Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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I can't wait for White Oprah's response you know shes going to same something about this.
Sometimes only the crazy speak the truth.
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2di4 - couldn't have said it better! Where the hell do these people get off. It's like Paris and her "Vote or die" t-Shirt and then not voting.
Your face and resume hold no clout with me.
Esp Sarandon. I loike her as an actress, but SHUT THE HELL UP!
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paradoxical bunny on August 18, 2008 - 11:54am.
Islandgirl - WAIT! I want in on that marriage TOO!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
there is nothing wrong with her calling out Angelina on this.
a) she is a public figure and chooses to be in the spotlight
b) isn't she a goodwill ambassador
c) any self proclaimed "do gooder" will take a strong stance on this being the most important political opinion ever!
i saw the recent article stating that she was on the fence as to who to endorse and i was appalled.
McCain represents all that is exploitive and evil in the world: Big Oil, Big Money, old right wing white Christian war mongers. they don't want to change the world, they are currently benefiting from the status quo from foreclosures (buying houses that were lost for dirt cheap), profiting on oil without pursuing alternative energy, and strangling us with the high cost of RX drugs (again lining the pockets of the republicans).
wake up people! more people need to educate themselves and vote in politics, not american idol (again controlling the masses).
I actually agree with everything Roseanne said, I'll go one step further and say Billy Bob Thorton is also right on when it comes to Angie. Make no mistake, he knows her crazy.
For someone who is making parenthood her career choice of the moment, the self imposed alienation of her own father is disgusting and hypocritical. The best entertainment yet to come out of the Pitt/Jolie union will be when their collection of children become teenagers.
All that being said, you know damn well that if voting for McCain would give Roseanne the body and face of Angelina Jolie she would vote McCain in a second, LOL, so shut up Roseanne. Celebs, even has been celebs shouldn't blog about politics.
I just clicked on Roseanne's "blog" link.
At the end of Rosie's rant about Angelina Jolie is a presumably paid for advertisement/link for none other than **Angelina Jolie**, via US weekly.
Who is Whoring out Who Hey?
Islandgirl - WAIT! I want in on that marriage TOO!
Where can I give Barr my resume application for life long best friend?
Hi IG, and MrPres!
I love Roseanne's show so much- that is all I have to say about her.
WHY is Audrina on the fucking news anyway? She is so lame.
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Fuck Rosanne
Fuck Obama
So Angelina should vote for Obama because she has an African child?
Obama has a racist hate mongering mentor.
Obama in "Dreams of my father" states that he was "born of an improbable love that was cemented in the civil rights march in Selma Alabama in 1965."
Unfortunately the truth is he was born in 1961 in Hawaii, the product of an extra marital affair while his father was a student there.
Further his father then abandoned Obama to return to Kenya when he was two years old, and Obama saw him only once more in his life after that.
Also, his "spiritual racial awakening" that he also cites in the same autobiography credits an article and pictures that he saw in Life Magazine about a man who is psychologically and physically scarred from trying to lighten his skin.
One problem again... no such article ever existed according to Life Magazine historians.
"Hope" and "Change" all sounds good until you realize your candidate has 2 years of experience compared to McCain's 26.
Moreover, Obama flip flops on Gun Control, the surge success in Iraq, etc. etc.
What you see is a typical politician, he already has the votes of the "hope" "change" Obama zombies, so now he changes his position on many points to align himself with a more conservative centrist viewpoint to try and capture some of the on the fence Republican voters.
Fuck Obama, wake up, the emperor has no clothes on, I'll take the war hero.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 18, 2008 - 12:18pm.
If Rosie ever got hit by a plane it would just bounce off.
LMAO!!!
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I dont give a shit who Angie's voting for...i mean, the woman is barely ever in the good ol USA anyway. What the hell does she know?
Roseanne is spot on....I cringed when i read it...but then i said, yeah, she's actually right.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on August 18, 2008 - 8:44am.
I could only muster up a "this is stupid" but you hit the nail directly on the head with that one!
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
I could do without the screechy, sledgehammer delivery, but Roseanne is right.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
If Rosie ever got hit by a plane it would just bounce off. And PSL I can't believe that LA morning show would not know how to pronounce Ceiling Eyes' name. Those bastards.
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Yeah, I always read Roseanne's blog. It is damn entertaining!
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Submitted by 2Di4 on August 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Right on Ro! I love it! She is so fucking right. Crazy or whatever she is – I fucking love her rants and opinions!
A woman voting for McCain just proves how fucking stupid the "saint" is. He's done nothing for women except oppress and insult them - even his own wives. Yeah, how nice he treated his first wife – guess for better or worse means jack shit to him. . .have an affair on her with the rich blondie and lie, lie, lie - prolly why the "saint" likes him - they both get by on their lies.
The hypocrisy of the fucking pictures of their kids for millions of dollars - gag me with a fucking spoon.
Can the media get over them already or what? Know one I knows gives a shit about them and groan every time we have them shoved in our faces. They are simply a couple of liars and cheaters. Both of them lied and cheated before they even met each other so what a good match for the shallowness of them both - poor kids will have them as that kind of role models. . . More Hollywood brats coming right up!
I am also SO sick of Brangelina and their fucking faces. Their movies suck too. All that bitches movies are so fucking stupid and for teen boys. I won't even bother when they come on DVD and some one burned it for me for free. It's the same thing every movie with her. . . her skinny arms trying to hold up a gun - yeah, so believable. . . and her “bad ass” poses and “sexy pouts” are not great acting skills. She's getting too old to look sexy doing that anymore. It's just like with that whore MiserAlba - the Hollywood producers only put those two talentless twits in movies so the teen boys will run to see them. “oh please tease the boys with if you’ll do a nude scene or not” jeeezusss!
Brad never had all that much substance in the first place - he uses all the women he’s been with to create a personality – taking on their interests - otherwise he's dull as week old cold ass mashed potatoes with no butter, salt or pepper. BORING and his “sexy pout” isn’t either.
I hope a plane hits them. Gawd how I loathe these two and can’t hardly stomach all the praise and admiration for fucking idiots.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 18, 2008 - 11:36am.
Brangelina are just two more fucked up Hollywood types--I pray for those kids to turn out ok and not be another generation of Paris, Mary Kate, et al.
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these kids will be WORSE and rebel even harder! god just imagine being raised by those douches! angie has already bought some aids place in ethiopia for zahara to "manage" when she's older. the kid is fucking 3 years old! i can't fuckiing wait for the tabloids in 15 years...
One of my top pet peeves: celebrities who think they are friggin political analysts.
Shut up, Roseanne. Shut up, Angelina. Shut up, Sean Penn. Shut up, Tom Hanks. Shut up, Naomi Campbell. Shut up, Susan Sarandon.
SHUT UP, ALL OF YOUR BRAINDEAD MEATHEADS AND QUIT SPOUTING OFF EVERY LITLE SOUNDBYTE YOU OVERHEAR AT PARTIES. JUST BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE JOB ALLOWS YOU THE FREE TIME AND MONEY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPOSED BIG IDEAS, DOES NOT MEAN WE WANT TO HEAR THEM. OH, AND JUST AS WEARING FAKE GLASSES DOESN'T MAKE YOU SMART, PLAYING A SOLDIER OR JOURNALIST IN A MOVIE DOES NOT MAKE YOU ONE, YOU MORONIC HIGH SCHOOL DROP-OUTS. SO QUIT GABBING AND GO BACK TO BUYING YOUR TRASHY ED HARDY T-SHIRTS AT KITSON.
Ok. i needed to get that off my chest. thank you.
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 18, 2008 - 12:12pm.
when did saint angie endorse mccaine?
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.
Roseanne's been using her Nevada trailer park voo doo and reading my mind.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 11:42am.
Hairicane I just love that avie to bits. It's full of so much hate, it makes my heart sing harp times.
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I feel a strong urge to "Ditto" that:)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hit by a plane?? lol...WAIT, is Angie flying it???
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Hairicane I just love that avie to bits. It's full of so much hate, it makes my heart sing harp times.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 9:37am.
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Ceiling eyes looks EXACTLY like this chick I went to high school with.
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I agree with Roseanne. Just because St. Angie likes to pretend she's smart, doesn't mean she is. Her endorsement of McCain and her circumstances as Roseanne pointed out, just proves what an attention whore she really is and how far her head's stuck up her ass.
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"Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane!"
hahahahahahahahahhahaa...........
It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a Wonky Loon with a Brangie Dollhouse on their head......
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The woman couldn't be more spot-on. There is a humungous amount of irony and hipocrisy circling Brangelina but nobody in Hollywood wants to open their mouth about it because god forbid you tarnish saint Brangelina's heavenly image. I don't care what people say about Roseanne--she rocks for having the balls to say whatever she feels and doesn't give a shit about what people think.
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LMFAO I'm gonna miss your crazy ass roro
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oh sweetie not me I would never! that just what I call roseanne i've watched way too many espiodes of the roseanne show
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
this is stupid
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, but my local news in L.A. has Ceiling Eyes on, and they got her name wrong....lmao
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
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Gonnaburn - exxxxactly!
This may be a case of the crazy calling the nut a loon, but I can't disagree with her at all.
Brangelina are just two more fucked up Hollywood types--I pray for those kids to turn out ok and not be another generation of Paris, Mary Kate, et al.
While I like a lot of what she said, why should a celebrity have to endorse anybody? I get way annoyed when it's like, "Before I sing my next song, let's take a minute to talk about this politician..." And "since you have brown babies, you should vote brown to build their confidence" is beyond fucking stupid to me.
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Nobody should vote Republican, they're a bunch of dangerous morons. Even I know that and I'm from Holland.
Rosanne is irrelevant.
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At least someone has the balls to say it! She may be a bit loony like Rosie O'Donnell, but ya can't say she doesn't have a point.
hahahahha...this is fucking GREAT!
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 11:04am.
ROFL!! I loooove that MK imitated the loons to a T. You are grand, sir! Positively grand!!
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Ya. My favorite part was the spelling of "looser." Seeing that used to grate on my nerves, but no more! Nothing like having evidence that the brangeloonies have 2 brain cells between the 10 of them.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
God MK I love you.
I always loved Roseanne and now I know why. Roseanne doesn't have to worry about the Brangaloonies, she will bite their heads off.
Oh, and how can you get hit by a plane????
I don't follow all this stuff too closely, but I do remember seeing on the news awhile back that McCain said there will be more wars.
He was speaking to a group at a campaign stop.
I don't know if he meant that he will wage other wars if he becomes president, but the way he said it was a little unsettling for me.
It's McCain's forgetfullness that bothers me a little.
I love Roseanne. I read that whole thing open-mouthed and smiling like an idiot. I think I might even need to change my panties. That made me feel all tingly in my danger zone, even if her grammar and lack of proper punctuation is hard on the eyeballs.
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Submitted by Youri on August 18, 2008 - 11:28am.
I always loved Roseanne and now I know why...Oh and how can you get hit by a plane????
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Ummm....nope. Still too soon.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
A couple of things wrong with Roseanne's rant:
1.) The whole right-wing Jewish conspiracy thing is downright nutty.
2.) Zahara's parents are alive.
3.) Angelina is voting for Ron Paul or Obama, NOT McCain.
4.) Brad Pitt has already publicly stated he supports Obama.
But her point regarding Jolie and Pitt being hypocrites and phonies? Spot on.
"...as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more."
Bwahahahahaha, c'mon, you all have to admit there is some truth in that statement. And I'm glad to finally hear someone speak out against Brangie instead of kissing their asses like everyone else does.
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