John Opens Up To The Paparazzi

Hey MK, we could use a Phoebe Price or Shauna Sand post to lighten things up a bit!
How anyone can get all fired up about any of these people, (Mayer, Anniston, etc.), is beyond me.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

DD and Fat Martha:

well SOMETHING is bringing the morons from out from under their rocks.

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"Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz!!!"
- Meatballs (1979)

@DD Yep. And wasn't he a key grip or something?

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Are you saying that breeding with Tori isn't his first job? Wow, now Dean's got even more going for him, in my opinion (compared to John Mayer).

So John was a wonderful guy while they dated but as soon as it's over he's not anymore, hmmmm?
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Actually, "wonderful" and "John Mayer" are two words that I'd never put in the same sentence. John Mayer's ALWAYS been a douchebag. Always have, always will. He's never stopped being one. Aniston should have NEVER got together with this fucker. It's not his age, it's HIM. On the other hand, perhaps Jennifer has a thing for douches.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Douchebag is as douchebag does. Ok, I don't know what that really means but it seems that John is not ready to settle down , end of story.

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Good morni- ... oh my.... *hides from the animosity*

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Hi5.

i'm kinda pissed this many comments have been wasted because of Douche Mayer.

TeriAnn, comparing JA to Paris? Get the fuck out o here...that is the most ridiculous comparison I have ever heard.

And most people here do NOT pity Aniston at all. What is there to feel pity for? She's attractive, has friends, and never has to work another day in her life! Yeah, poor, poor Jen.

You are such an IDIOT.

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"Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz!!!"
- Meatballs (1979)

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 17, 2008 - 11:23am
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Sandbitch I *like* your taste in men.

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People, remember it was Sheryl Crow who stated that Jen was the one who ended the marriage. So technically none left her, none cheated.... so none needs to feel sorry for her...not that I ever deed.

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 17, 2008 - 11:04am.

I do not get these people *coughcoughTeriAnncoughcough* who have a bug up their asses for Jennifer Aniston.

Word. Or for Angelina Jolie, or for this whole Jen vs. Angelina b.s. It's all pretty fucking dull when you think about it.

It's too bad this guy is so obsessed with his own publicity. He's got some real talent - but he can't handle fame. Its obvious he reads everything about himself on the internet (Hi John!)and then frets over it,
comments on it pretending everything is so cool. Just sing, John. And he's a great guitar player too. Sing and play.

Can I see a pic of his huge dick?

Maybe all these guys that dated Jennifer just wanted to fuck her and kept it moving. Just to say they fucked her and dumped her.

He's douche for talking.
What's wrong with her? shes gorgeous, filfthy rich, great body, great friends.

One thing I didn't understand is, how long does it take for someone to realize that person they are with is not good chemistry? Wouldn't you know right away.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 17, 2008 - 8:04am.

I do not get these people *coughcoughTeriAnncoughcough* who have a bug up their asses for Jennifer Aniston.
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right? what the hell has she ever done to deserve that?

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You can only feel pity for someone for a time and then it becomes pathetic. Ten years from now some will still feel sorry for poor wittle jenny and it will still be Bradleys fault. She's a grown ass woman acting like Parisite H.

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 17, 2008 - 8:23am.
Big dick or not, Mayer is about as interesting as Dean McDermott and far less hot. How hot is Dean McDermott
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Yep. And wasn't he a key grip or something?

Big dick or not, Mayer is about as interesting as Dean McDermott and far less hot. How hot is Dean McDermott.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 17, 2008 - 4:52pm.

Dont forget Cate Blanchett! She lives a pretty quiet life for the most part, except when she has to promote her films etc.

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Submitted by doodlewhore on August 17, 2008 - 8:17am.
Is it just me or did he just become hotter now that he dumped Rachel? I mean hot for a megadouche.
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Like Snarkley said, if you want to shag a herpes-bag, go right ahead.

Submitted by mslewis on August 17, 2008 - 8:14am.

She is NOT someone who is never alone. THAT would be Kate Hudson.

Oh shit, she's turning 40 in February- she;d better marry someone fast! EVERYONE KNOWS if you don't have a man at 40 years old, you will shrivel up and die. What are you- 19? It's NOT 1950 anymore asshole.

FUCK OFF.

and I am NOT 40 and alone, before you "come back" with that.

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"Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz!!!"
- Meatballs (1979)

MrsK, I don't believe making Jen out to be the victim in all her relatonships is healthy. I think at this point the whole world wants to see Jen find someone to settle down with. Why always blame the guys for her failed relationships? I think it's cute how some call John the douchebag or asshole but remember it's Jen who liked him. So John was a wonderful guy while they dated but as soon as it's over he's not anymore, hmmmm?

Submitted by Tubereuse on August 17, 2008 - 8:11am.
'She could be choosing people who are wrong
for her.'

I agree.
Remember how for years (pre Brad) she wanted to marry Tate Donovan but he didn't want to marry her? Still, she stuck around and stuck around. She's from a broken home and sometimes that means you wind up with a broken 'picker.' If she met someone who was perfect for her and wanted to get married, would that be good enough for her, or does she still need to resolve earlier shit?
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Oh geez you guys. NO ONE is qualified to say that about someone else. People make choices and sometimes they work out and sometimes they don't. And sometimes the not working out is a good thing. Your history is just that, HISTORY. Shouldn't be reading more into what's there than what's apparent. And its just a plain old stupid argument. SO MANY FUCKED UP PEOPLE ARE MARRIED forever...and they get a divorce. Do ALL of them have deep-seated psychological issues? Cheezus. Stupid.

Is it just me or did he just become hotter now that he dumped Rachel? I mean hot for a megadouche.

http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com

Submitted by Triscuit on August 17, 2008 - 11:41am.
Knowing Mayer has a huge dick makes him 100x's hotter.
Even though he is hot already.

I forgot, that's another requirement for dating a celebrity. Let's not get into the fact that Wonky McValtrex has spread the herps into the entire Hollywood community.

Snarkley I love that spice 8v, I'm going for the bloody mary and probably some pizza.

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

All this pity for Jennifer and every man who dumps her is at fault. People need to get a grip. Jennifer Aniston is the problem. She needs to be alone for a minute and think about herself and her life and what she really wants; she needs to become a REAL woman and stop being so desperate. She is obviously an incomplete woman. She's the problem, not the men she decides to date (or the men Huvane decides she should date).

Now, Meyer is saying he did the dumping and people are mad about that. What about yesterday when Jennifer's people said SHE did the dumping? Was Meyer supposed to sit back and say nothing? He's not the type. He's too immature for that. Both parties should have just kept they mouths shut and let it end peacefully, but Huvane couldn't do that.

How much longer will people continue to make Jennifer "vulnerable" and "pitiful"? The woman is pushing 40. She's becoming a joke!!

Submitted by TeriAnn on August 17, 2008 - 7:49am.
Every guy who Jen dates and doesn't work out will be called a douchebag, loser or an ass? Quit calling Jen vulnerable it's so pathetic. Eight guys later after Brad and people still pity her. Just maybe it's Jen who is ruining these relationships by being so damn needy.
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and you know. ALL THOSE EIGHT GUYS WERE FUGLY!!!!

im kinda straddling the fence on Jen right now. Like I might be the only person in the world to say this, but I HATED "Friends." So glad when that shit was over! The only reason Jen hooked up with Brad is because she was considered the hottest thing around AT THE TIME. Then the show ended/got cancelled and so did Jen's life. lol (not really, but you know what I mean, I think. I hope.)

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 17, 2008 - 8:04am.

I do not get these people *coughcoughTeriAnncoughcough* who have a bug up their asses for Jennifer Aniston.
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right? what the hell has she ever done to deserve that?

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"Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz!!!"
- Meatballs (1979)

'She could be choosing people who are wrong
for her.'

I agree.
Remember how for years (pre Brad) she wanted to marry Tate Donovan but he didn't want to marry her? Still, she stuck around and stuck around. She's from a broken home and sometimes that means you wind up with a broken 'picker.' If she met someone who was perfect for her and wanted to get married, would that be good enough for her, or does she still need to resolve earlier shit?

Knowing Mayer has a huge dick makes him 100x's hotter.
Even though he is hot already.

I recommend a bloody mary with spicy hot v-8 juice. Excellent with a touch of celery salt and just a little bit too much Grey Goose.

Submitted by Paquita on August 17, 2008 - 11:30am.
Snarkley I just realized I misspelled your name, I am hung over so sorry!

Do what I do, drink more!

Another poster said that this is all for publicity, and they're right. No publicity is bad publicty, as long as they spell my name right!

I do not get these people *coughcoughTeriAnncoughcough* who have a bug up their asses for Jennifer Aniston.

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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*

TeriAnn

I am not talking about the no chemsitry , or thier split. I am talking about this littel boy going around on the street and telling the paparazy that he call the shot.

TerriAnn

Did we read already from all people magazine and other magazine that his PR and freinds tell that he break up with her. So what is the need to go in every street tell the paparazy that he did some king of hero thing to call the shot.

I did not read in any major magazine that Jen pr telling that she dump him. You loonies just make anything.

Snarkley I just realized I misspelled your name, I am hung over so sorry!

And this sophisticated lady as Mayer calls her....(sounds almost like Dimitri the lover calling women elegant) well.....I think that she loves the attention and that people pity her. Oh poor Jen another guy left her. And her camp try to be like ohh she's so over it! She's bumping genitals with another guy now. Whatever

Oh! And Bret, don't say she has gone through a lot more things than many other women, cause you don't know. I dont have people following me around so none knows what I've been through. That your husband leaves you and the fact that he cheated is crap. But a lot of women have been through that and they've all lived. I don't feel sorry for her.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Ugh. It's too early for this who dumped who bullshit. We established the other day that Mayer is a DOUCHE (hee hee). So they broke up. Big frickin' deal. Now, I'm off to get back up on the right side of the bed.

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There is something wrong with Jennifer Aniston! Admit it folks!

She dates anyone who gives her any attention. So sad!

Bet, you're right he's a thirty year old man. Like he said there was no chemistry and he never cheated. Jen would never come right out and say something, she has her pr guy Huvane do all the dirty work for her.

Ick. I know it's the cool, hip thing to hate her & think she's pining for the adulterous pig, but I like her & I think she can do much better than she has thus far. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Seriously, Ii's like an unwritten rule, if you're a celebrity, in the spotlight, you MUST be either married to, or dating another celebrity. Actual love for that person is negotiable.

TeriAnn

Not like Vince who breakup with her with respect and dignity.

bmitted by TeriAnn on August 17, 2008 - 7:49am.

I don't pity her. So her relationships haven't worked out....big fucking deal That happens to millions of people EVERY DAY. She could be choosing people who are wrong for her. It's not necessarily anyone's "fault".

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"I want to be the guest star in that bed. I would hope that Samantha Ronson would be this hot, mean, butch top. I don't know about Lindsay, though. I'd have to see...." - Margaret Cho

Paquita

We know she can handle anything. this woman goes a lot more than most woman goes through, but she handle with respect and dignity. I am sure she will handle this littel boy very well.

Submitted by Snarkley on August 17, 2008 - 7:46am.

Many times I have wondered why don't some of these people have a nice quiet life with an anonymous significant other, and only appear when they're being an entertainer?
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A lot of people in the business are...surprise, surprise, attention whores.
However, there are plenty of actors who live quiet lives...except I can't think of their names.

OK, how about Laura Linney.
And Jeff Daniels lives in Michigan.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*

Every guy who Jen dates and doesn't work out will be called a douchebag, loser or an ass? Quit calling Jen vulnerable it's so pathetic. Eight guys later after Brad and people still pity her. Just maybe it's Jen who is ruining these relationships by being so damn needy.

Paquita

And the problem is not that he break up with her, the problem is he is running around tell the people he call the shot. He do not want to loose his fivteen minues of fame.

Submitted by Paquita on August 17, 2008 - 11:10am.
Snarky I don't know her either but I seriously don't feel bad for her, with all the money and shit she has, it seems she has managed all the media to turn her into this fragile woman, which she might or not be.

I agree, when we comment about these celebrities, all we really know is what the tabloids tell us. Many times I have wondered why don't some of these people have a nice quiet life with an anonymous significant other, and only appear when they're being an entertainer? Why does every move have to be publicized? Of course, I'm guilty like you are of watching their every move. :)

He should date one of the Hills girls next. I'm sure Ceiling Eyes would be the perfect girl for him. She would stare vacantly at the ceiling while giggling at his "jokes".

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paquita

why you make the guy like he is a mama boy?. He is 30 years old man, at his age he knows better.

Submitted by Snarkley on August 17, 2008 - 3:36pm.

But have you noticed, like I have, that a relationship HAS To be with another celebrity? It's like meeting a normal person is out of the question if you're a celebrity. You MUST match up with another celebrity, that's the unwritten rule of Hollywood, and apparently, it's slim picken's. ;)

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Not always true. Some celebs DO go for regular folks.

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