Guy Ritchie Earns His Keep
First of all, that bodyguard type is kind of hot. If I ever needed a bodyguard, I would scout the local modeling agencies. Who cares if he would scream like Gay Al getting double-dicked when someone tries to attack you! If they look hot while doing so, it doesn't matter.
Anyroidy, it was business as usual on Saturday night for Vadge and Guy. What I meant by that is they kept the charade known as their marriage going for Vadge's 50th birthday celebration.
Guy threw Vadge a birthday party in London and even used his acting skills to give a lovely speech! The Sun reports that he told the crowd, “She looks better now than she ever has done. I’m so proud. I love her so much." You know Vadge was pinching his no-ball area throughout the speech as a warning not to fuck up. And a pinch from Vadge is like a fucking bear's bite.
Here's more of Vadge looking liked a retired male Russian gymnast in Salvation Army lingerie while leaving her birthday party on Saturday night. Even though her vagina was probably exhausted from partying the night away, she still managed to work out the next day. The same way I'm addicted to Cakesters and HGTV, she's addicted to working out. Here's another reason why I don't need to work out. Vadge is doing it for me.
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Submitted by mike on August 18, 2008 - 8:54am.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:21am.
LOL, Christian Bale? Bring the hate, people :)
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
AND SHAME ON WHOEVER SUGGESTED HARRISON FORD! I love his pepaw ass to death. I'd hit it five times a day, here to Sunday.
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no one from tropic thunder...
maybe keifer??
Brenden Fraiser or jet li?
pierce brosnan or colin firth?
will ferrel or john c riely?
Javier Bardem
I dont know?
daniel radcliff?
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:27pm.
I don't know but maybe the person who said Christian Bale was right.....
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If uber rich Christian Bale ass-raped me, you bet he'd have to give way more than 500,000 to shut me up.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:21am.
OFF TOPIC:
I just read this crazy blind item in the Post's page 6 column:
Rober Downey Jr - something tells me he likes to get FREAKY!
"She looks better now than she ever has done"
if you like scary-looking freaks
I don't know but maybe the person who said Christian Bale was right.....
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Guy looks like he's thinking "God please kill me now." I wonder if he has a secret stash of fattening snacks under the bed?
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 5:21am.
"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual?"
Harrison Ford?
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:21pm.
OFF TOPIC:
I just read this crazy blind item in the Post's page 6 column:
"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut"
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Holy crap! I have no idea, but for the amount of money offered, it doesn't seem to be a super famous ultra hot star.
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allright! MK is back!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:21am.
OFF TOPIC:
I just read this crazy blind item in the Post's page 6 column:
"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut"
LOL, Christian Bale? Bring the hate, people :)
chubby: that's some hardcore shit- no pun intended! Who do you think it is? Harrison Ford? Will Smith? (hahaha)
OnT:
Madonna denying her age is so 80's Dallas. So she's saying poopoo on you to her older fans who have followed and supported her through the years? What a dick.
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Retired Russian Gymnast? Hahaha.... oh how you make me laugh, MK
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I wish somebody had held her down and force fed her cake.
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She is gonna lose that foot if she wraps that ace bandage any tighter.
IMO, it is much better to have a few wrinkles and gain a little weight as you get older than look like a granny on roids obsessed with plastic surgery. Her quest for looking eternally 20 reeks of immaturity and desparation.
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BTW Fat Martha, I love your avatar.
Her arms are... really something. The effects of a low BMI in a woman over 40.
off topic, but I am in a weekly meeting setting with a woman whom I've always found attractive -- it was her birthday last Tues, right? So, we asked her how old she was, and she said... 49. 49?!?! This woman is BEAUTIFUL, so much better looking than Madonna and all these Hollywood types. I thought this woman was literally not a day over 36 or so, and the only reason I thought that was because I knew how old her kids were.
So, why, how can SHE do it, this woman of limited means -- by "do it", I mean look attractive, healthy, beautiful, feminine and whole well into her 40s, and these Madonna-types with limitless funds can't??? They end up screwing up their a) faces b)bodies or c) both.
I just don't get it.
OFF TOPIC:
I just read this crazy blind item in the Post's page 6 column:
"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut"
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i don't think madonna looks good...too thin, too veiny...too unnatural...
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Madonna looks fucking scary and, quite frankly, not very good for 50. My mom looks better than that and is almost 60!
I really don't get the people who say she looks great for her age. She looks tired, stretched and dried up.
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She might be a tad over-accessorized.
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"Here's more of Vadge looking liked a retired male Russian gymnast in Salvation Army lingerie [..] "
oh god hahahaha MK, I love you.
She looks like she's wearing a prosthetic leg in those photo's.
I fucking hate that she's always photographed outside in her work-out gear. Locker rooms exist for a reason, dumbass.
Those fucking veiny arms! AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yes. I said it and I'll say it again.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my jesus.
I had this horrible dream last night that there was an old lady in my bed and she was all freaky looking and I kid you not, Madonna does not look too much different than the scary memaw. This bitch is the spawn of Satan.
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