Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
The first blind item not only made pussy scared, but it made me scared too. Hold me. I think I made that same face too when I read it. Here we go.....
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)
Gulp. The obvious guess might be Christian Bale, but I'm going to guess Matthew McConaughey? He's in "Tropic Thunder." Ugh. Where's the brain bleach!!? I don't want to think about this harsh shit anymore.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs (Page Six)
Lydia Hearst?
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. (Full Disclosure)
I have no fucking clue. My brain is still shaking from the first blind item. Um....Dave Matthews? Rob Thomas?
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i'm gonna have to go with mike myers he seems like the kind of asshole to do that
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#1 jack black he was in kung fu panda
Submitted by nyprg515 on August 18, 2008 - 8:50am.
I have a stupid question...
Do they actually ever truly answer these questions?
And if so, when and what site do they post it?
Thanks!
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Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 9:53am
Lemme guess; you're Robertooo, aren't you?
Nope. I don't know who that is. Why is he more prone you ask? Because this American RACIST society has created a desperate outlook towards life in the African American community, through under funding public inner city high schools. These abandoned communities desensitize individuals, especially children who see criminal activities at an early impressionable age and are more prone to copy the behavior. The poverty white amerika has forced African Americans to deal with has created a vacuum of morality.
And furthermore the constant assaults the christian right deliver to the gay community create a frustrated closeted culture. Particularly in the African American community. Where one might lash out in such a disturbing way towards another human being.
edward norton...?
I have no idea about any of these, but whoever #1 is needs to be named & shamed. This type of thing should be condemmed by Hollywood.
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lol @ salem 13..
thought the same thing.. although, i'm secretly wishing that the heath ledger is not dead conspiracy is true in soooooo many ways! a girl can dream can't she?
on topic: not tommy girl - he's too rich and 500k is not enough
harrison ford?
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 18, 2008 - 7:59am.
G'mornin' D-listers...hope you all had a good weekend! Three days 'til Alaska for me!!! :-)
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#3 "very married rocker?"
Obviously, it's Ozzy Osbourne!
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Wouldn't be surprised if it was James Franco or Tommy Girl.
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BI1) Christian Bale is far too easy a guess. I wouldn't put it past Mike Myers to force himself on someone and tell himself that they liked it BUT MM is NOT a hunk. I could go with James Franco but I fear it might be far more sad and terrible than that...like Javier Bardem. Now THAT gives me the chills.
BI2) Probably Kimberly Stewart or maybe Bijoux Phillips.
BI3) who cares.
I have a stupid question...
Do they actually ever truly answer these questions?
And if so, when and what site do they post it?
Thanks!
Tommygirl strikes me as an easy choice, oh yes. But I honestly wonder if he could physically overwhelm somebody else.
Robert Downey Jr? Wait, it says "movie" not "hit," and it doesn't say that which widens the field considerably. Fraser? Farrell?
Hold on, "Babylon AD" is coming out soon. Vin Diesel? He seems like a likely candidate, except for the "hot" and "hunk" thing. He's gay, he does all these violent movies, and he's not very rich.
Oooh, and Jason Statham has some movies coming out, and he's always struck me as the violent type. Gay? Dunno. Same with Kiefer Sutherland. Could also be LaBeouf, but somehow he doesn't strike me as very gay.
Ooooh, but Will Smith seems like the best option. He had "Hancock" which was not a big hit, and he's commonly considered to be attractive. And to be honest, I suspect he's gay as a springtime frolic -- especially given his she-male wife and Scientology connections.
Second, obvious -- Parasite.
Third... uhhhhhhhh... I honestly know not.
Ha Kiefer was just in jail too, he was on David letterman and said he droped the soap but didn't pick it up cause he thought soap was over-rated, it was a pretty funny interview.
Submitted by dementa on August 18, 2008 - 10:00am
Kiefer Sutherland was running through my mind as well.
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Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Whoever said Bon Jovi for #1 is fucking psycho. However, for #3, if it were him, I'd sure as hell go for it!
#1 what if it's James Franco???
#2 Totally Paris. Monthly vaginal reconstruction adds up ya know...
#3 ????
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 11:23am.
1. Heath Ledger (too soon?)
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Everyone in the class (45 of us) shouted "TOO SOON!!!" at the same time. It was grand.
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G'mornin' D-listers...hope you all had a good weekend! Three days 'til Alaska for me!!! :-)
OnT:
(1) I'm going with Shia The Beef. Not only was he in a summer film (Indiana Jones), and a heart-throb (such as it is), but has that streak of doucheness in him to do that sort of thing.
The only other option is Zac Efron, but I think he may be too much of a bottom...note that it said "summer movie," not nec. THIS summer.
(2) Lydia Hearst-Shaw. She's not THAT rich, number one. Number two, she portrays her profession as a "model" anyway. Ivanka Trump is PLENTY loaded, thankya, and she works HARD for her dad. (The Donald is a LOT of things, but one thing I have to give him credit for...he raised GOOD kids. You don't see his kids crashing expensive cars, getting drunk/high in public, landing in jail every other weekend, or flashing their chocha all over the place.)
(3) DAVE MATTHEWS. This is a big DUH. He did this even BEFORE he got married.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 9:53am.
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How awesomely ignorant!
Can I get an "amen" on Biggest Tardknocker Comment of the Day winner?
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 7:53am.
Its will smith plus he's more prone for criminal behavior if you get my drift.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 9:53am
And why is Will Smith more prone to 'criminal activity'?
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Rob Thomas isn't on tour right now.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 9:53am
Lemme guess; you're Robertooo, aren't you?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 9:54am.
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Confession: I'd so be the meat in a Rogen/Franco stoner sammich.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 18, 2008 - 9:30am.
I don't know about anyone else but gettin raped by a hot sexy movie star hunk AND getting paid 500,000 for it sounds like hitting the lottery.
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In all it's fuckupedness, that made me laugh really hard.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Who said Seth Rogen? I would so boink the pickles out of him.
Also, I could listen to a tape of his laugh all day long. Ahuh huh huh huh huh.
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1. Heath Ledger (too soon?)
I'm surpried no has said Robert Downey jr.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it's Brendan Fraser. Something about that guy...
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#1...La Douche? He was in the new Indy movie this summer
1st Blind Item: Vin Diesel
2nd Blind Item: Ivanka Trump
3rd Blind Item: Ron Wood
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1. Brendan Fraser
2. Kim Stewart
3. Dave or Pat McGee from the Pat McGee Band
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Bon Jovi came to mind 1st for the 3rd one *shrugs*
Oops, I confused the items. I CAN see Scott Weiland fooling around, not brutally assfucking. But I still think it's Dave Matthews.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I have a stupid question...
Do they actually ever truly answer these questions?
And if so, when and what site do they post it?
Thanks!
Well we can all agree #1 isn't Seth Rogen lol. What about Ben Stiller? I wouldn't necessarily call him a "heartthrob", but I happen to think he's pretty darn hot myself. I also read once where he said he's bi-polar.
*gulp* 1st one scuuuured me too.
good morning everyone.
1. It's gotta be Tommygirl. However, I don't think he can overpower anyone by himself, so he had a CO$ lacky there to help.
2. Probably Paris. I didn't realize Valtrex and size 11 shoes cost so much.
3. I think it's Scott Weiland. Stone Temple Pilots is on tour this summer.
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Hellloooooo, Tommy Girl!
Although, McConauGHEY probably thinks all holes are magical, male or female, with all the doobies he packs away.
How many joints do you think Levi's smoked so far? I'm guessing 4.
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Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 10:33am.
A) It says Ex. If you break in to rape someone, odds are they left you. And you don't leave Christan Bale. DUh.
B) Christian Bale can stick his knight-stick in any of my holes...no rape needed.
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Submitted by onesage on August 18, 2008 - 9:38am.
I think the last one is Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots. They are touring and he is married to that model chick, Mary something.
I think Scott is an angry junkie, but he seems too thin and weak to brutally assfuck anything.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ok, now I'm embarrassed; it's something my mom used to say. That and 'has too much sugar in their tank'.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 10:38pm.
"being a little light in his loafers?"
I hereby swear to somehow inject this term into conversation AT LEAST once a day until I die.
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hee hee hee me too
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Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 10:38pm.
"being a little light in his loafers?"
I hereby swear to somehow inject this term into conversation AT LEAST once a day until I die.
AHHAHahahhahaahahh funniest thing I've read today!!
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1. Dont know but 500k for getting a**ed raped? Um, not nearly enough to heal a broken hole.
2. Ms. Parasite herples symplex
3. All the above
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
What about James Franco? I don't necessarily think he's a hunk, but others seem to and he's in Pineapple Express...
I'm surprised no one tried to throw Will Smith into the mix, so here I go... how many times have people here accused HIM of being a little light in his loafers?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Ed Norton? he was in the Hulk or Brendan Fraser
I really think #1 is Brendan Fraser
As for the musician, who ISN'T it?
Unfortunately I was thinking Christian Bale as well a la 'America Psycho'. I know it was just a movie, but he WAS rather convincing...
The others? Not a clue. Maybe Kim-Stew for #2?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel