Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
The first blind item not only made pussy scared, but it made me scared too. Hold me. I think I made that same face too when I read it. Here we go.....
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)
Gulp. The obvious guess might be Christian Bale, but I'm going to guess Matthew McConaughey? He's in "Tropic Thunder." Ugh. Where's the brain bleach!!? I don't want to think about this harsh shit anymore.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs (Page Six)
Lydia Hearst?
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. (Full Disclosure)
I have no fucking clue. My brain is still shaking from the first blind item. Um....Dave Matthews? Rob Thomas?
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on that gossip website link someone posted about finding out the answers to the blind items, there are some REALLY disturbing items about ol' Brenden....
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Hasn't Chris Cornell been touring this summer?
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yep and hes as straight as his music is good. i guess chris too. good one.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
eddie murphy likes he she's and whoever said mike meyers- could be it but he's not very threatening. like a puppy humping your leg.
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in interview to promote his moves Brendan Frasier has been acting very weird. hyper, disconnected, insecure.. i noticed this on conan and leno. it could be his divorce, or the way the press has been on his ass about his appearance or it could be that he's a violent closeted rapist.
will smith- he seems so congenial and unwilling to risk his success,but who knows?
ed norton dated salma hayek and javier bardem dated penelope cruz and there's rumors about those two being gayelles. SO, they are in beard territory. there are so many it could be.
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Vin Diesel
I gots no ideas for these blinds...there is so much CRAZY shit going on in Hollyweird that it could be ANYONE! Yes...even BALE...you baleloonies!! mwahahahahaaha!
They hide so much from the public...and I HATE blind items....they drive me INSANE with wanting to know and they never tell you who it really is. DAMMIT!!
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parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:56am
Sorry jurl.
I don't hate him though, he's the first one that came to mind, that's all.
I have a spare pair of rose colored glasses, I keep extras because with The Brad, I go through them like water.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Well gas up the tele-photo lens, PICTURES!!!!
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Hahahaha, HELLLLLL no! As a college student, I will be keeping my vajayjay far away from his magnetic peen, thanks.
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Hi5.
OMG what about our favorite Tranny Lover - Eddie Murphy?? I know the movie was a flop but he sure thinks he's a hunk
FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 11:54am
Well gas up the tele-photo lens, PICTURES!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 8:51am.
Hasn't Chris Cornell been touring this summer?
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NO! Not my Chris! He would NEVER!
heehee
He is my Rock GOD.....please don't say anything bad about him!
I am a Cornellaloonie for sure!
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
For #1: NO ONE HAS SAID KEANU REEVES! He's got a movie coming out
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Hasn't Chris Cornell been touring this summer?
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That's a good guess, actually. And yes, he is touring. He's coming here to Indianapolis in a few weeks I believe.
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Hi5.
1.) What about Will Ferrell
2.) Parasite
3.) Dave Matthews?
Hasn't Chris Cornell been touring this summer?
For #1, Will Smith?
#2, Way too many options.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ed McMahon? Well, he WAS sporting a neck brace.
I AM KIDDING!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
My guess for #1 is Edward Norton.
The Hulk was out this summer.
I always get the feeling Mr. Norton has a quite a bit of bottled rage himself.
Nah, Marky Mark doesn't like the peen....I don't think it's him...
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
Submitted by soylaluz26@yahoo.com on August 18, 2008 - 11:43am.
ooo I have another guess - what about Mark Wahlberg...
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Ooo...I had a sex dream about Marky Mark last night. HOT!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
ooo I have another guess - what about Mark Wahlberg...
Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 11:38am.
@LCT: I try my best. I try my best to stay out of the bickering on this blog (except when I'm telling everyone to stop because it makes me sad, haha) but when someone pulls the race card... it's ON.
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Especially when people who don't have a racist bone in their body are being blamed for the stupid actions of others who happen to be of a different race. It's just so awesome, isn't it? I'm wearing a white bra today. That must mean I'm part of the KKK.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I bet it was Tom Cruise. He probably used his "big hands" prop to fist the poor guy.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 11:36am.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Trying to talk sense to a racist is like trying to teach a horse to skip rope.
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Or trying to tell you hemorrhoids to stop being a pain in the asshole.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 11:33am.
FatMartha~
Just because he's black doesn't make him a thug, honeybuns. That goes for ANY black person too, not just rich, famous ones. Take some of your own advice about being racist, mmmkay? Thanks.
I didn't say he's a thug. I said the culture/poverty white america has created in the african american community makes someone more prone to criminal behavior. You can't argue that can you?
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Sure I can. They've created this poverty in all American cultures> you got your thuggish whites, hispanics, blacks, asians...you name it - there is oppression everywhere in the States. Everywhere in the world actually. You really have GOT to stop talking bout 'race'. There is only one race. And it sucks, pretty much, across the board.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 11:33am.
I didn't say he's a thug. I said the culture/poverty white america has created in the african american community makes someone more prone to criminal behavior. You can't argue that can you?
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Actually it's VERY easy to argue that. If someone calls you a pedophile to be mean that doesn't mean you're going to go out and fuck little children does it? No. If the African American community chooses to go and steal or commit murders or whatever it is you're talking about, you can't blame that on anyone but the people committing the crimes.
Isn't it ironic that you're calling all of America a bunch of racists yet you're the one saying the whites are to blame for all the black people's problems? WRONG.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I wouldn't mind being violently raped by Christian or Matthew...or both. But I need more than $500.000 to keep my moulth shut though.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:06pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Trying to talk sense to a racist is like trying to teach a horse to skip rope.
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There's a horse at the barn where I board mine that knows how to skip rope. xD But you speak truth, ma'am!!
@LCT: I try my best. I try my best to stay out of the bickering on this blog (except when I'm telling everyone to stop because it makes me sad, haha) but when someone pulls the race card... it's ON.
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Hi5.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 11:30am.
Totally OffT: What is your siggy from? It looks like something from the comic "Pearls Before Swine."
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Sho is! Trying to eat the zeebas!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
vin diesel is gay too. remember when he and michelle rodriguez were "dating"? double beard.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Trying to talk sense to a racist is like trying to teach a horse to skip rope.
On Topic: It is not Christian Bale you fuckidy fuck fuck....Lalalalala I can't hear you!!!!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 11:25am.
Just because he's black doesn't make him a thug, honeybuns. That goes for ANY black person too, not just rich, famous ones. Take some of your own advice about being racist, mmmkay? Thanks.
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I can bet my life savings on the fact that all the person you're replying to is going to read is "I'm a racist I'm a racist I hate black people I don't care what you have to say I'm a racist."
There's just no point in trying to get through to some people that NOT EVERYONE IS A FUCKING RACIST SO GET OVER YOUR GODDAMN SELF.
PS. Thanks for trying though. I heart you.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
SHIT. i actually took the time to read the other comments and whoever said dave matthews for #3 is totally right. the incense gives it away.
I like the Javier Bardem guess, he takes his mother to the Oscars. What's gayer than gay? TAKING YOUR MOTHER TO AWARD CEREMONIES!!!!
Brendan Fraser IS GAY. He is.
I am not ragging on him in any way, he is gay.
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
FatMartha~
Just because he's black doesn't make him a thug, honeybuns. That goes for ANY black person too, not just rich, famous ones. Take some of your own advice about being racist, mmmkay? Thanks.
I didn't say he's a thug. I said the culture/poverty white america has created in the african american community makes someone more prone to criminal behavior. You can't argue that can you?
And rich famous African Americans are certainly not criminals...just ignore the NFL + NBA and it rings true.
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Sigh, I love how someone of a race other than white accuses white people of being racists until they're purple in the face yet fails to realize THEY are the racists ones.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
milk thistle extract:
Are you trying to tell us something?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 18, 2008 - 10:56am.
Confession: I'd so be the meat in a Rogen/Franco stoner sammich.
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Yowza. I'd be the water in a stinky pink Rogen bong.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
So sorry - it has to be Vin Diesel. He screams insecure asshole
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 11:58am.
Totally OffT: What is your siggy from? It looks like something from the comic "Pearls Before Swine."
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Hi5.
Bale alleged has alleged been alleged shown alleged to alleged have alleged a alleged violent alleged streak alleged. Add alleged to alleged that alleged his alleged super alleged strength alleged which alleged would alleged be alleged necessary alleged to alleged over-power alleged another alleged man.
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very married 90's rocker = GAVIN ROSSDALE??
Hunk, Heartthrob = Javier Bardem. I've always felt his romance w/ Penelope Cruz is a smokescreen...
Submitted by Triscuit on August 18, 2008 - 10:57am.
You are so funny!
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Aww, shucks. You're giving me the vapours :)
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
$500,000 is not enough for ripped buthole. Was it tax free or did he write out a check?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
#1 = BRENDAN FRASER! My gaydar has always been out of control over this guy, there's just no straight vibe off him whatsoever and he played the Gods & Monsters role to a T.
The Cruiser would not be so obvious, R. Downey Jr. seems way straight and he's too small to cause any harm, Christian Bale-come on, does not ignite the gaydar one bit.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 10:57am.
Lemme guess; you're Robertooo, aren't you?
Nope. I don't know who that is. Why is he more prone you ask? Because this American RACIST society has created a desperate outlook towards life in the African American community, through under funding public inner city high schools. These abandoned communities desensitize individuals, especially children who see criminal activities at an early impressionable age and are more prone to copy the behavior. The poverty white amerika has forced African Americans to deal with has created a vacuum of morality.
And furthermore the constant assaults the christian right deliver to the gay community create a frustrated closeted culture. Particularly in the African American community. Where one might lash out in such a disturbing way towards another human being.
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Ummmmmmm.... what does that have to do with you posting blatantly racist remarks?
"Because this American RACIST society has created a desperate outlook towards life in the African American community, through under funding public inner city high schools."
Just because he's black doesn't make him a thug, honeybuns. That goes for ANY black person too, not just rich, famous ones. Take some of your own advice about being racist, mmmkay? Thanks.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I'm surpried no has said Robert Downey jr.
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Because he's just too fucking wunnerful is why!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 18, 2008 - 11:18am
Thanks so much! Just wondering...