Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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Why is it Fatzanne's business who anyone votes for?
Someone throw food in front of her so she shuts her worthless piehole. She's a big, fat, crazy whore who doesn't make any sense.
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Submitted by aortega on August 19, 2008 - 3:11pm: "If what our Republicans do while in office is so terrible why are they elected into consecutive terms?"
For the record, Bush was appointed the last term, not voted in. Also, in this democratic country, I'm pretty sure we're allowed to have opinions and protest and not have to leave, defect, to another country.
Ah, gotta love that hot mess Roseanne. She's spot-on about these two hypocrites. Wasn't there a rumor that Whorelina tossed a glass of wine in her tool boyfriend's face cuz she supported John Edwards and he didn't? How telling...
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uhmmm I might take an anti-depressive pill after I write this but I'm actually with Roseanne in this one.
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If what our Republicans do while in office is so terrible why are they elected into consecutive terms? Next race, a new Republican elected, they must be doing something right. They do what they do for our economy you dumb, fat bitch. If you don't like it then step your ass out of our great country!!!
I think Rosanne needs to lay off all the turps she drinks when she blogs...she obviously can't handle it!
As much as I may dislike all the AJ & BP posturing, this freaking bitch just sounds like she is suffering from a severe case of Mad Cow Disease!!!
bleh
I just hope & pray for the sake of the WORLD that the next yankee President isn't a WAR MONGERING arsehole like the current one!!! (ie. He is the fucking WOMD! grrrrr)
If you go to her website she is backing the the Green party candidate.Her name is Cynthia McKinney and she's an African American whose was in congress.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
leatherette.....
this one's for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cNtH1mULo
(i'm glad you're fired up though, i'm glad)
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Here it is ~ now all of you who wreck yourselves emotionally over how horrible Brangelina are and no one realizes it, etc... can have a real pop culture moniker and an identifiable group name. Perhaps you can become a political action group as well. You've already got Roseanne as your spokesbitch!
a-bloonie
This is a short form for "anti-brangeloonie". "Brangeloonies" is the common term for the group of idol worshipping fans that follow and support anything and everything Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do. The anti-brangeloonies, or a-bloonies, are the celebrity hating media followers who mock and criticise anything and everything the couple do. The groups, despite their differences, are very similar in terms of the emotional intensity directed at the celebrity couple as well as time spent analyzing their every move, motive and imagined thought, to the point of absurdity.
"I used to be a Brangeloonie, but then I reformed and went a-bloonie."
To discover the rants and raves of a-bloonie culture, just visit a celebrity watching site such as D-listed and look at postings under "Brangelina"
"Rosanne Barr has just come out as the leader of the a-bloonies."
I'm sure this won't make me very popular around here, but the world deserves to hear your pain! Plus I put in a plug for D-listed so all the a-bloonies world wide can make their way here to console themselves amongst their like minded bretheren.
Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 10:58pm.
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Mrs. Kravitz - I agree.
She's dead on though. Why did she leave out the part about the 70 million dollar mansion. That's the best part. What celebrity over here has a 70 million dollar mansion, not even Oprah.
"you're right about Obama, but I heard he only met with Brzezinski a few times, but decided on a different advisor. If he is using Brzezinski still, please send me a link so I can show my mom who said he decided against using him as an advisor!"
Brezenski's son works for Obama.
Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Thanks for finding that Peaches ~
Those 15 people really are a bunch of silly string, except for Donald Duck (whom I've always admired for his work in the animated "The Prince and The Pauper")
Putting AJ in the movie would be "a profane desecration"? C'mon, they sound like the anti-Brangeloonies, which is the new name for the crazies on the other side of the coin I've just made up.
I'm going to offer "anti-brangeloonies", or simply "a-Bloonies" up to the urbandictionary.com as soon as I get around to it - citing Rosanne Barr as the head of the group, of course.
Those people who hope to preserve the sanctity of Rand's stupidity are doomed to failure as they should well know. Telling AJ she's NOT going to be in something she wants to be in may very well call down the UN peace keeping forces on the production site. At the very least Putin may be involved. I'm not kidding.
Did anyone see the quote from Brad that when Knox Leon came out, he looked like Putin? That's the connection.
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yeah I did see that Quote! God he really says stupid shit! The worst is when he tries to sound like he's smart, it just makes him sound more stupid!!
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Thanks for finding that Peaches ~
Those 15 people really are a bunch of silly string, except for Donald Duck (whom I've always admired for his work in the animated "The Prince and The Pauper")
Putting AJ in the movie would be "a profane desecration"? C'mon, they sound like the anti-Brangeloonies, which is the new name for the crazies on the other side of the coin I've just made up.
I'm going to offer "anti-brangeloonies", or simply "a-Bloonies" up to the urbandictionary.com as soon as I get around to it - citing Rosanne Barr as the head of the group, of course.
Those people who hope to preserve the sanctity of Rand's stupidity are doomed to failure as they should well know. Telling AJ she's NOT going to be in something she wants to be in may very well call down the UN peace keeping forces on the production site. At the very least Putin may be involved. I'm not kidding.
Did anyone see the quote from Brad that when Knox Leon came out, he looked like Putin? That's the connection.
Those people are nutz.
FFS, Breakfast at Tiffany's was an important work of literary art, too. The main male character was G-A-Y bu in the movie he was straight.
Now THAT is profane desecration.
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Got it Helly!
http://www.petitiononline.com/danconia/petition.html
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 9:45pm.
But they did make such sweet music.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 9:45pm.
But they did make such sweet music.
Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 9:34pm.
If there really is a petition being circulated against AJ playing any role in any Ayn Rand film, THAT is what will be number one on her mind these days.
That would really piss her off, (after she quit laughing about it, of course.) However, this sounds like a rather spurious rumor.
I'll see if I can find it again Helly
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 6:40pm.
If Angie is as narcissistic as many contend, I would say Rand would be right up her alley.
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Remember how Marie was a little bit country and Donny was a little bit rock 'n' roll? I suspect Angie is a little bit Objectivism and a little bit Kimbaya
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Ayn Rand's forbidden word in a book, Anthem, was EGO. The collective had banned any reference to an individual to oppress and control society. I read it a long time ago, but when the main character breaks from society he discovers the importance of individual thought, actions, speaking out against the collective.
If Angie is as narcissistic as many contend, I would say Rand would be right up her alley.
Submitted by peaches on August 18, 2008 - 6:04pm.
hmm. I saw that some people had started some petition saying to stop Angelina from playing the role in the Ayn Rand movie, that Angelina is the complete opposite of what Ayn Rand believes in.
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Oh, now that is gonna be really effective.
That is sooooooooooo bizarre. And the character she played in her last violent shoot 'em up POS movie, I can't remember the name, was the embodiment of what AJ supposedly believes in and stands for, huh?
whatever.
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If there really is a petition being circulated against AJ playing any role in any Ayn Rand film, THAT is what will be number one on her mind these days.
That would really piss her off, (after she quit laughing about it, of course.) However, this sounds like a rather spurious rumor.
she has a point
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Submitted by peaches on August 18, 2008 - 9:15pm.
It's funny though because in the book, Dagny fucks 3 different guys and then finds her best match....John. Maybe he doesn't want to do it now, but I remember at one time that was the plan. Just imdb'd it and there is a new person rumored for John Gault. Sooooo never mind on Brad.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 8:14pm
Scientology is way worse that Rand's philosophy, Objectivism, which isn't based on aliens, but rather a militant anti-Communism. The talentless slacks mooch off the hard-working gifted. Eventually the talented buck the system and let the slacks fend for themselves. And actually, I think Angie and Brad are both in talks to play major roles in "Atlas Shrugged." She Dagny Taggert, he John Gault.
Pretty anti-collectivism, but at least Xenu's not involved.
Oh, and they said they'd never do a movie at the same time!!!Liars again! She had already signed on to that movie, she did say that she didn't think Brad should be in it with her if it might take away from the story(which it would, NOONE will see it then!), that it's something they need to discuss! Whatever!
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Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 8:14pm
Scientology is way worse that Rand's philosophy, Objectivism, which isn't based on aliens, but rather a militant anti-Communism. The talentless slacks mooch off the hard-working gifted. Eventually the talented buck the system and let the slacks fend for themselves. And actually, I think Angie and Brad are both in talks to play major roles in "Atlas Shrugged." She Dagny Taggert, he John Gault.
Pretty anti-collectivism, but at least Xenu's not involved.
Submitted by Little miss on August 18, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Did you give at least a $1.00 to the charity, you creepy beast? You are so fat - you must be only the reason for hunger in Africa.
Not sure if you are a Brangeloonie or Not, but that was pretty damn funny about her causing hunger in Africa, LOL!
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Submitted by helly on August 18, 2008 - 8:14pm.
LOLOL Nite Hawk
Roseanne Barr - not exactly a bell ringing endorsement for Obama, now is it? I agree that anyone who is "on the fence" about McCain needs to be shook real good by the shoulders or something. But Angelina loves Ayn Rand - who not only is a terribly repetitive writer, ( say "Who is John Gault?" about a million times) but has a really stupid pseudo philosophy which makes Scientology look like it was researched!
hmm. I saw that some people had started some petition saying to stop Angelina from playing the role in the Ayn Rand movie, that Angelina is the complete opposite of what Ayn Rand believes in. I don't know anything about Ayn Rand, or her beliefs, can anyone elaborate on her for me a little bit?
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Did you give at least a $1.00 to the charity, you creepy beast? You are so fat - you must be only the reason for hunger in Africa.
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Submitted by sonah22 on August 18, 2008 - 4:20pm.
And maybe Brangelina are considering economics when endorsing- also their new appeal to families, ie, whitebread middle-america. These two care more about their careers than politics, and now that they've appealed to a certain demographic, they just might ride the tax-free train to the GOP.
Well if they do, then they should at least be honest about it! don't say one thing, then do the opposite. I don't have a problem with people when they practice what they preach!
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roseanne has always been a smart woman.
but i didnt know she was this smart.
take that, brad and angelina!
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Submitted by nicaw on August 18, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Wow! Some very strong words and point of view.
My guess is that Brad and Angelina won't respond but Voight will. Does he have a movie opening soon? Ah, Brad does (two) so I'm sure he will be asked about these comments while he is on the circuit
I doubt he'll give a direct response, he'll probably just make a Jab at Roseanne and her non-existant career. I doubt it will go much beyond that! But yes, I do think voight will give a pretty big response to this!
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Submitted by Stoney on August 18, 2008 - 2:42pm.
no, stoney...
you are correct
don't listen to the real estate whorz
i have over 3000 posts written on a financial website on this topic and have read reams about the real estate debacle, which is really a credit bubble (think the mess that greenspan made), lots of players involved, but make no mistake about it...
greedy house flippers, with liar loans and people who were just plain stupid bought into the bubble and now the taxpayer will ultimately pay....
yet another case of rewarding the ignorance and malfeasance of others at the expense of the prudent and honest
everybody wants a gubmint bailout when they fuck up....
to which i say fuck that shit
oh and
fuck obama, fuck mc cain...
david walker for prez!
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It sounds like Roseanne Barr is off her meds again.
Submitted by Puggles on August 18, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Hell yeah! Me too. One for me is enough lol.
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I hear ya. I can hold down the fort with just one. If I had 5 more, I'd probably be rolling bones AND hitting the pipe! LOL. That video was crazy. Who sits in a crack den just to observe? You know she was spaced out. Kind of creepy that only a few years after that video she adopted Maddox. Geez, someone had to help her clean up her act!
If ever anyone had more balls, I'd have to fondle them lovingly...
Thanks, Rosie, for saying what needs to be said without fear. And anyone who can argue the points she makes with any validity, my hat goes off to you, because as it stands, she's a crazy ass sperm recepticle. I'm more worried about her vag than KAte Hudsons!!!
Angie and Brad need to realize that raising babies is NOT a pissing contest. How are you helping them when it's impossible to get real time with them? Wacky fuckin bitch!
oh my god.
she's actually right.
LOLOL Nite Hawk
Roseanne Barr - not exactly a bell ringing endorsement for Obama, now is it? I agree that anyone who is "on the fence" about McCain needs to be shook real good by the shoulders or something. But Angelina loves Ayn Rand - who not only is a terribly repetitive writer, ( say "Who is John Gault?" about a million times) but has a really stupid pseudo philosophy which makes Scientology look like it was researched! So what if Angelina likes that pile of shit and wants to play the heroine of "The Fountainhead"? I detest Charleton Heston and Sylvester Stallone a lot more, and there are a lot of others not topical but much worse.
You people expect way too much from actors.
But Brad and Angelina destroying the world? People who seriously take that position are just as looney as the Brangeloonies they despise! Two sides of the SAME coin, really.
Anyhoo, have a ball, it makes for some hilarious reading.
She's right.
Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Hell yeah! Me too. One for me is enough lol.
And yeah, doubt very much that heroin makes you laugh, having seen her druggie video I'd say it just makes you waffle on about a load of bullshit, nothing much has changed for her then huh lol.
Rosie is blond and bitchin and she make one hell of a point!
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I became suspicious of Angie when she said "I don't need Brad Pitt, I have other lovers" and the next week there are photos of them in some beach with Maddox. Angie is a crazy bitch!
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So if she's only been with 4 partners(another lie) then how is it she was with other lovers? Two of the 4 were ex husbands and one was the old man that lived with her and her mom when she was 14 and started cutting herself. Once again, a gigantic hole in one of her " truths"! No, she didn't " need brad pitt", Maddox did. And that's why she's with him. the end.
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Get Roseanne to a safehouse stat. Those loonies are bound to get hold of her and do irreparable damage. Angie seems to love to make completely contradictory statements under the guise of open-mindedness, when she's really just attempting to be artificially controversial. It's growing tiresome.
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Submitted by Puggles on August 18, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 10:14am.
Well considering that it appeared that the only thing that Brad and Jen had in common at the time of their marriage was smoking weed together, then yeah your suspicions may be correct about AJ and BP! lol ;-)
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you know what, you're right. I take the pot comment back. We all know that Jolie likes the stronger shit like heroin (but I'm not sure if that shit makes you giggle). Yeah, him and Jen liked to hit the bong - but that's almost amateurish compared to AJ. I think they probably laugh alot because if they didn't they'd cry! 6 kids under the age of 7.... yeah I'd laugh too in order not to have a nervous breakdown:-)
Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 10:14am.
Well considering that it appeared that the only thing that Brad and Jen had in common at the time of their marriage was smoking weed together, then yeah your suspicions may be correct about AJ and BP! lol ;-)
Hilarious!
Funny also that everyone used to hate Roseanne but as soon as she says nasty stuff about Brange everyone suddenly loves her lol, classic stuff there folks...
But seriously, well said Roseanne, hit the nail on the head there.
Also heres hoping we don't hear from AJ, I am so over her and several other celebs as well, so many of them are just way too over exposed. Enough already.
OFFT: I wish we got pics/quotes from celebs like; Monica Bellucci and her hubby, or Johnny Depp, or Clive Owen... oh thats right, we won't because unlike many celebs those actors take their 'craft' more seriously and really do try to fly under the radar not like; AJ, BP, JA, JM, JLo, etc etc etc.
I've always loved Roseanne, and I always will. She is so damn intelligent, and not afraid to speak her mind. Not to mention, we would never have on of the greatest family shows in history is it wasn't for Roseanne!
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