Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
The first blind item not only made pussy scared, but it made me scared too. Hold me. I think I made that same face too when I read it. Here we go.....
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)
Gulp. The obvious guess might be Christian Bale, but I'm going to guess Matthew McConaughey? He's in "Tropic Thunder." Ugh. Where's the brain bleach!!? I don't want to think about this harsh shit anymore.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs (Page Six)
Lydia Hearst?
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. (Full Disclosure)
I have no fucking clue. My brain is still shaking from the first blind item. Um....Dave Matthews? Rob Thomas?
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I think the last one is Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots. They are touring and he is married to that model chick, Mary something.
Getting raped so violently that I end up in the hospital is a big turn on for me too!
Sicko.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 18, 2008 - 11:00am.
I don't know about anyone else but gettin raped by a hot sexy movie star hunk AND getting paid 500,000 for it sounds like hitting the lottery.
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Ehhhh... Having consensual sex with a movie star and getting paid for it, yes x 100000, even if it's borderline prostitution, haha. Getting raped by ANYONE (don't care if it's my fave Orlando Bloom *fans self*) - I would throw an absolute shit fit. That guy would go to jail no matter what it took from me because that shit ruins lives. Trust.
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Submitted by watch me boogie on August 18, 2008 - 9:33am.
Third one - I'd say Dave Matthews but they're not so much an incense-lighting brand of music.
I must respectfully disagree. I saw Dave Matthews Band a few years ago, and a lot of the audience members seemed to jump on his bandwagon once the Grateful Dead was no more. Lots of neo-hippies.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Aaron Eckhart for the first one??
I can't imagine it'd be Tommy Girl - he wouldn't be described as a "heartthrob" and a "hunk" without some sort of "is also batshit crazy" qualifier.
Second one - Definitely not Paris; everyone knows she doesn't really have money. Got to be NY social scene, but I'm stuck for clues beyond that.
Third one - I'd say Dave Matthews but they're not so much an incense-lighting brand of music. Is Rob Thomas married?
No Jimmy, I agree. Sign me up! ESPECIALLY if it's Christian Bale!
I sincerely doubt Lydia Hearst is broke. She is Patty Hearst's daughter, and Patty was a major benficiary of the Hearst family fortune. I could only see her broke if her mother cut her off. Perhaps it's Paris Hilton? She's not really a model but she's had modeling gigs before, and there have always been constant rumors she is not as rich as she tries to appear.
The answer to the third one is "every married 90's rocker that is still touring."
The first one is Mike Myers.
#3 isn't Dave Matthews if it's college-age GIRLS he's taking home
Leatherette!!!
I KNOW! I mean
A) It says Ex. If you break in to rape someone, odds are they left you. And you don't leave Christan Bale. DUh.
B) Christian Bale can stick his knight-stick in any of my holes...no rape needed.
La la la la la I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! La la la la la
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hmmmm it says "hunk in a summer movie" not hunk in a summer blockbuster, so that could be anyone. Tommy Girl is in a summer movie, Brendan Frasier has been rumored to be a big mo, I don't think it's Christian Bale, I've never heard any stories about him being into guys through the legit grapevine.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 18, 2008 - 8:30am.
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No, you're not the only one.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
@Clarisse & Leatherette:
LMAO. That's cute.
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I love the picture that is awesome.
The second one is mos def Wonky McValtrex. I seriously doubt that any of her endeavors could be bringing in any cash.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I don't know about anyone else but gettin raped by a hot sexy movie star hunk AND getting paid 500,000 for it sounds like hitting the lottery. Am I the only one that got turned on by that story?
I'm going with Tom Cruise too. We already know he's f-ing crazy. The ex is probably being paid even more hush money by $cientology and afraid to come forward
*looks at the Baleloonies awkwardly*
Uhmmm.... hmmm... I don't think whoever did that could be TOO horribly rich (haha) if he only gave the dude $500k. You'd have to pay me a HELLUVA lot more than that to keep my trap shut. Hell, you wouldn't be able to pay me anything. I'm guessing someone who was in a less-popular movie than TDK or Tropic Thunder. I just don't know who.
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1 No I never got the ghey ribe from Christian, an uber asshole maybe but I'm thinkin Tommygirl
2 Paris Hilton?
3 Scott Wieland?
Oh Lord! I so wanna know who the first BI is! Damn! But damn near all of Hollywood is in the closet, hard to narrow down. I'm leaning towards Christian Bale too, he seems to have a dark side. Was Pineapple Express a hit, cuz James Franco is a dark closet 'mo too.
thanks, Clarisse -- ahem:
LALALALALALLALALALA canthearyou LALALALALALALALALALA christianbale is my bed as we speak LALALALALALALALA
TommyBitch Cruise -- he's in that TThunder crap, so he qualifies, and "closeted" in his own fucking mind and world, too.
La la la la la I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! La la la la la
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K