Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Some would say yes, by being associated with those that do. He denies it, of course.
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Gotcha. That makes more sense now. I've read a few of his 'speeches' and the ones I heard were all about making African Americans lives better... nothing about the general greater good of America though.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I bet Rosie's got big poo times.
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Submitted by paris herpes on August 18, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Well I guessing she heard it out of Obama's own preacher's mouth! There's no question HE hated on white people.
Ok, enough! *joins in snoopy dance*
*dreams of poo times*
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 2:31pm.
It's not safe to go there. Yes/No- depending on who you ask. Can we talk about poo now?
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Direar! Poopy bum! I seriously want to know though...
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
*peeks back in, hears Kumbaya, goes back to grab marshmallows and Hershey bars and graham crackers*
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 18, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Well that sucks. Save up to buy your dream home and raped by the market and blown away by Wilma at the same time! Fucking global warming, lol.
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Viva!
I have that theme song in my head now!!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Being Canadian I'm not following this election, but I need to know: is it true that Obama is openly hating white people?
What the hell?! Where did you hear this? Obama's biracial and I doubt he would hate on white people, unless it's a certain TYPE of white person. I think he meant the frat boy douches that have taken over this country from that weird Skulls cult @ Yale and Harvard, personally.
Your face!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:02pm.
word! Now do the snoopy dance with me
*throws head back, dances like a fool*
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Viva!
Like Linus says, there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Stoney
Yup, pretty crazy. I bought my condo (floor to ceiling windows facing the ocean on an island) and paid I think 315K and my monthly maintenance fee was about $375/mo (way low) and after hurricane Wilmathecunt said hello the maintenance went up to over $900/mo and that was when the bubble burst too. So the old folks (on fixed incomes) in the condo started selling cheap because they couldn't afford the maintenance, yada, yada, yada. But alot of the starving realtors out there were zeroing in on these old folks and talking them in to selling cheap to get out quick and that didn't help either.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I think Roseanne ROCKS! That had to be said. She did not mince words and that's a good thing. And the point about Angie being in all of those violent movies is spot on. She does on occasion do regular semi-political movies but she's not a memorable actress either. It is hypocritical so espouse the ideals of moral democracy and humanitarianism that Brangelina supposedly represent, but then make violent films that do nothing for the rest of humanity but encourage annhilation (sp) of humans based on dichotomous understandings of good and evil. I will stick my nose back in my books now.
Your face!
Missy I left you a myspace pressent! Didya see?
OnT: I learned to never discuss two things here... Race and Politics. It just seems like it's not the place, and it doesn't take long for people to start taking the opinions of people we normally love and enjoy personal and disrespecting each other and being all around asses(myself included).
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
How funny! At last someone has spoken out about these two hypocrites/cretins. They whore out their children who have not chosen to be in the media spotlight to make themselves feel good...under the guise of it being to highlight a cause. They sell the pictures of their babies and because they are 'donating the money to charity" that makes it ok??? They donate the money to themselves, to their own foundation and then release the money at strategically timed intervals.....with the interest from the money they make off photo shoots they can AFFORD to donate millions and it still doesn't cost a penny to them personally...plus they get tax relief to boot.
Haven't they heard of charity work without the fanfare of trumpets? I wish these two smug, self -serving, half witted simpletons would go away.
" an aids clinic which Zahara will take over someday" God help those poor children, whose skanky parents are and will be living vicariously through them.
The argument from intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Sorry to hear that pimp. I guess shit really is bad when my grandparents can't even sell their house, and it's pretty much perfect in a great area of town...
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islandgirl
Thanks dear, but we shall persevere. I'm lucky for so many things in my life right now (not out on the street - living with family) and I have my health and I learned a ton of lessons I'll never have to learn again. Haha. Def a pain in the ass but I can get through anything as long as I have my VODKA!! Haha
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Being Canadian I'm not following this election, but I need to know: is it true that Obama is openly hating white people?
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no! (ps - Im not an obama supporter, nor mccain supporter)
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Pimpcessa, sorry to hear that. I was just about to tell you that I liked when you said that the real estate business is fuckety fucked up. No kidding. YIKES! :(
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OK...WHO'S DRANK THE VODKA??
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Stoney
I lost my home and my real estate business...everything. Starting all over again.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Roseanne ROCKS!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 18, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Well all right, since you say so, pimp! I'm not a homeowner, so I guess I should just shut my hole on that issue.
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Stoney
I usually agree with most everything you say but I have to tell ya regarding the foreclosure issue is not what you may believe it to be. Yes a lot of people got a great mortgage that they knew would go to an adjustable rate in the future usually starting out with a low interest rate or even an interest only loan both of which were very affordable. Most people prior to their loan rate adjusting to a higher un-affordable rate would just have to re-fi their mortgage at a decent rate right? Well the problems came when they tried to secure a decent fixed rate and their house didn't appraise for what they owed on it because the prices started going down and people started dumping their properties cheap hence bringing all value on all of the homes in the area. It's a big friggin mess and that's just one of the scenarios. I'm in the real estate business and it's all fuckety fucked up!
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*bloop*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Some would say yes, by being associated with those that do. He denies it, of course.
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Well, when the posts have made a full circle, I know I've been on too long. Love to all you who know it. HIIIISSSS to you other bitches!
Good point, cara. Like I said before, lesser of two evils imo. They both suck donkey balls.
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If anybody is worried about spending tax dollars on welfare, it seems odd they would vote for McCain considering the war in Iraq is costing taxpayers 1.5 to 3 billion dollars PER WEEK.
Submitted by angel_i on August 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Are you insinuating I'm on dlisted too much? LOL. I totally accept that.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 2:30pm.
It's not safe to go there. Yes/No- depending on who you ask. Can we talk about poo now?
Roseanne and Angie are the both of them crazy attention whores.
SHEESH!!
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Being Canadian I'm not following this election, but I need to know: is it true that Obama is openly hating white people?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 11:21am.
yeah, we're all pretty much fucked.
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It's fine for everyone to have an opinion, but didn't Roseanne have a bunch of kids, too?
Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I would just like SOMEONE in this fucking country to take some responsibility for their own situation for ONCE.
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They are. It's just that, because they are - they don't have time to talk about it.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I started out at one of those, picked a shitty major in which I would never make big bucks and transferred to a lesser school for the same major. I figured, why? I think the 1st year loan was double what I had to take out for the other three. I will have it paid off the year before I retire and that will be in the year 20fuckingnever.
BOO! I'm back! with this:
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America hasn't a chance. Its not going to be the elitists that suffer though, its going to be the average American who has neither the time nor the proper resources to ascertain the truth of all of this as they are too busy holding things together in the miserable, declining economy and paying through a 100 year old antiquated energy policy. The little time they have is spent sitting in front of a monopolized news service feeding them propaganda to get them angry, to divide them against each other, to do everything but see the truth.
Ever wonder why the left swears the media is bias to the right and the right vice versa?"
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/postglobal/ali_ettefagh/2008/08/post_...
-- Although it's centered around the current Geogrian crisis, it explains the sad simple truth of what it's ALL really about. /now keep on talking about that scaaaary Mrs. Obama and who's too uppity, out.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 18, 2008 - 11:14am.
Oh yeah lovin the Boz!
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Nervenzusammenbruch
i don't want to read about politics on here especially since i've made up my mind who i'm not voting for...
but...what roseanne said is funny...and there is some truth in her rants....
carry on...
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Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Wow. You CLEARLY didn't read what I just said about welfare! God, we were JUST talking about this. Jesus Christ!
And you know what, those people KNEW the rates could increase. Yes, the vulturous lenders are a lot to blame, I not saying that. I would just like SOMEONE in this fucking country to take some responsibility for their own situation for ONCE.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Personally I feel any woman on government assistance should have a norplant in their arm. I used to have one myself and it worked great. Obviously it's not for everyone either as far as womens different health issues are concerned. But I used to date this guy who's father was one of the doctors who created it and he said that it was initially created for third world countries where the women couldn't be trusted to take birth control and would have all these babies hanging off their titties and no way to support them. Didn't like the way he put that little bit of insight to me but let me tell you, It was great not having to remember to take that pill everyday!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
OMG I CAN'T BREATHE! someone told you they hoped you got hit by a plane! HA! You are SO lucky! Instead of telling ppl to "go fly a kite" like Loretta does on Juno, i will just tell ppl to go get hit by a plane instead! jfakdjfaldkfj
*Emily*
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 1:19pm.
LOL, you would think, huh? No, I just went to a very good/expensive school. Actually, if I keep paying that way it should be paid off by 2011. Whoopie for me!
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 1:07pm.
And let's not forget we have to bail out all the morons losing their homes who should never have bought them in the first place.
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WOW. What an ignorant statement. I take it this is coming from someone who has failed to pick up a newspaper or turn on the news because their total focus is DLISTED. This isn't about people biting off more than they can chew. This is about people who got locked into ARM loans and when it came time to refinance into a fixed or lower rate, the mortgage economy went belly up. Sub prime lenders fucked alot of people. Alot of people couldn't afford the increased interest rates. The real estate market was never the same after 9/11... I'm sure many people wondered if they'd ever be able to afford a home with the homes being sold for twice the value! The inflation on homes was unheard of and still is! On top of the mortgage crisis - we're in a recession to boot with high gas prices and the cost of food at an all time high. It's ok to support the welfare cases in the country but not the foreclosure problem? Giving away free money for people who don't want to get off their asses to find work and continue having children- but let's slam the hard working middle class guy who bought a home he thought he could afford until interest rates sky rocketed. Nice, real nice.
Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 2:17pm
Are you an FN doctor??? Jesu- That sucks!
Submitted by aquarius on August 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Right there with you. Welfare needs to go to the disabled, and not the hos who are too dumb/lazy to use birth control or keep their legs shut when they already know they cannot afford a child. It makes me SO ANGRY. Yes, I want the children to be taken care of, but they shouldn't have been born to unfit parents in the first place. Sorry if that's harsh, but that shit is frustrating to the masses who act responsibly and are forced to keep opening our pockets for other people's children. And you don't even KNOW the extent of my fucking stupid loan debt, lol. I'm already at $450 a month.
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Oh yeah lovin the Boz!
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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
Sorry for the DP, everyone. I don't know how it happened, for realz. I just noticed it.
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I don't like Obama or McCain. But note to Roseann:Your facelift has fallen. Please re-do. Even then, you won't be half the woman Angie is.