseanne may be bat-shit crazy, but she speaks the truth.
she's completely right....actually.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 18, 2008 - 11:40am.
Death annocement in 5,4,3....
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LMFAO I'm gonna miss your crazy ass roro
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Are you leaving??!
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Learn Enlgish. Peeps. Does a body good. Loons, just give it up. You are not making her a martyr on this site. You look like crazy people that don't do your idol (idle) any good. She's lame.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on August 18, 2008 - 8:10am.
angry much?
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You say that like it's a bad thing! Just because she's angry doesn't mean she's wrong.
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Did I fall asleep and wake up to this woman being relevant? Did I miss something? Two words for this one, SPELL. CHECK.
WHO the FUCK CARES who Brangelina votes for? do they even have a home here?
It's still not as risky as blogging about the Scientologists. Funny how that brings on suicidal urges.
John McCain's daughters were both adopted from another country, so that's one thing they have in common.
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wtf?: 'hit by a plane' - what are they 5?
Submitted by KidL on August 18, 2008 - 9:04am.
Thank God someone in Hollywood is willing to publicly call out Brangelina on their bullshit and hypocrisy. I am SO sick of reading the gushing coverage these two get. At the end of the day they are two overrated, mediocore actors who live a life of excess that would have made Louis XIV vomit in disgust.
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I loved this so much I just had to copy it and reread it. Amen, baby.
Aha ha ha at MK getting hit by a plane! I'm on a conference call and I forgot to mute, they all heard me LMAO at this post.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 18, 2008 - 11:40am.
Death annocement in 5,4,3....
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LMFAO I'm gonna miss your crazy ass roro
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Her argument would carry more weight if she didn't sound like a jealous and raving crazy person. Well, and if it came from somebody other than her.
I couldn't agree more with her take on Brandalina but she needs to catch a clue about Obama. He has plans for perma war. He will relocate the troops from Iraq to Pakistan. His main advisor is Zbigniew Brzezinski who's main mission in life is getting it on with the Russians, and not in a good way.
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I haven't heard any statements from Brangelina with regard to who they're voting for, and far be it from me to tell someone who to vote for, but if they're actually considering McCain it really does fly right in the face of all the causes they so publicly support, and if it is true, has made them lose the last crumbling shred of dignity they had left in my eyes.
I am so glad to hear some speak out against Angelina Jolie and her "Saint" status. Roseanne actually has an educated opinion (despite how she decides to express it). Anyone who does endorse McCain is a confused an uneducated American. Barack Obama is a only a slight improvement though. Americans who do not realize that we are involved in a war built on lies needs to pick up a book (The Revolution by Ron Paul is a good place to start) and look at the news from a source other than Fox news (check out digg for a wide range of topics and sources)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 10:09am.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 18, 2008 - 8:07am.
but these people are staight up five or don't know English.
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a lot of them live in Switzerland
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Mrs. K- that actually makes a lot of sense. Don't the Swiss whine and complain a lot, since they don't have the balls to actually take a side?
Damn! Someone forgot to eat.
Naw.. really. That bitch is crazy. Maddox will put a hex on her ass.
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Nice to see that Roseanne has jumped off her own crazy train long enough to call out Brad N' Angie. Now if she'd only take on Vadge...!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I get that people don't want to vote for a Republican simply because he is Republican but isn't voting for someone simply because they are "brown" just as ignorant?
BRAVO!
This woman is my fucking hero.
ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside.
angry much?
Death annocement in 5,4,3....
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If celebrities want us to might our own business and stay out of their personal lives, then they should keep their opinions to themselves. You can't have it both ways.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 18, 2008 - 8:07am.
but these people are staight up five or don't know English.
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a lot of them live in Switzerland
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She makes some good points about Brangelina and their politics (or lack of it), but I think this lady may be even crazier than the Brangeloonies. not that it matters, because they'll all kill her soon...
"Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world."
So you should support a candidate just because of his skin color, not his politics? That's just what I hate about Obama groupies.
Thanks, douchelady. You just invalidated every word of your rant. Now back to the wasteland of obscurity has-beenity with you!
Roseanne(jealous much, want Brad more?) you are not Angies mother; you wish though.
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MK, I just read your "brange" email and hit the floor. That is how they write. We might have our type-os but these people are staight up five or don't know English.
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Brad Pitt was really good in Seven and Fight Club you can't say he's that terrible of a actor...Jolie on the other hand has NEVER been in a good movie.
Barr in 2008!!!!
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well at least she is well informed
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