Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 18, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I think I'll just pencil in Richard Simmons for president...yah, thats what'll do! That sweet little loud-mouthed fairy pants could do LOADS better...there's nothing secretive about him thats fer sure!
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"Now vote, and stretch! Vote, and stretch! That's it! Get all of your beautiful tooshes off those couches and streeeeetch for your vote! I'm Richard Simmons, and I super-duper-approve this message!"
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Jussayin,
Don't even try to drag Obama's race into this fucking shit. His "mentor" is a racist sack of fucking trash. Apparently he's so racially progressive, he wants whites burned at the stake. Huh?
Also, Michelle Obama is not proud of the massive leaps and bounds we have taken toward racial equality? She's not proud of Martin Luther King Jr. dying for his beliefs and seeing his dreams come into fruition? That right there is ignorant.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
The most insufferable thing about Brange is how they make excuses for the gun issue "Oh, my son drew a huge fucking machine gun and we thought it was just so cute, just like those Columbine boys so we had it made into a 2190324 dollar necklace from Jacob the Jeweler and now we wear it all the time so press will ask us about it and then we threw a huge fucking birthday party with a guns and war theme! But we are really against violence and really want to save the world!"
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Roseanne is abso-frickin-lutely right! Angelina should be ashamed she didn't diss McCain when she got the chance...I don't like her anymore.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Leatherette, I fucking CAN'T WAIT for Obama to get elected and for everyone to see that they were fucking FOOLED by a CONMAN.
...still better than being CONNED by a FOOL the way we have been the past 7 1/2 years. It's not like African Americans have any reason to be proud of this country, but after the joke of the past elections, it's fairly evident that fools are quite numerous. Put the woman's remark in proper context that she's proud to see America attempy to move past its racist, lazy, ignorant past and mature....oh wait, only half of us though. The rest would love to cling to the dark ages....
And who let that slag Roseanne speak anyway. I thought she was dead by now. Since when is Angelina the voice of reason and politics to be upheld. Glasses of STFU all around please!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I feel VERY proud and VERY grateful to be American. Every day. Im glad you do too; I think it's one of the most key components im being a good person.
Gratitude and criticism aren't mutally exclusive.
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I think I'll just pencil in Richard Simmons for president...yah, thats what'll do! That sweet little loud-mouthed fairy pants could do LOADS better...there's nothing secretive about him thats fer sure!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
*rolling*
But seriously, anyone can support whomever you choose.
No need to bash.
YOu can vote for whomever you choose, just so long as you vote.
BTW, there are more than 2 parties to support in this country.
when you get down to it, this either or bullshit is not much of a choice.
totally agree with missy on brangelina!
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Submitted by zomay on August 18, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Roseanne is a big time Hillary supporter, so her getting behind Obama is a a big thing for her. But everyone making this into a Obama/McCain argument is missing the big picture. I think Angie Jo's refusal to pick a side was only the straw that broke the camel's back. Roseanne's rant is way deeper than that. It is all about people calling themselves "progressive" but than turning around and wearing gold guns around their necks. And making yet another film based on gas guzzling cars and semi-automatic weapons.
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I agree.
Brangelina's "presence" in popular culture is a big one. They (she) has a MAJOR influence over the public. I have read commentaries where she is being blamed for increses in teen pregnancies. She is an unmarried woman glamorizing motherhood to People magazine readers (read: underaged, uninformed impressionable celebrity worshippers).
It frustrates me that AJ is such a pile of hypocritical nonsensical narciccism AND that she has become so influential for really not doing much beyond being a movie star. If I were crazy Roseanne I'd probably write the same rant.
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And let's not forget we have to bail out all the morons losing their homes who should never have bought them in the first place.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Leatherette
I guess we should also overlook the crap that his preacher man was spewing too? Cause he didn't say it right? He only considered the man "family" but doesn't share any of the same views?
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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Over McCain's slutbucket wife? Absolutely.
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And if Obama wins, I can't wait to come up in here and listen to all the wailing and crying when your taxes are so high you can't afford new clothes, gas or cable because all your money is going to the inner city and into the hands of welfare moms procreating for a check, health care for illegal immigrants and criminals.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
thank you to mk you post most of it.
Amen to Rosie
That would be fucking great to have Gene in the WH!!! He'd get shit done for sure. What a superb idea:)
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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
I am going to just come right out and say that I am completely ignorant of any politics in this country except for the fact that they like to tap their feet in bathrooms and send dirty text-messages to their pages and whatnot (you know, the stuff in the rag mags). But I really think that, despite all the bullshit politicians feed us, we are pretty fortunate to live in this country. I mean, hell, it's better than Ethiopia, right? When I wake up every morning I thank God that I don't have to fear for my life when I step out of my house.
That is all. *steps off her soapbox*
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 18, 2008 - 11:58am.
she did say that. even though she grew up the daughter of a lawyer and attended Princeton and Harvard. yeah, what the hell has this country done for her EVER??? right?!?!?!?! I mean, she should get some kind of REWARD for having such an AWFUL life FORCE FED to her ON A SILVER SPOON.
She should watch her damn mouth. Obama has some dumb, outspoken people in his circle, thats for sure.
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Leatherette, I fucking CAN'T WAIT for Obama to get elected and for everyone to see that they were fucking FOOLED by a CONMAN.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
leatherette, Barack has been quoted in saying he will discuss all major decisions with his wife if he becomes president. He thinks they should govern 50/50!
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So how would that be different from Ron and Nancy Reagan?
Obama's campaign has been a disaster. Does anyone here know that he got his job in the Senate because he ousted all of his opponents? Or about his radical Muslim family members? Has anyone heard Jeremiah Wright's "sermons" and the racial hatred contained in them? In politics, who you are associated with says tons about who you are. With connections like that, Obama is nothing but scum. With a wife that says repeatedly that she has never been proud before of the country, what does that say about him?
Read this nice little condensed argument against Obama and then tell me you believe in him.
http://savagepolitics.com/?page_id=326
“My foreign travels and life experience better qualify me to address our nation’s closest Allies.”
EVIDENCE - Except for Africa and Middle Eastern Muslim countries, Senator Obama has never been anywhere else in the world. SOURCE 1, SOURCE 2
COUNTER CLAIM - The Middle East is an important area and so is Africa.
REBUTTAL - Indeed it is, but that is not what Senator Obama was arguing in this statement. He categorically stated he would be better qualified to meet with our nation’s ‘closest’ allies. Pakistan, Indonesia, India, Kenya, and Iraq can hardly be considered America’s ‘closest’ allies. Implying visits to 7 countries in nearly 47 years (4 of which were in his youth) is somehow equitable to visiting 80 countries in 18 years, (as has his opponent, Senator Clinton, in various official governmental capacities) is completely dishonest.
VERDICT – SENATOR OBAMA, YOU ARE A LIAR
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
and ONE more thing (no REALLY this time):
I CAN'T WAIT to come up in here if McfuckingSAMErapeintheAmericanAss wins and hear all the wailing and crying about how we are in for ANOTHER 4 years to cap off the last 8 of Republican fascist (YES, that's what it is) horseshit. Because this all sounds like the same things I heard about Al Gore, then Kerry, before their leads were whittled to just-tied with Bush, making it easier to steal the election via hanging chads and Republican-owned Diebold voting machines.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 18, 2008 - 10:47am.
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Just write in a vote for Gene Simmons. I think that's what I'm going to do. Only problem is, he wasn't born in this country. But even though he is a big ASS, he loves this country and is a great businessman. I think he would be a great president.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Roseanne is a big time Hillary supporter, so her getting behind Obama is a a big thing for her. But everyone making this into a Obama/McCain argument is missing the big picture. I think Angie Jo's refusal to pick a side was only the straw that broke the camel's back. Roseanne's rant is way deeper than that. It is all about people calling themselves "progressive" but than turning around and wearing gold guns around their necks. And making yet another film based on gas guzzling cars and semi-automatic weapons.
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Michelle Obama said that the only time she's ever been proud of her country was when her husband won the nomination. And you guys want her to be first lady?
Please tell me that you're joking or you made that up. That's not first lady material.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 12:54pm.
leatherette, Barack has been quoted in saying he will discuss all major decisions with his wife if he becomes president. He thinks they should govern 50/50!
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as long as he keeps voting and thinking as he's been doing all along, don't give two shits either who he discusses his decisions with long as he deals the program he says he's gonna deal when he gets in. Period end.
EVIL SPAWN LOL I LOVE THIS KRAZY BITCH ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE EXPOSED THE WHORE JOLIE SHE FLY AROUND GOING OVERSEAS TO TALK ABOUT WARS AND SHIT ACTING LIKE SHE CARE SHE EVEN GO AND SEE THE SOILDERS BUT THEN SHE TURN AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVE GUNS AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT BLOODY KILLING MOVIES AND BEING THE PROUD MAMA THAT SHE IS SHE ALSO LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW HER LITTLE MADDY HAVE AN OBSESSION FOR WAR SO SHE GIVES THE KID A WAR THEMED PARTY AND HE DREW A PICTURE OF A GUN FOR HER AND PAPA PITT HAD IT TURN INTO A NECKLACE WITH SHE WEAR AROUND HER BONY SKELETAL NECK YEAH WHAT A ROLE MODEL THIS FAKE BITCH IS
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It is sad that they still haven't figured out what to do with Zaharras hair. She's got the "Oom Foo Foo" do. And don't anyone start with that being considered racist...it's straight from Eddie Murphy RAW!!
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Submitted by Whatever on August 18, 2008 - 11:52am.
This tubby needs to stfu. Let Brangelina vote for who they want. I think both candidates are awful anyhoo.
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Agreed. The only presidentail candidate I ever had faith in was Howard Dean. Too bad he made a loud and enthusiastic noise which cost him the nom.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 18, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I don't particulary care for Angelina, however, Roseanne needs to just STFU. P.S., name one politician who is not a crooked lying whore.
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I agree. Roseanne sounds pathetic and desperate for attention. It is none of her business who someone votes for. It's no wonder she can't get a job, even her creepy kid's dvd bombed.
Deer Rosanee,
Yu suck! I hope a plane hits yu!
luv n hisses
AmyWino
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I think (hope) soundbytes of that were taken out of context by the most reliable of sources, the media. I swear- The National Enquierer should cover politics and there would be less spin and bullshit.
leatherette, Barack has been quoted in saying he will discuss all major decisions with his wife if he becomes president. He thinks they should govern 50/50!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
No she has no point!!! She says they keep spitting out dunces that will use up their fair share and destroy out planet even more???? This is coming from a woman who has 5 kids of her own!!! Biological kids...how many did she adopt to take care of? None!!! Also how much money has she given to feed the hungry? She has no point!!! Shut the hell up Roseanne and go back to your booze and pills.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 18, 2008 - 10:47am.
Can i just say that i dont want to vote for EITHER candidate. Seriously folks...the options BOTH suck. Either way...this whole country loses.
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Agreed.
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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 18, 2008 - 12:51pm.
John Edwards, oh wait. fuck.
Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Michelle Obama said that the only time she's ever been proud of her country was when her husband won the nomination. And you guys want her to be first lady?
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YES. Because I'm voting for BARACK Obama, not her. Same goes for Mrs. McCryptkeeper, don't give two shits what she thinks either, it's her toady husband I'm hating on.
This tubby needs to stfu. Let Brangelina vote for who they want. I think both candidates are awful anyhoo.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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Haha. Hey, I thought he already went through his dirty/unwashed stage with Juliette Lewis?
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He did, he's just bringing it to another level by adding a bunch of dirty kids to the mix. Shiloh and the twins were the only clean-looking ones. That breaks my fucking heart. I feel sad for those children.
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BRADIFUL BITCH
Their gilded house of cards has just been huffed and puffed at.
Yup, and you know Rosie got some stank ass breff so it's gotta hurt!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I don't particulary care for Angelina, however, Roseanne needs to just STFU. P.S., name one politician who is not a crooked lying whore.
I love Roseanne. I wish a Brangeloonie would think about doing/saying something to her - she'd slap those bitches down quick.
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Michelle Obama said that the only time she's ever been proud of her country was when her husband won the nomination. And you guys want her to be first lady?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LOVE CARROTTOP
Haha. Hey, I thought he already went through his dirty/unwashed stage with Juliette Lewis?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Can i just say that i dont want to vote for EITHER candidate. Seriously folks...the options BOTH suck. Either way...this whole country loses. Sucks to be the USA. Cant ever seem to find a decent person to lead this country. They always promise us the moon and stars but when they finally get into office they realize that things just dont work that way.
Pfft. there i said it. Thats how i feel so stick your Obamaisms and your McCainisms where the sun dont shine....im sick of hearing it.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 10:40am.
Fuck off and die in a mega-church implosion
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I hafta write that one down LMFAO =))
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 18, 2008 - 11:27am.
I am practicing my Figure 4 Leg Lock as we speak.
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LOLOL Islandgirl... yeah..those cabana beds can be a real tangle... (allow me to warm up with a few St. Croix Cocktails first, won't you?)
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on a less tantalizing note... someone's gotta earn the bread in this family... I'm out! have a great one everybody..
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I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke! HEY, I need me an OBAMY cigarette, cause he's a REAL man, YES, I'll shut up now!
Tis the season of politics so when in Rome...
But I am not taking this rant LITERALLY, it's the tone and timing.
A lot of people have been oh so close to crossing the line when it comes to Brangie, they may have leaned over it but never crossed it.
Leave it to someone like Roseanne to stomp over the Irony Gated commune of Brangie and open it wide.
Now, it will be open season.
Maybe this will force their hand and they will have to do some explaining. Their gilded house of cards has just been huffed and puffed at.
And in my infinite delusional insights, I believe The Brad is already in a bathroom somewhere in Chez Skittle thanking Jeebus, for now he sees a way out.....
The end is near.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Right?? I mean did they get the date and time mixed up or something. They all looked as if they just got out of bed. Could anything have appeared more staged? Or are they just trying too hard for the bohemian au natural look? Either way they looked dirty and unkept. Bet that house is like a zoo!
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I remember one picture where they're all on the bed, and Maddox is holding Shiloh, and Angelina looks like she hadn't moved a comb through her hair in years. I'm sure she was attempting to look like a doting mom by indicating that she didn't have time to shower... but all she managed to do was make herself look like an unwashed cracked out smelly hobo. Oh, and a nice greasy kop on Pax too. What the hell was that???
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