Guy Ritchie Earns His Keep
First of all, that bodyguard type is kind of hot. If I ever needed a bodyguard, I would scout the local modeling agencies. Who cares if he would scream like Gay Al getting double-dicked when someone tries to attack you! If they look hot while doing so, it doesn't matter.
Anyroidy, it was business as usual on Saturday night for Vadge and Guy. What I meant by that is they kept the charade known as their marriage going for Vadge's 50th birthday celebration.
Guy threw Vadge a birthday party in London and even used his acting skills to give a lovely speech! The Sun reports that he told the crowd, “She looks better now than she ever has done. I’m so proud. I love her so much." You know Vadge was pinching his no-ball area throughout the speech as a warning not to fuck up. And a pinch from Vadge is like a fucking bear's bite.
Here's more of Vadge looking liked a retired male Russian gymnast in Salvation Army lingerie while leaving her birthday party on Saturday night. Even though her vagina was probably exhausted from partying the night away, she still managed to work out the next day. The same way I'm addicted to Cakesters and HGTV, she's addicted to working out. Here's another reason why I don't need to work out. Vadge is doing it for me.
Wenn
That's it. That was just too funny. I had to change my quote.
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"And a pinch from Vadge is like a fucking bear's bite." MichaelK
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I wish Guy Ritchie would stop slumming.---Everything about her shrieks INSECURE. What a joke.
She looks like Mr. T in all those chains.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
If she'd been smart enough to exercise her face all these years as well as her body, she wouldn't have had to resort to that hideous plastic surgery that robs her of whatever softness she had left.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
It's her birthday and all he can manage to compliment is her looks? What about love?
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Why does Guy ALWAYS look so miserable? I mean that PHONEY smile says it all!!!!!!!!!!!!
i realize that most that post are rarely fans of the subject at hand, and i'm not madonna's biggest supporter, but believe it or not she *actually* looks good. in actual reality. there was a recent new york magazine cover story (new york the magazine, that is) that basically said she had the "new new face." the thing is, if you never thought she was attractive, then yeah, you're not going to start now. whatever she's done, it's made her look strangely like she did circa 1990. the main difference is she's in dire need of weight. with like 10 to 15 minutes more pounds on her, she wouldn't look so gaunt at times. also, she might want to cut back on the work-outs, as she has developed that veiny, sinewy look that body builders have. still, though, she looks good. sorry.
"Here's more of Vadge looking liked a retired male Russian gymnast in Salvation Army lingerie while leaving her birthday party on Saturday night."
LOL!
Submitted by dementa on August 19, 2008 - 2:57am.
She looks like something that would creep out from under your bed and suck out your soul. And torture you with old pop songs while it did so.
LMAO, that made me laugh so much, loved it, well done.
A handbag that you have to worry about leaving visible fingerprints on just seems so awkward.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
The years have so not been kind to her.
Scary
MADGE.
LOOKS.
LIKE.
SHIT.
OMG that purse does not say M dolla!!! *dies laughing*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
hurray for the bedazzler! it makes a $10 claire's purse into a $2000 piece of "art".
Know what the worst thing is? She probably still looks at her reflection and thinks, "oh yeah, I still got it! Still look young'n'hot!"
For some reason to me Madonna always looked hot for her age..but lately she's been losing her touch..and it seems like she's losing alot of weight..so she might want to cut bac on the workout sessions.
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fuck 'Baby Jane' -- she's speeding on the Granny Jane lane now.
Do you remember how Michael Jackson morphed from just plain strange to shockingly freakish? In one moment, he was a fabulously wealthy "eccentric" pop icon adored by millions, and then the next, an alien mutant. With those arms and that face, I'd have to say mutant Madge has finally arrived. I can't believe they got her eyes crooked. They're almost as scary as Michael's nose. Well, almost.
her body may be perfectly fit (but still unattractive) from her exercise disorder, but her face is getting so hideous from her surgery addiction! from certain angles the plastic surgery is so painfully obvious. she has basically ruined her face. lots of regular middle class women who are her age look so much better than her.
She looks like something that would creep out from under your bed and suck out your soul. And torture you with old pop songs while it did so.
Fucking hell! She looks worse than shit!
Bitch is done. She needs to go disappear with the Unfitney and never be seen or heard from again!!!
The girly puffy sleeves are a stark contrast to the ropey, hard arms. I believe strong bodies are sexy on a woman, but Madge has taken it to a scary, non-feminine level.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Okay, so she is all dressed up in her nasty weird outfit with ratty hair extensions and she still has the nasty roots. WTH is wrong with her? But, then in the workout pictures, she has her roots touched up finally! And she has one scary ass looking body. Between the nasty arms and the legs, man alive, she is UGLY! And the ankle tied up so tightly is just freaked up... There is something wrong with her...
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Oh come now, Vadge wrote those cue cards weeks ago and Ritchie has been rehearsing.
I bet he used an acting coach.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 18, 2008 - 7:59am.
She twisted her ankle giving Guy a goodnight kick in the nuts.
BWAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh, Sheeps!
Poor Guy...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Robert Downey Jr's been in and out of the closet a few times, so I don't think it's him.
Did not know that - learn something new every day!
She twisted her ankle giving Guy a goodnight kick in the nuts.
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Feh...she is hideous!
That bandage on her leg looks painful. Hell, she looks painful.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I truly loved Madonna (Yeah I'm using her name want to fight about it?)But she's heading towards Donatella Versace, and Silvia Miles territory if she keeps up the long hair powered face and surgeries.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 5:32am.
I was going to guess Brendan Fraiser. Now I feel guilty...
Nope, good guess. George of the Jungle? The gay author in Bedazzled?
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Submitted by The C word on August 18, 2008 - 8:43am
Unfortunately, I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, if these blind items are true, you have a pretty good case. Every movie I see with him- could be total caca- but I crush hard fora few days! Even Death to Smoochy for Pete's sake! Painted Veil, mmmm. DAMN!!!! FUCK!!! My day's shot!
Blind item: I'm going with Tom Cruise. That little man is obviously a closeted homo, and I think he is filled to the eyebrows with suppressed rage.
she looks like the witch from hansel and gretel for christ's sake.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I'm figuring that Madonna and Guy are BROKE. Too broke to split their assets (asses) yet. And now that we know what her 50yo legs look like under those boots, they're about done BROKE as well!
hmmm, if Heather Mills got $46 million, I wonder how much Guy is gonna get outta Vadge?
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:21am.
OFF TOPIC:
I just read this crazy blind item in the Post's page 6 column:
Rober Downey Jr - something tells me he likes to get FREAKY!
Robert Downey Jr's been in and out of the closet a few times, so I don't think it's him.
Oh the horror that Guy sees is unfathomable!!!
Off topic: It's not Christian!! I HATE YOu!
*runs out of the room screaming!!!*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I'm sorry to announce that (IMO) there are very few women who can pull off long hair after a certain age. Usually, it's aging flower children who let their hair go silver and wear lots of Eileen Fisher. I can't think of one older woman who has long dyed hair that doesn't look positively ridiculous. I'm not saying older women need to have SHORT hair, but it's just silly to pretend you're a youthful maiden when you're a crone.
Okay, Cher can do it.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 8:38am.
NNNOOOOO!!! Not Ed Norton!
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I think he's a great actor, but I always have this feeling that there's a lot of 'rage' simmering there.
The other one I thought of was Aaron Eckhart, but who knows? Could be Fred Willard for all I know! ;)
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
NNNOOOOO!!! Not Ed Norton!
Whoever it is, he should be in jail.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:27am.
I don't know but maybe the person who said Christian Bale was right.....
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As soon as I read your post I thought "Anyone from the Incredible Hulk":
Ed Norton
Tim Roth
William Hurt
Tim Blake Nelson
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
LMAO IG! Regis would leave a Ben-Gay residue.
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I think the blind item is Tom Cruise.
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Submitted by chefcammi on August 18, 2008 - 7:31am.
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Daniel Radcliffe??? LMAO! That poor kid wouldn't withstand one hit off a swing of the business end of my handbag.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
It's totally Regis Philbin.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
After watching American Psycho, it sure isn't hard to think of Bale as a rapist!
But seriously, I really don't think it was him.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
According to IMDB, Fraiser just filed for divorce...
Submitted by Morrissey on August 18, 2008 - 8:31am.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:27am.
I don't know but maybe the person who said Christian Bale was right.....
Maybe that's what he and his mom and sis were tusslin' about.
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You might have something there...
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 18, 2008 - 8:27am.
I don't know but maybe the person who said Christian Bale was right.....
Maybe that's what he and his mom and sis were tusslin' about.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
I was ging to guess Brendan Fraiser. Now I feel guilty...