Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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Wow! Some very strong words and point of view.
My guess is that Brad and Angelina won't respond but Voight will. Does he have a movie opening soon? Ah, Brad does (two) so I'm sure he will be asked about these comments while he is on the circuit
I thought Brad was supporting Obama. But we all know he will do whatever Angelina tells him to.
Roseanne does make a really good point regarding the type of movies they act in, particularly Angelina. Her last one was extremely violent. I always wonder how parents justify their choices to their kids. Maybe walking one way but talking another.
The other thing I would question about Pitt and Jolie is how they take center stage when on their humanitarian missions. If you are going to do good, just do it and stop with all the fanfare because of it.
Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Of course! It'll be one of her usual arrogant, "I read this article and could not stop laughing. Brad and I laughed for hours. *lists off all past good deeds and humanitarian work* I prefer to spend my time with my 7,394 children than read the tabloids." Yammer yammer yammer.
that sounds pretty accurate!!!LOL!
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That's right on target! It seems she always has to throw in there how her and Brad laugh off everything. I think it's just nervous laughter for her. Didn't the doctor say she was laughing during the birth of the twins? They either smoke alot of pot together or are in a state of drunkness 24/7. Neither of them strike me as the funny type....
Yes She always does that! Brad and I this, We that! It's like their not their own people. She said in some interview how Her and Brad BOTH love and enjoy guns!!! That that one thing they enjoy together! WHY DOES HE LET HER SAY THAT!!?? It makes him sound like a complete tool!!!!
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Those who vote purely on race, sex, and celebrity endorsements are to dumb to vote!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 5:06pm.
peaches on August 18, 2008 - 4:58pm
Um, I'll argue with you about The Brad.
Skeletina has miles and miles more on her skank odometer fueled ONLY WITH her lies, deceit, greed and ignorance, The Brad at least had somewhat of a legitimate career.
Yes he's fucked at the moment, but certain things about him have remained consistent.
She's only consistent at being a worthless, low rent, conniving hwore
I guess I don't like how he's been trying to suddenly portray himself as a do-gooder, and he often contadicts everything he says in that retrospect. I just wish he could learn to be himself, I don't like what he's become!
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Of course! It'll be one of her usual arrogant, "I read this article and could not stop laughing. Brad and I laughed for hours. *lists off all past good deeds and humanitarian work* I prefer to spend my time with my 7,394 children than read the tabloids." Yammer yammer yammer.
that sounds pretty accurate!!!LOL!
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That's right on target! It seems she always has to throw in there how her and Brad laugh off everything. I think it's just nervous laughter for her. Didn't the doctor say she was laughing during the birth of the twins? They either smoke alot of pot together or are in a state of drunkness 24/7. Neither of them strike me as the funny type....
Ok point 1. I will be as pissed as a pure pussy parade if Angie Jo actually supports McCain HOWEVER... In angies defense I would not state my support of either candidate if I were her for two reasons:
1. It would influence too many people whom I, as a hypothetical Saint Angelina, would want to make their own decisions and:
2. Why give them free press when someone will offer me some cash eventually?
Finally I just have to say that it's kind of racist for Rosanne to say that Angie Jo should just support Obama for the sake of her kid's racial identity... I don't think Obama would appreciate that ROSE!
Oh and Rosanne is from Utah where I live so we're like buds...
peaches on August 18, 2008 - 4:58pm
Um, I'll argue with you about The Brad.
Skeletina has miles and miles more on her skank odometer fueled ONLY WITH her lies, deceit, greed and ignorance, The Brad at least had somewhat of a legitimate career.
Yes he's fucked at the moment, but certain things about him have remained consistent.
She's only consistent at being a worthless, low rent, conniving hwore.
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Submitted by You Knew Who on August 18, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Does anyone really believe Angelina actually gives a royal fuck about US politics? She talks some bullshit rethoric once and a while and then goes about her own egocentric agenda. Her and Noballs fopman are in France pretending to be Marie Antoinette and Louis the SunKing. She is hardly going to bother to fill out a mail in ballot. She will go do some UN work when she wants to visit another foreign country to do a little baby shopping.
LOL! the best Part of that is, the French Hate her and Brad! I was in the elevator with two women from the south of France, and I asked them if they've met them(jokingly) And they just scoffed and rolled their eyes and laughed! I said" you guys don't like them much over there, do ya?" They laughed and rolled their eyes again and said no! hahaha!
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It sucks that I'm actually having to defend Angelina somewhat today, being Roseanne has publically admitted in the past to being schizophrenic! It shows in this rant, being much of it is absolutly true, especially about Brad and Angelina Destroying the earth(I am VERY glad she said that, being that that is actually more Brad's area of Hypocracy, not so much Angelina, and he is definatly the bigger hypocrate than Angelina is, That Noone can argue with! I'm not saying Angelina isn't a hypocrite, because she certainly is, but Brad is a lot worse at being one than she is!) but than she makes wierd rants that sound like it came from the voices in her head! Damn, why couldn't someone more respectable and Credible have come out instead, than I wouldn't feel any need to defend St. Angelina on Anything!
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She is absolutely right! It's a no brainer! 'Cept for the part of having a Thai son...he's Cambodian. I'll let that slip cause she has balls of freakin steel and she's intelligent.
Submitted by You Knew Who on August 18, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Does anyone really believe Angelina actually gives a royal fuck about US politics? She talks some bullshit rethoric once and a while and then goes about her own egocentric agenda. Her and Noballs fopman are in France pretending to be Marie Antoinette and Louis the SunKing. She is hardly going to bother to fill out a mail in ballot. She will go do some UN work when she wants to visit another foreign country to do a little baby shopping.
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No, no one thinks she gives a shit about anything but herself, which is why we all hate her.
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Does anyone really believe Angelina actually gives a royal fuck about US politics? She talks some bullshit rethoric once and a while and then goes about her own egocentric agenda. Her and Noballs fopman are in France pretending to be Marie Antoinette and Louis the SunKing. She is hardly going to bother to fill out a mail in ballot. She will go do some UN work when she wants to visit another foreign country to do a little baby shopping.
PS Roseanne don't play!!!
Submitted by zomay on August 18, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Roseanne is a big time Hillary supporter, so her getting behind Obama is a a big thing for her. But everyone making this into a Obama/McCain argument is missing the big picture. I think Angie Jo's refusal to pick a side was only the straw that broke the camel's back. Roseanne's rant is way deeper than that. It is all about people calling themselves "progressive" but than turning around and wearing gold guns around their necks. And making yet another film based on gas guzzling cars and semi-automatic weapons.
I don't want to defend St. Angelina, but she said in that same interview how people assume she's a democrat, and that she's actually an independant, they had basically asked her how it was working with Clint Eastwood because he's a republican. She said She agrees with him on issues more than people would think. and than said she hadn't decided who she wants to vote for, but she never did use the word endorse. She also did once say that it shouldn't matter who celebrities vote for, and she doesn't get why people care so much, and it shouldn't be the reason why you vote or don't vote for a candidate. Hopefully She'll stick to her words, and not endorse anyone! I don't want to defend Angelina, but she did clarify this issue herself, so it's not fair to call someone a hypocrite on something when they address the issue, regardless of who that person is! I think Rosanne is absolutly right about Brad and Angelina being hypocrites on everything else, especially the part about the Environment, but It should not matter who Angelina wants to vote for. If Rosanne thinks she's so horrible, why would she want someone like that endorsing Obama anyway! It certainly won't do him any good!
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"make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more"
Dunces. Look as if they give a crap. Ahh, she knows her shit.
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Man, as much as I can glean off of her rambling entry, she's right. I hate to say it, but she is...
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I wonder how Obama feels about having a bat-shit crazy blob endorsing him for President?
Submitted by d-nice on August 18, 2008 - 11:56am.
there is nothing wrong with her calling out Angelina on this.
a) she is a public figure and chooses to be in the spotlight
b) isn't she a goodwill ambassador
c) any self proclaimed "do gooder" will take a strong stance on this being the most important political opinion ever!
i saw the recent article stating that she was on the fence as to who to endorse and i was appalled.
McCain represents all that is exploitive and evil in the world: Big Oil, Big Money, old right wing white Christian war mongers. they don't want to change the world, they are currently benefiting from the status quo from foreclosures (buying houses that were lost for dirt cheap), profiting on oil without pursuing alternative energy, and strangling us with the high cost of RX drugs (again lining the pockets of the republicans).
wake up people! more people need to educate themselves and vote in politics, not american idol (again controlling the masses).
With all due respect, it is unfair of you to say that someone who is A UN goodwill ambassador and a "Do Gooder" has to automatically be a democrat. In fact Jenna Bush, Dubya's own daughter does Goodwill work for none other than..Wait for it..UNICEF!!! It's not right to put anyone in a box, saying all republicans are greedy, and only democrats care!! I don't want to defend Angelina, but that is rather biased!
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"(for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!?"
Ha! they are Cambodian and Vietnamese, not Thai!!! LOL!
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I have been counting the days when someone "popped off" to Brangie. She is going to round up the Conners and kill them all.
Poor Rosie has no idea what she has started. Tom Cruise is going to send robowife over to wipe her off the face of the earth.
I cant wait!!
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The only way I would bow to AJ's response is if her response is a big steaming pile of her own poo.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 11:19am.
WHO the FUCK CARES who Brangelina votes for? do they even have a home here?
It would be nice if Angelina responds by saying who she votes for shouldn't matter, and that she will not make an endorsement for anyone!!
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Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 3:10pm.
your mom and stoney - I love the yayo poo times!! always so satisfying, those narcotic diuretics!
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They really are! I pooped til I couldn't poop no mo'. And it gave the bf the bends, but that's what he gets for bogarting the blow!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
And maybe Brangelina are considering economics when endorsing- also their new appeal to families, ie, whitebread middle-america. These two care more about their careers than politics, and now that they've appealed to a certain demographic, they just might ride the tax-free train to the GOP.
peaches on August 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
So D-listers do you think Angelina will respond? When it comes to plotical stuff, she might actually feel moved to respond to this. Probably not, But I honestly don't think Jon Voight will hold back!!! I'm sure he'll say something!!
- All I'm sayin' is, many folks have been waiting for someone to do what Roseanna did, they may not respond to her but this is just the beginning.
Jon Voight, hahahahaha, he'll throw in how much he loves Pat, Max and Zanzibar too.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by milk thistle extract on August 18, 2008 - 11:14am.
I couldn't agree more with her take on Brandalina but she needs to catch a clue about Obama. He has plans for perma war. He will relocate the troops from Iraq to Pakistan. His main advisor is Zbigniew Brzezinski who's main mission in life is getting it on with the Russians, and not in a good way.
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you're right about Obama, but I heard he only met with Brzezinski a few times, but decided on a different advisor. If he is using Brzezinski still, please send me a link so I can show my mom who said he decided against using him as an advisor!
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Roseanne...I love you more than a fat kid loves cake, more than Wonky McValtrex loves hair dye, more than Wino loves Crack...sigh. you complete me.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Wait for James Haven's exclusive.
Oh yes!!! Good point!!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
So D-listers do you think Angelina will respond? When it comes to plotical stuff, she might actually feel moved to respond to this. Probably not, But I honestly don't think Jon Voight will hold back!!! I'm sure he'll say something!!
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Of course! It'll be one of her usual arrogant, "I read this article and could not stop laughing. Brad and I laughed for hours. *lists off all past good deeds and humanitarian work* I prefer to spend my time with my 7,394 children than read the tabloids." Yammer yammer yammer.
that sounds pretty accurate!!!LOL!
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your mom and stoney - I love the yayo poo times!! always so satisfying, those narcotic diuretics!
LCT - hahahhahaha @ humping fruit flies... you nut!!!!♥♥
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
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I LOVE both Sebastian AND Chuck Bass's slimy asses! No wonder I'm single....with taste in men like that, it's probably for the best, lol.
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Roseanne is what The View needs desperately. Actually I need her to be on the View... or any talk show out there for that matter.
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I don't care what anyone says...I love you, Roseanne. I love that she's rich as shit, and doesn't give a fuck, anymore. Finally, someone in Hollywood says something true.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 18, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Angelina will only respond if it benefits her and gives her media attention. If angelina is feeling neglected by the press then she will say something
well with the ACTUALLY DESERVED attention Michael Phelps is getting, that might actually happen. Though responding to someone like Rosanne who is considered pretty insignificant, that might not benefit her. But since rosanne dragged Jon Voight into it, I wouldn't be surprised if he DOES respond! He does like attention, Angelina gets it from him, that's probably why she hates him so much, lol!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I think mine was caused by hittin' the ski slopes friday night. I guess I deserved it!
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Is that code for crack-smoking? I'm confused.
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I can't speak for nurse Rached (I always thought it was Ratchett!), but I know whenever I party ALL NIGHT and DON'T EAT and have the SNIFFLES I sometimes get the wicked bubble guts. I hope that helps.
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Submitted by KidL on August 18, 2008 - 11:04am.
Thank God someone in Hollywood is willing to publicly call out Brangelina on their bullshit and hypocrisy. I am SO sick of reading the gushing coverage these two get. At the end of the day they are two overrated, mediocore actors who live a life of excess that would have made Louis XIV vomit in disgust.
yes I agree, but why her??? and she totally fucked it up!!! I'd love for someone in Hollywood to speak out against them, but I'd like it to be someone respectable!!! Gwyneth has said some things, but she was very careful in how she said it.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Got to love the baby laxatives!
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You're tellin' me! My ass AND my nose just adore it.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 18, 2008 - 3:58pm.
No prob! I noticed that he pronounced things weird too and didn't actually find out he was British until a couple months ago. Apparently, he doesn't have a dialect coach so he learned his American accent from watching movies and TV shows (most notably, copying Ryan Phillippe in "Cruel Intentions").
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HA HA HA! That's HILARIOUS. I can't watch him because he reminds me SO MUCH of slimy Sebastian and now I know why!!
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Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 2:57pm.
YES! I really did :p I did a bunch of LSD the night before and I swear the L cleansed my entire system. My poo baby the next morning was GIANT and had different color sections. The BF WAS impressed!! ahahahaa!
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Trippy poo times! It's like your poo joined in the festivities.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I feel the need to share a picture of fruit flies humping.
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Got to love the baby laxatives!
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Angelina will only respond if it benefits her and gives her media attention. If angelina is feeling neglected by the press then she will say something.
Submitted by hopskip on August 18, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Almost awesome until the 'brown man' part. BROWN MAN.
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Sadly I can't hate on her for this, because it points out how clearly arrogant and/or ignorant Jolie is.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I think mine was caused by hittin' the ski slopes friday night. I guess I deserved it!
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Is that code for crack-smoking? I'm confused.
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Good grief, no! It was only coke...wasn't great though. It gave me some serious poopy times!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
The reason why Angie doesn't associate with her father has to do with the fact that they are very much alike. She is as crazy as he is, a cheater, and a liar who act their way out of life. But why adopt Ethiopian and Asian children? What is her benefit...sometimes, I wonder.
Maybe she "wanted" to because she wanted to repair her image after the whole Jen/Brad epsiode! I became suspicious of Angie when she said "I don't need Brad Pitt, I have other lovers" and the next week there are photos of them in some beach with Maddox. Angie is a crazy bitch!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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No prob! I noticed that he pronounced things weird too and didn't actually find out he was British until a couple months ago. Apparently, he doesn't have a dialect coach so he learned his American accent from watching movies and TV shows (most notably, copying Ryan Phillippe in "Cruel Intentions").
Did Hugh ever study with a dialect coach? I've always wondered about that......
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Submitted by peaches on August 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
So D-listers do you think Angelina will respond? When it comes to plotical stuff, she might actually feel moved to respond to this. Probably not, But I honestly don't think Jon Voight will hold back!!! I'm sure he'll say something!!
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Of course! It'll be one of her usual arrogant, "I read this article and could not stop laughing. Brad and I laughed for hours. *lists off all past good deeds and humanitarian work* I prefer to spend my time with my 7,394 children than read the tabloids." Yammer yammer yammer.
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Almost awesome until the 'brown man' part. BROWN MAN.
Sigh.
is it still poo times??
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by missy on August 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
poo times!!
this weekend I had a poo so impressive I showed my bf. surrsley!
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Did you really? Was he impressed?
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YES! I really did :p I did a bunch of LSD the night before and I swear the L cleansed my entire system. My poo baby the next morning was GIANT and had different color sections. The BF WAS impressed!! ahahahaa!
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