Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
The first blind item not only made pussy scared, but it made me scared too. Hold me. I think I made that same face too when I read it. Here we go.....
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut (Page Six)
Gulp. The obvious guess might be Christian Bale, but I'm going to guess Matthew McConaughey? He's in "Tropic Thunder." Ugh. Where's the brain bleach!!? I don't want to think about this harsh shit anymore.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs (Page Six)
Lydia Hearst?
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home just about every night he's on the road. (Full Disclosure)
I have no fucking clue. My brain is still shaking from the first blind item. Um....Dave Matthews? Rob Thomas?
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90's rocker???
Has to be SCOTT WEILAND - Stone Temple Pilots
it has to be robert downey jr - i know for a fact he was gay before he got married.
#1 is Chris Kattan, maybe, his wife just left him after 8 weeks of marriage.
Or could it be Robert Downey, Jr.?
#3 = gavin rossdale
I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.
For #1, what about Colin Firth? I get a strong gay vibe from him...
Not Rob Thomas; he doesn't even like girls, remember? The Tom Cruise incident...
For 90's musician Edddie Vetter or David Grohl.
Socialite your right Mike Lydia Hearst
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
The summer movie may not be a HIT movie.. So I'm going with the worst of the lot : EMILE HIRSCH from Speed Racer..
Submitted by Honky on August 18, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Is Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder) too obvious??
Obvious? ... maybe with a stepladder and lifts in his nude-coloured AquaSox.
My vote still goes for Will Pinkett-Smith
NYapples, uh, no he did not hit his mother. He was charged with abuse because for some reason in GB there's a law wherein verbal clashes can count as abuse. Basically be careful who you yell at.
Even his skanky sister and lush mother didn't say he hit them. There's really nothing to indicate he has any hostility towards women.
And I think you're kind of stretching the amateur psychoanalysis by claiming that being very dedicated to his work and occasionally fighting with family members are obvious signs that he's a homosexual rapist! Seriously. That's waaaaayyyy overreaching it.
It's kind of funny, actually. The poor guy gets into an altercation with two leeching relatives, and suddenly everyone thinks he's an insane thug. (Not to mention inexplicably calling him a "prick" for not wanting to shell out money to a couple of addicts)
Nah, if it was Will Smith they'd have gotten more than 500k, surely. I love how blind item #1 has captured everyone's imagination. It's quite moving, really.
It's impossible to pick a potential rapist actor from their behaviour, because actors are always so corny and fake when we see them. They're all lunatics. On a side note, are people really still using the word "heartthrob"? Didn't that shit go out with the Beatles?
Yeah, I think it's Vin Diesel! He's definitely a "Hunk". He looks like the violent type. He pretty big so I'm sure he could easily force himself onto a helpless twink. He is that new driving movie that's coming out.
Number One could still be Christian Bale. Although he has had problems with his family, the article never mentioned a time frame. This could have happened weeks or months before Heath even died, or afterwards which maybe promted a violent outburst of sorts from Bale, whom has said was deeply affected by Ledgers death. The person who is the victim would need time to recover from the attack, time to work out with the stars camp about hush money, and time to think about what has happened and whether or not to speak about it. So logistically it could have been months ago, if not even a year ago, maybe the victims confidant spilled the beans to page six as another possibility.
Some people are easy to classify as "gay", MK for example, or closeted queens like Tommy girl. But there also the third group of guys, which are completely masculine because they put on this act, and repress any homosexual inclinations. These guys usually tend to do drugs and be violent towards women, ahem, did christians ass not just hit his own mom!! Also, from peoples description about Bale, like being ridiculously focused at work, or gaining or losing weight, theres a need to control his surroundings. With control freaks as such, rape could easily be an outlet to control people, and at the end of the day rape is never about sex, its always about having control. So if you havent figured it out, I think its Chrissy Bale himself. Whoever it is though needs to be exposed for the shit they are. Wonky McValtrex is not number 2, that bitch made alot of money on her own, we all hate her, but realistically its someone else. Plus shes still one of the highest paid for celebrity appearances. Maybe number one is Wonkyeye with a strapon.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I'm thinking Franco is the violent frank lover here! CB has been way too busy getting into altercations with his family, so I think he's not the one. Just too busy being a prick of a different kind. Vin D.-how long has there been gay rumors about him floating around? Blind items are good at starting and keeping nasty rumors going.
Oh, a good buddy knows Dave Mathews fairly well, from well before he hit it big. All he said is the guy is fairly cool and laid back, but he is also on perma-stoner mode. Bet it's him, but I'll ask my buddy when I hang out with him again if he was a p.hound too. #2-Taterhead, no doubt.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
If it hasn't been mentioned already...VIN DEISEL
as fot the Gay hunk, man, I got look back at all the movies this summer. sounds like he's a real Jeffrey Dahmer, but rapes instead of murders and eats people. Part of why I think Dahmer killed the guys he took home, was he had a fundamentalist christian upbringing, and was afraid of what he was, that and being a sociopath!
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Lydia Hearst already does Modeling and I think she writes some sort of column recommending places to go in NYC. I think it's Paris Hilton, I mean her Grandfather took the family's money away because of her behavior! I think that finally knocked some sense into her negligent parents!
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Will Smith..totally G A Y
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by angel_i on August 18, 2008 - 6:01pm.
I can't believe you guys keep saying it's Will Smith when it's SO obviously Ben Kingsley!
hahahaha. That joke has long legs.
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I seriously doubt it's RDJ or Christian Bale, only because I think they would have said 'major summer movie' or 'blockbuster'. It just says a summer movie. As much as it pains me, I think it's either Marky Mark (NO!) or Brendan Fraser.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Michael!! You Effin kill me...LOL!! My brains still shaking too....Hmmmm... How about James Franco?? Oh say it aint so!!
#1- Definitely Brendan Frasier. *Slams gavel*
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I can't believe you guys keep saying it's Will Smith when it's SO obviously Ben Kingsely!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbSto-vttA">Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by I_Hate_BeeOnSay on August 18, 2008 - 7:49pm.
...ATTENTION!!! another MAJOR factor that nobody has brought up is that the actor MUST be packing some MAJOR C*CK/PACKAGE to do that much damage...that would eliminate Jason, Mike Myers etc...Aaron Eckhart, Will Smith, Christian Bale and Marky Mark are good candidates...but again it has to be the sleeze ball Robert Downey Jr...cuase the guy snuck into the guys apartment so that former Junkie probably knows who to sneak into people's places..etc.
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Interesting point!
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WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I have to re-think my original post...
VIN DIESEL's movie has NOT been released so why is everyone saying it was him??
Maybe I'm misunderstanding the article but when I read it...it seems to me that its an actor from an ALREADY released movie...AND he IS a HUNK and a HEARTTHROB.
Now IF the article would have said of an UPCOMING SUMMER movie...then I be happy cuase it could be my rape dream date Jason Stattham or my future husband Vin Diesel
ATTENTION!!! another MAJOR factor that nobody has brought up is that the actor MUST be packing some MAJOR C*CK/PACKAGE to do that much damage...that would eliminate Jason, Mike Myers etc...Aaron Eckhart, Will Smith, Christian Bale and Marky Mark are good candidates...but again it has to be the sleeze ball Robert Downey Jr...cuase the guy snuck into the guys apartment so that former Junkie probably knows who to sneak into people's places..etc.
Will Smith for sure.
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I'm thinking about this from a different perspective. Which summer movie heartthrob seems violent. Violent enough to rape another man.
I've compiled a list of my potentials and eliminited them (or not) as follows:
-Christian Bale: pretty intense but had other drama, plus don't think he's gay
-Edward Norton: really like him but not sure if I would put him in the "heartthrob category
-Mike Myers: not a heartthrob but I do believe he is gay/bi
-Brendan Fraser: not a heartthrob in my opinion but kind of hunky. Could be a possible candidate
-Aaron Eckhart: a possibility
-Vin Diesel: not a heartthrob for me but for others he is, possibility
-Jason Statham: heartthrob potential for some, seems that he could be aggressive enough to do this
-Eddie Murphy: not a heartthrob but I do believe he is gay/bi
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 3:10pm.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on August 18, 2008 - 2:58pm.
As much as it pains me to type this, I'm going for Marky Mark as #1. He was in the Big House for beating someone down and may have gotten lessons raping men as well. He's really the only one to be considered a hunk, beef cake. If Mark did not have a film this sumemr I could have easily gone with Vin Diesel.
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Actually Mark was in the movie "The Happening" that came out in early June. Could he be the guilty one?! Hmmmm
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I would guess Vin Diesel for #1, or perhaps Mr. Frasier. That is a shame that whoever it was they felt they had to force someone to have sex with them. $500,000 is not enough to cover up such a heinous crime.
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The 90's rocker could be Bon Jovi?
Is Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder) too obvious??
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 18, 2008 - 11:36am.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Trying to talk sense to a racist is like trying to teach a horse to skip rope.
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Speaking of horses...
**I am apologizing in advance before telling this story.**
Not too long ago there were reports of a select group of people going to a farm out west to... how can I put this "to make time with horses". One guy died from internal injuries. This story gives me the heebee geebees.
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Submitted by luscious_t on August 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
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Submitted by Pattycakes on August 18, 2008 - 1:22pm.
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Thanks, I got to this late.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Robert Downey Jr. not a doubt in my mind
As for #1, I really hope it's not Christian Bale. I'd be so sad to learn he is a violent, abusive person. And for whoever it was who said Robert Downey Jr. can't be considered a hunk or hearthrob, are you blind? He was a major hearthrob back in his youth -- and NOW he is positively hunky. Didn't you see Iron Man? Hot damn!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
#3 has already been revealed as Dave Matthews.
Vin Diesel, Brendan Fraser, and that Franco guy all supposedly enjoy men, and each is as good a guess as the others. It would be too funny if it were Tommy girl, but he'd have to shell out a hell of a lot more than 500k. Plus he's tiny, so I doubt it's him.
Unless the guy raped was Troy Verne, no way Tiny Tom is the rapists.
I bet #1 is Pierce Brosnan. Summer movie - Momma Mia. Doesn't he seem kind of gay? And have you seen his wife?? Also, Dave Matthews doing it with co-eds makes me sad.
someone needs to explain all these james franco guesses...please... He's so cute!
Oh come on, CLEARLY tom cruise is the gay here. How could you not jump on that!?
The socialite thing: Tinsley Mortimer?
KLD is Loverly
i would guess rdj also...he looks crazy!
James Franco is gay?
Your face!
I would have LOVED to be the rapee(the one who got raped) becuase I think it might be:
1. Will Smith or
2. Christian Bale
Having it be both on me at once would be ideal...but with my luck and the rumors from when he was junkie its
1. Robert Downey Jr.
I realize you think he maybe not be violent but if he was on drugs even an skinny/puny guy can beat up ANYONE. Also RDJ sounded violent when talking about "The Dark Knight"
and for those few weirdoes out there it might be Edward Norton...although I dont consider him a hunk and/or a heartthrob...remember Fight Club? or the RAPE scene in American History X? maybe that rape scene was Edwards idea.
tom cruise is getting raves for his appearance in "tropic thunder," too. i'm just sayin'.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Matt's not really a heartthrob though...it might be Leonardo Dicaprio actually. Who else? Christian Bale strikes me as gay also, but only a little. The whole violently raping someone is MESSSED up! Geez....! Doesn't the second one sound like Paris? As for the third, it could be Dave Matthews.
Your face!
Submitted by zomay on August 18, 2008 - 12:15pm.
I like to have all blind items on one page when possible.
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YES! That totally appeals to my OCD tendencies!
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Thankyou Mrs. Kravitz. I like to have all blind items on one page when possible.
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