Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
The first blind item not only made pussy scared, but it made me scared too. Hold me. I think I made that same face too when I read it. Here we go.....
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)
Gulp. The obvious guess might be Christian Bale, but I'm going to guess Matthew McConaughey? He's in "Tropic Thunder." Ugh. Where's the brain bleach!!? I don't want to think about this harsh shit anymore.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs (Page Six)
Lydia Hearst?
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. (Full Disclosure)
I have no fucking clue. My brain is still shaking from the first blind item. Um....Dave Matthews? Rob Thomas?
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"Threaten" was bale's own words. But hey, you're his fan so you would know what he really meant to say, eh? :)"
Actually, no. Threaten was not Bales own words. "I even warned other actors off, including Ewan McGregor. I was not going to be bullied out of the part, I was going to stand up for myself and fight." is the quote. I don't see a threat there.
But enough. Peace!
Mrs K.,!!!!!!
You know, once those actors kiss another boy, instant closet mo!!
Anypoo,
Watched Shallow Grave last night!! GOOD CALL!!!
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 18, 2008 - 11:55am.
the words "hunk" and "heartthrob" were used. Not adjectives I would attach to Mike Myers or Robert Downey Jr.
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Well those are the EXACT words I would use to describe RDJ!!! [um, not Mike Meyers, however..he's a douche bag]
But he's no violent rapist.
He's my boy ♥
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"He seemed to enjoy those kisses with Ewan Mcgregor a wee much in Velvet Goldmine"
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yeah, it's called ACTING.
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Now now, don't expect the racist idiot to understand that not all blacks are "ghetto" and live in inner-city slums. These complex concepts are sooooo tough on the tinier brains.
Speaking of blind items, is anyone else mad that the website, 'Blind item collective' has been inactive for months now. Gosh darn it. That was a great site.
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As much as it pains me to type this, I'm going for Marky Mark as #1. He was in the Big House for beating someone down and may have gotten lessons raping men as well. He's really the only one to be considered a hunk, beef cake. If Mark did not have a film this sumemr I could have easily gone with Vin Diesel.
Or Vin Diesel for that matter. We're talking someone who is considered universally sexy
the words "hunk" and "heartthrob" were used. Not adjectives I would attach to Mike Myers or Robert Downey Jr.
"Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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"Threaten" was bale's own words. But hey, you're his fan so you would know what he really meant to say, eh? :)
*Newsflash* Not all blacks grew up in the ghetto. There are actually generations of black people who've been upper and upper middles class now for quite some time, lmao!
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 18, 2008 - 8:17am.
prone you ask? Because this American RACIST society has created a desperate outlook towards life in the African American community, through under funding public inner city high schools.
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You make a good point but Will Smith comes from a middle class family NOT the inner city.
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#1 it's JAMES FRANCO
1)WILL SMITH!!!!
2) Brooke Hogan *socialite* okay I am chucking manure with the second one...but the first one I know is right!
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CMS,
He was a child actor. They all got/get bullied.
As far as threatening Ewan...The studio didn't want to give him the part cuz he was an unknown. He had to fight for the role and he did. He didn't threaten anyone.
Anypoo...I am going to shut up now before i cross into lunatic territory =)
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Pattycakes - I think you nailed it - thanks
Princess Claire - thanks for helping - and I posted they same thing about Seth Rogan! ~teehee
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 18, 2008 - 11:32am.
Any girl who would fuck Dave Matthews is the epitome of pathetic. WOW. What a fat, balding, drunk, perverted, self-important prize they landed themselves there!
I think the ass raper is Brendan Fraser. He TOTALLY has a crazy coked out asshole plundering look about him.
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I concur on both points! I am laughing at "asshole plundering"!
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Any girl who would fuck Dave Matthews is the epitome of pathetic. WOW. What a fat, balding, drunk, perverted, self-important prize they landed themselves there!
I think the ass raper is Brendan Fraser. He TOTALLY has a crazy coked out asshole plundering look about him.
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While I don't want knifed, I'll happily take his sword!
oh, not to mention he was a weak effeminate kid who got picked on in school. I read something about his calling Ewan Mcgregor to threaten him away from the role in American Psycho.
heck, Bale sounds pretty freakin psycho to me!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 12:08pm.
"He seemed to enjoy those kisses with Ewan Mcgregor a wee much in Velvet Goldmine"
'Ang on. I need a fellow Bale fan to concur, but i do not recall Christian kissing Ewan in VG. Ewan and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, yes, but not Christian Bale.
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I might have gotten them confused. I do remember his ending up with Mcgregor's character at the end of the movie!
I've never quite gotten the image of Bale as a gay male out of my head since. ANd plus, he's so freakin angry!
#3: JAKOB DYLAN
He's been married since the early 90's and has like five kids or so. That would qualify as "very married". He's a "rocker" who is most famous for his 90's music AND he's on tour this summer. Hmmmm...
Any musician cheating on his wife on the road wouldn't surprise me.
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on August 18, 2008 - 12:54pm
Bitch, I'll knife you if you go near Eddie! :)
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>:) I'll get ed to knife you himself to prove his love to me! heh
AGC web pages has outed #3:
100. FULL DISCLOSURE 08/17
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. Dave Matthews
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by luscious_t on August 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
OK, here's one I read in last week's Star that I want help solving
please?
"Which married TV star whose big summer movie just bombed is sleeping w/ his tennis instructor?"
--------- That's David Duchovney from X-Files
#1 Robert Downey JR or Will Smith.
#2 couldn't care less.
The answers to these items are usually vaguely eluded to somewhere in Page Six. Today there is a photo of McConaughey on a surfboard being 'back mounted' by some dude and also a snippet about Jon Bon Jovi in a '66 Malibu Convertible at some BBQ shack. We all know McConaughey loves being naked and playing the bongo...I'm just sayin.....but what about Bon Jovi?
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on August 18, 2008 - 10:04am.
did you read what Susan Silver was doing to him though? Two sides to the story.....I may be being naive here, but he wound up having to sue her.
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"He seemed to enjoy those kisses with Ewan Mcgregor a wee much in Velvet Goldmine"
'Ang on. I need a fellow Bale fan to concur, but i do not recall Christian kissing Ewan in VG. Ewan and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, yes, but not Christian Bale.
As far as his "attitude", i find nothing lacking or negative about it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:56am.
NO! Not my Chris! He would NEVER!
heehee
He is my Rock GOD.....please don't say anything bad about him!
I am a Cornellaloonie for sure!
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Oh, how I used to love Chris Cornell. Then I heard how he treated his ex-wife who stuck by him for years. I've never looked at him the same way again.
Oh, this has Vin Diesel written all over it!
And yes, I know he had a kid. There are even rumors that he's married too. As we all know, none of that matters when one is on the "down low".
"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)"
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Submitted by luscious_t on August 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
OK, here's one I read in last week's Star that I want help solving
please?
"Which married TV star whose big summer movie just bombed is sleeping w/ his tennis instructor?"
married
TV star
BIG *summer* movie
Get Smart did well and I'm otherwise drawing a blank. Just can't think of flops. help~
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adam sandler (zohan)? mike meyers (love guru)? mark wahlberg(the happening)?
ps does anyone else think that (even though it would never be) seth rogen as #1 would be really really hot?? but only if he would whisper things in my ear like "fuck jeff goldblum" and "i read the baby books!" mmm
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Nooooo, don't say Brendan for #1, it'll destroy my childish HW crush!
I'd say Christian Bale, he seems an angry young man.
No idea on #2, but guessing Bon Jovi for #3.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on August 18, 2008 - 12:54pm
Bitch, I'll knife you if you go near Eddie! :)
brendan frasier sounds plausible because of his size.
mike meyers i hear is in the closet and he has a horrible attitude, so it could be him.
it could be, hmmm.... not norton. That's my future husband so i have to exclude him from the list.
I would have to go with christian bale. He seemed to enjoy those kisses with Ewan Mcgregor a wee much in Velvet Goldmine. And we all know how horrendous his attitude is.
Brendan Fraiser #1 and it breaks my heart, but totally. He's been so squirrelly lately in interviews. Physically, I think he could have done it too. Some of these other guys are too small to put much damage on. 500,000 would be about right too. Can you imagine the millions Tommy would have paid to keep this quiet?
Submitted by soylaluz26@yahoo.com on August 18, 2008 - 9:56am.
OMG what about our favorite Tranny Lover - Eddie Murphy?? I know the movie was a flop but he sure thinks he's a hunk
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Eddie was totally my 1st guess. He's a pig. I can't bear the thought of Brendan being a rapist...I hope it's not true:(
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OK, here's one I read in last week's Star that I want help solving
please?
"Which married TV star whose big summer movie just bombed is sleeping w/ his tennis instructor?"
married
TV star
BIG *summer* movie
Get Smart did well and I'm otherwise drawing a blank. Just can't think of flops. help~
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 18, 2008 - 11:20am
I didn't think about that! You could be right, but he dated that chick from the practice for YEARS.
How sad for the ex. Doesn't surprise me, closeted men usually hurt other people because they don't know how to deal with being gay and they take that anger out on others, hello all those crazy homophobic guys that beat up gay people ring any bells? Ugh, how sick, I feel sorry for the men that date him.
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His music is brilliant. Have you ever listened to Soundgarden ,Audioslave or his solo stuff? No way is CC gay.....and BB was referring to the coeds, not the gay rape.
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o well there you go then. sorry. i still think his music is shit and still think hes a little gay. but whatever. to each his or her own.
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I'm really hot for him but I could actually believe the Norton. and he dated Courtney Love for a longass time and she's def beard material
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Number 1 is soooooooooo JAMES FRANCO.
I refuse to believe #3 is Dave Matthews, because I love him.
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Wow, really? I stand corrected.
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It's James Franco. I really think it's him. I actually heard a long time ago that he was gay. Plus, I could see him being crazy.
The third one has to be Dave Matthews. Quasi-hippie coeds love his bullshit jam music. blehhhhhh.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Hasn't Chris Cornell been touring this summer?
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yep and hes as straight as his music is good. i guess chris too. good on
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His music is brilliant. Have you ever listened to Soundgarden ,Audioslave or his solo stuff? No way is CC gay.....and BB was referring to the coeds, not the gay rape.
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Another fun one -
Steve Carrell
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Ben Affleck.
seth rogan?
lol - that would actually be kinda cool~
(ok, ass rape aint never cool, but still..)
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